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  1. bonehandledknife (ladywinter) Tue 15 Oct 2019 09:25PM UTC

    Ok so im rereading this (again) and giggling all the way thru because oh god is

    1) tony gonna be even more name branding to see what bucky will horde
    2) is plastering his name across the top of stark tower a blatant bid for bucky to move in
    3) does he ever venture towards stark branded speedos and what exactly is the parameters of tony loosing his shit at seeing his name plastered across bucky’s ass?

    Additionally, the sudden realization that like... i cant tell if tony stark outed himself as ironman in this universe so like, is there identity porn coming up? How many wierd and kinky sex dreams does the poor asset have?

    And what the fuckkkkk does outsider pov even fucking look like in the verse godddddd tony stark’s actual murderbot, i bet they all think he’s the guy in the suit or something.

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    1. Monyas Tue 15 Oct 2019 11:10PM UTC

      Oh goodness! The fact that you reread and commented again is so awesome and so flattering, first of all, so huuuuuuuuuuge thanks! :D

      To answer your questions: 1) YES, and consider that Stark Expo is a thing and basically Bucky's version of comic-con, 2) Bucky needs no invitation, he had finished a complete perimeter check and relocated all his Iron Man posters to the tower before Tony himself moved in. 3) Godlike mental image omg, my smut is way to kinky for this verse but we'll see o.o

      And Holy Moly identity porn O.O Like, it's been purposely made ambiguous mostly because this was supposed to stay a oneshort (yeah, that didn't happen, ha!). It's not supposed to grow plots but now that sounds like something I would read 50k words of, I feel like I need someone to write it for me, pleeeeease!

      Outsider povs I have about one scenario in mind, mostly because people wanted Steve's reaction but I feel like it needs to be its own thing so that'd be separate I think? Can you tell I have no idea what I'm doing? Thank you for the inspiration anyways, the scenarios are SO welcome :3

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      1. bonehandledknife (ladywinter) Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:58AM UTC

        1) omfg tony stark is bucky's comiccon hahahaha
        2) good lord ok so idk if you know of Yuri On Ice but this is basically Really Intense Yuuri with his Really Intense fandom
        2a) bucky is living the drea
        3) wait what do you mean way too kink for this verse this verse is kinda designed for kink

        identity porn) ok but consider how the avengers movie is gonna play out because fury is totally still like, probably gonna attempt to recruit tony? or hell does shit just start going down and tony's like HOLD THE PHONE ALIENS???? MAGIC ALIENS??? like, I figure even if tony doesn't go to Stuttgart via fury, he's still gonna hear the news, and intercept steve and loki because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and then there's a Thor and Bucky going WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, and then having to run a perimeter check on the helicarrier and how does he DEAL

        moreover how does the helicarrier DEAL

        sudden realization part x: at some point stark employees (and also the actual security team) is gonna realize that whenever bucky puts on the charm there's Some Sleezeball happening and like, the resting murder face actually relaxes them lmaoooooo

        having no idea what you're doing is actually normal sounding for writing I mean like okokok I'mma do a thing because clearly I have no self control but I've also been bitten by the smutplot and like

        so eventually Bleeding Edge right? or like Bucky is in the know about IronMan and Tony knows Bucky knows and basically Tony shows off this suit he can put on himself with his brain and take off himself with his brain and like, you know an exploded diagram? so like, tony walks out of his suit like he did for Peter in Homecoming all "I am like unto god descending from the heavens" and then turns around and explodes the suit more to show off the components and the weaponry to bucky and bucky just. kinda whimpers? gets really flushed

        and tony is all reaching in to point out the miniaturized missiles, mentioning the payload and accuracy and homing systems, the assembly and disassembly of mini, big, and extra big arc blasters, the structural reinforcements and synthetic lipid production via nanobots, and bucky is all like shuddering and tony quips like, "good lord did you just come"

        And drops his eyes playfully but like, well fuck, bucky totally did, just straight up jizzed in his pants. and bucky's simultaneously pale and flushed and tony's like verbal hemorrhaging like, "So that happened. Or didn't happen. Or happened if you wanted it to and, fuck, what did Pepper say to do in this situation. I mean, Look. I'm not mad."

        and tony's waving his hands because bucky's looking two breaths from bolting, "And like you're not fired, not if you don't want to be, or like, you could fire me."

        "I can't fire you you're To--"

        "--you *totally* could fire me, several assistants fired me, Rhodey's fired me from *life,* Pepper only stopped threatening to fire me when she could actually fire me." Tony paused. "Tho that might be because then there's no one else to sign the paperwork. Anyway."

        "I'm just... going to go now."

        "Yeah. You do that." Tony says before he could think but then he over thinks it. "Not that you have to go." Then waves his hands at bucky's widened eyes. "Not that I need you to stay! I mean."

        "I'm not fired?" Bucky ...seems to hazard a guess? Which? What?

        *WHAT* why is that even a guess.

        "You are never fired!" Tony says, "I think there's a condition on your contract that this point that you can never be fired ever since Monte Carlo or at least there should be. Unless you want to be fired."

        "I *want* to be fired?" Bucky repeats in absolute bafflement.

        "No?"

        "No."

        Tony has a brief shocky flash of the shitshow that was the last five minutes so of course he asks. "Well why not? You can't say this is 'living the dream'--"

        only he cuts himself off at the face that Bucky's made that clearly means tony's put his foot in his mouth, again, and there was at lease Some living of Some dream and now everything's awkward and Bucky's body's pointing at the door in a way that people do when they want to move away but not sure that they're allowed.

        "Can I at least give you my pants?" Tony said helplessly.

        "What."

        "At this point walking out," Tony makes a gesture at the sum of Bucky, "It'd be kinda a walk of shame? I have a change of clothes here. Pants."

        "Your pants." Bucky states. Or asks? It's hard to tell.

        "I hope you don't mind?" Tony cringes, god, is HR gonna hate him even more, but the thing is he Likes Bucky kinda in that way that he Likes spending way too much time immersed in creating, say, a dozen ninja stars and then etching his signature in by hand because he's Like That, and the time isn't anything at all. Time with Bucky always felt cut short, and he hopes the shitshow of today wasn't going to be the final nail that the camel is threaded through.

        "You want to give me your pants." Bucky states, and Tony's opening his mouth to agree but before he could there's this like.

        Thunk.

        Tony is staring at Bucky's pants around Bucky's feet, not certain how it got there or why the moment felt so long, dragging his eyes eventually upward because he's gotta face the music and there is Mr. Murderface looking murderous as he tugs at the elastic of his red Stark Industries briefs saying, "At least these aren't my favorite pair."

        The wet patch is dark. and obvious, and might as well been painted on.

        Swallowing is hard. He might have made a sound. There is movement behind Bucky and they both glance over to track it, Bucky looking over his shoulder, and it's the reformed nanobot suit.

        The suit that is controlled by Tony's mind, or at least his subconscious, because he is sure that he is in no way consciously asking it to plaster itself against Bucky's back and curl an arm around Bucky's waist and palm at that dark spot that Tony is still helplessly staring at. And not touching.

        (some part of him is touching)

        And the thing is Bucky is not looking opposed at all. He's in fact all but swooning against the suit like some long-haired harlequin protagonist, arching into the hand like he's going to pop another boner in 3...

        2...

        1...

        And there it goes, its blushed head peeking out over the top of Bucky's briefs, fucking wet with precome already. Bucky's arching his hips like he wants the IronMan suit to grab ahold of his dick already, but Tony's barely rubbing two billion braincells together at this point and all of them are focused on processing What The Fuck, so his suit is not exactly responding to any command and any subconscious commands are contradicting.

        Bucky is not a man to stand still for that. He turns around in the circle of the suits arms to practically *climb* the thing, slotting it's leg up where Bucky needs it most and humping it decadently.

        The thing is. This.

        This gives Tony the perfect view of the most perfect ass he's had the honor of witnessing, with Stark Industries in gold lettering arched across a curvature Tony was already trying to calculate.

        "Your pants?" Bucky prompts. Moans. Mentions. Staring slit-eyed over his shoulder even as he continued to smear precome all over red paint.

        "Yeah?" Tony stammers. He's fairly sure his jaw is somewhere on the floor, along with his dignity, and what ever the result of losing his entire shit.

        "You said I could have them?"

        "*Yes*." Tony says, as he scrambles out of them, and, more importantly, *closer*.

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        1. Monyas Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:08PM UTC

          YOU DID NOT JUST WRITE THAT! YOU ACTUALLY DID! Omg, ahhahahah, thank you sooooo much but now I'm dying, I can't xD

          I'm hyperventilating! I mean, I knew there was a Competency Kink tag for Bucky somewhere in the future but I was NOT expecting THAT! I'm literally crying you have no idea, god, as far as I'm concerned this is canon for this verse. That awkward as hell conversation they try to have after THAT happened, very spontaneous indeed, it's pure GOLD and of course you topped it with the branded underwear plus armor kink O.O

          I have like half a scene written in which they are being sweet and adorable and now I cannot get this 'good lord did you just come' moment from my mind and it's sheer torture. Like, mind is in the gutter, halp hahaha

          Also, as for the first part of the comment before it got sucked into smut-land,... There are at least two things you mention, maybe three, that have been ambiguously referenced in my draft and I'm not saying which so there's that lol

          Have to keep the mystery somehow :P

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          1. bonehandledknife (ladywinter) Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:24PM UTC

            Hahahahaha omg I’m glad you liked it? The friend I mentioned writing this to asked for the link and told me I should post it but its not like the scene is finished or has an actual beginning or whatever, pft. Eh maybe? Should I just post it as a gift? Or how is this done???

            Gutters are a good place to beeeeee, I mean like, dude this universe’s bucky would probably legit happy as a clam just warming tony’s cock some days.

            And eeeeeeeee theres a drafttt fuck yeah!!! Also hell yeah to sweetness lmao. I totally love all the fluff, Im so excite 😱😱😱❤️😱❤️😱❤️😱

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            1. Monyas Wed 16 Oct 2019 09:09PM UTC

              YES! Pleeeeease post it? I want it forever linked to the original, somehow, uh, I don't know how gifts work either but you can drop it in the 'inspired by/related' section too if that's easier? Who even need beginnings when there's p o r n. Anyone who comments about wanting smut I might just redirect to your work like on a silver plate and SNAP

              Aaaaaaaaaand, yup, 'happy as a clam' while cock warming, you are so talking my language here XD

              There's, coughs, half a draft but I'm just gonna drop a rec here: 'A Rifling Matter' by Penndragon27, who got inspired too and, like you, writes SO much faster so that might tide you over in the meanwhile haha

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