Unusual Efforts
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The Rules by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
19 Feb 2013
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Joan Watson didn’t, of course, particularly enjoy being called a bitch, but she preferred it to ‘whore’. Likely because the first was so often a response to her highly satisfying right hook after being called the second.
You had to be firm when you were a ‘ball-breaking cunt’ who liked to flirt, especially when you followed around Sherlock Holmes.
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- Part 1 of Unusual Efforts
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Smiles and Split Lips by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
04 Mar 2013
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“Just because Joan thinks it’s a good idea does not mean it’s a good idea." Greg yelled, exasperated. "Use your damn head and consider things just a little bit more before you let her push you in headfirst.”
“You’re blaming me here?” Joan blurted, incredulous.
“You’re blaming Joan?” Sherlock echoed, sounding equal parts thrilled and confused.
“I’ve seen you both without the other,” Greg growled, “and Joan definitely takes the cake for self-destructive behavior.”
“I do not!”
“I was a drug addict,” Sherlock breathed, gleefully horrified. "What did you do? No, don’t tell me, let me figure it out. Urban bungee jumping without measuring your ropes?”
Joan scowled. “Now you’re just making fun of me.”
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- Part 2 of Unusual Efforts
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Break Along the Seams by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2013
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Joan nearly cried with relief when her mobile rang, even if it was Sally.
“Please tell me you have a case for Sherlock,” she begged. “Please. He’s been microwaving leeches, and when I complain, he acts like I’m the weird one since I was the one who told him to stop keeping them in the teapot.” There was a crash behind her. "Cut it out!" she hollered, and Sherlock shouted at her through the door for interrupting him.
“I’m not interrupting anything but you breaking my things in our bathtub, you mad wanker!” she yelled back. “Please, Sally, a case. I am going to lose my hair and it will be all your and Greg’s fault.”
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- Part 3 of Unusual Efforts
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Wounded Tiger by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 May 2013
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“Instead of looking through the paperwork from the cases,” Greg said steadily, “you were having sex in my conference room, weren’t you?”
“Uh,” Joan managed.
“Yes,” Sherlock replied smugly.
“I have to work in that conference room, you arseholes! I have to go in there and discuss very important crime-related things, and all I am going to be able to concentrate on is Joan in her birthday suit on the table.” He sighed. “Thanks, the both of you; I’m never going to get another promotion again.”
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- Part 4 of Unusual Efforts