you keep eternity, give us the radio
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Tubbo snorted. “Fit MC, one of the best mercenaries in the wastes, was kidnapped? I find that hard to believe.”
“You can imagine my surprise when I found him tied up in a gas station, being guarded by three idiots who didn’t know how to fight,” Phil said, folding his arms over his chest.
“Good thing they didn’t kill you. Could you imagine how embarrassing that’d be?” Tubbo shook his head. “For shame, Fit. Your reputation is in shambles.”
“My reputation is fine, thank you very much.”
“You sure? Because I have a job for you both that could make you some of the most feared men in the entire fucking wasteland.” There was a challenging glint in Tubbo’s eyes that hadn’t been there before.
or, as a mercenary in the nuclear wasteland, Phil has taken a lot of dangerous jobs over the years. This latest one puts all of those to shame.
or or, a morning crew + phil heist fic set in the apocalypse
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- Part 1 of you keep eternity, give us the radio
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no chance to take it slow by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Apr 2025
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Although Phil didn’t want to take his eyes off of the two people in front of him, he shouted back to the kidnapped person, “Hey mate, do you know why these dumbasses kidnapped you?”
There was a heavy pause before a hoarse voice asked, “Wait, are you talking to me?”
Phil briefly glanced over his shoulder at the figure. He was hanging upside down, his hands tied behind his back and feet bound with chains.
“Yes, I’m talking to you, the guy hanging from the fucking ceiling. Why did these guys kidnap you?”
“I don’t know! I’ve never seen them before in my life!” The guy cried out. “Please get me out of here I’ve been tied up for-”
“Don’t worry. I’m gonna get you out,” Phil said, earning himself a sharp look from the person he was still pointing his sword at. “Consider it payment for breaking my window.”
or, as a mercenary in the nuclear wasteland, Phil has met quite a few interesting people in his day. Now with two kids in his care, he has to be more careful about who he gives his trust to than ever before.
or or, death family in the nuclear apocalypse
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- Part 2 of you keep eternity, give us the radio