Carve My Tombstone

Series Metadata

Creator:

Saluvril

Series Begun:

2024-10-01

Series Updated:

2025-10-31

Description:

A year and change after Lydia Deetz murdered her husband, he came back.
Things got stranger from there.
Featuring slow-burn characterization through porn, femdom-induced behavioral conditioning, morally dubious behavior, two freaks being Very Normal about each other, more than incidental angst and idiocy, a handful of cartoon and film Easter eggs, and most of all, to quote one reviewer, a "hot wet loser simping for his goth babe."

Notes:

Mostly written for Kinktober 2024 but quickly grew into its own beast.
With apologies to They Might Be Giants for stealing their lyrics for my titles.

Stats:

Words:: 55,790
Works:: 27
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 25

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Bad Weather Friend by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
30 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- mentioned adam maitland/barbara maitland
- mentioned charles deetz/delia deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- mentioned deetzes
- mentioned Maitlands
- Age Difference
- Teasing
- Forbidden
- sexy bullying
- Sexual Tension
- Pre-Relationship
- Cock Stepping
- Mild CBT
- Masturbation
- Implied Voyeurism
- Post-Canon
- Bisexual Lydia Deetz
- Pansexual Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Femdom
- Fear of Discovery
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Mixed Signals
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Older Man/Younger Woman
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 30 Prompt(s): Age Difference, Teasing, Forbidden. Betelgeuse returns. Lydia pretends things are normal. They aren’t.

Series
- Part 2 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

3,316

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

71

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

1,162
Playing Hangman 'Til the Morning Light by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
21 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- mentioned adam maitland/barbara maitland
- mentioned charles deetz/delia deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- mentioned deetzes
- mentioned Maitlands
- Thigh Riding
- Hair-pulling
- Coming In Pants
- Fear of Discovery
- Couch Sex
- Sexual Tension
- more references to the cartoon than I usually include
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Older Man/Younger Woman
- Underage Drinking
- questionable parenting
- Femdom
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 21 Prompt(s): Hair-Pulling, Thigh Riding. Board Game Night takes a turn after the adults go to bed.

Series
- Part 3 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

1,897

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

13

Kudos:

110

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,307
Your Embrace and My Collapse by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
29 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Orgasm Edging
- Orgasm Denial
- Cunnilingus
- Sexual Frustration
- Pre-Relationship
- Fear of Discovery
- Secret Relationship
- Friends With Benefits
- Frenemies with Benefits
- Teasing
- Vaginal Fingering
- Ghost Powers
- Suspension
- Multiple Orgasms
- Come Marking
- Bondage
- Scream Kink
- Overstimulation
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Crying
- Biting
- Pining
- Suspender Kink
- Beetlejuice is Good at Cunnilingus (Beetlejuice)
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 29 Prompt: Edging. Turnabout is fair play.

Series
- Part 4 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

3,455

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

90

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

1,316
Every Time I Look in Your Eyes I See St. Peter Wave by Saluvril for Pure_Anon

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
14 Oct 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Face-Sitting
- Human Furniture
- Service Submission
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Cunnilingus
- Cuntwarming
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- denial of feelings (badly)
- Angst
- Pining
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Homicidal Thoughts
- mentioned bisexual lydia deetz
- Friends With Benefits
- Canonical Character Death
- Mentioned Murder
- Character Study
- No Dialogue
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- trying to solve relationship problems with sex
- Femdom
- Beetlejuice is Good at Cunnilingus (Beetlejuice)
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 14 Prompt: Face-Sitting. Betelgeuse tries to express something.

Series
- Part 5 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

1,496

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

98

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

1,157
She's a Sparrow by Saluvril for pinuspinea

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
22 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- mentioned Maitlands
- Size Difference
- First Time
- Loss of Virginity
- Developing Relationship
- Idiots in Love
- Friends With Benefits
- Secret Relationship
- Dirty Talk
- Banter
- Tenderness
- Hair-pulling
- Scratching
- Biting
- Vaginal Sex
- Cunnilingus
- Multiple Orgasms
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Pining
- Crying
- Beetlejuice is Good at Cunnilingus (Beetlejuice)
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 22 Prompt: Size Difference. An important first.

Series
- Part 7 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,638

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

121

Bookmarks:

17

Hits:

1,649
The Kind With Teeth by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)
04 Oct 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
- Biting
- Scratching
- Blood
- Gothic
- Cannibalistic Thoughts
- Murder
- Canonical Character Death
- Unhealthy Relationships
- Codependency
- Introspection
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- First Time
- Marks
- Dark
- Minific
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 4 Prompt: Biting/Marks. Love hurts. Sometimes it bleeds.

Series
- Part 8 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

431

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

83

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

926
Don't Let's Start by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
08 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Dirty Talk
- Frenemies with Benefits
- Quickies
- Fear of Discovery
- Closet Sex
- Rough Sex
- Voice Kink
- Ghost Powers
- Secret Relationship
- Vaginal Sex
- Biting
- Post-Canon
- Friends With Benefits
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 8 Prompt: Dirty Talk. It's hard to be mad at your demon fuckbuddy when he has a really hot voice.

Series
- Part 9 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

999

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

23

Kudos:

147

Bookmarks:

15

Hits:

1,654
Sick of Me and All My Rattling On by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
06 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Discipline
- Gags
- Developing Relationship
- Friends With Benefits
- Hair-pulling
- Manhandling
- Teasing
- Bratting
- Premature Ejaculation
- mild bloodplay
- Dom Lydia Deetz
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Femdom
- trying to solve relationship problems with sex
- Just the Tip
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Vaginal Sex
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 6 Prompt: Discipline. Sometimes you need to lay down some rules.

Series
- Part 11 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,151

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

86

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

1,134
This is Only Going to Go One Way by Saluvril for nanasalt, Her_Madjesty, pinuspinea, Pure_Anon

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
25 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- mentioned Maitlands
- mentioned deetzes
- Wall Sex
- Idiots in Love
- Fighting
- Makeup Sex
- First Kiss
- feelings with porn
- Feelings Realization
- Hair-pulling
- Love Confessions
- Jealousy
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- Discussed Murder
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Ghost Powers
- Vaginal Sex
- Angst and Fluff and Smut
- Biting
- Developing Relationship
- Crying
- Codependency
- eldritch Beetlejuice
- Holding Hands
- meltdowns
- Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 25 Prompt: Against a Wall. A turning point and an important conversation.

Series
- Part 12 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,995

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

23

Kudos:

101

Bookmarks:

12

Hits:

1,280
A Snake Head Eating the Head on the Opposite Side by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)
02 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Deepthroating
- Face-Fucking
- Consensual Possession
- Ghost Powers
- Vaginal Fingering
- consensual messing with brain chemistry
- Breathplay
- Tenderness
- Praise Kink
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- mentioned beetlejuice x beetlejuice clones
- Developing Relationship
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 2 Prompt: Deepthroating. Lydia learns a new and valuable skill with help from a friend.

Series
- Part 15 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,173

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

110

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

1,262
Don't Test Me by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
01 Oct 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Kinktober 2025
- Masturbation
- Adult Lydia Deetz
- Bratting
- Ghost Powers
- College
- Post-Canon
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Established Relationship
Summary

Kinktober 2025 Day 1 Prompt: Masturbation. Lydia shouldn't have expected Betelgeuse to leave her alone during college midterms. But still, she didn't expect this.

Series
- Part 16 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

1,630

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

32

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

276
Under the Mistletoe (Screaming) by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)
01 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Established Relationship
- Lingerie
- Christmas
- Banter
- Teasing
- Ghost Powers
- Vaginal Sex
- Dirty Talk
- Stockings
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 1 Prompt: Lingerie. What do you get for the ghost who has everything?

Series
- Part 17 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

1,833

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

117

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

1,375
Lucky Ball and Chain by Saluvril for nanasalt

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
24 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Captive
- Imprisonment
- Fighting
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- beetlejuice's canonical lack of boundaries
- beetlejuice's canonical mommy issues
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Established Relationship
- Masturbation
- Voyeurism
- Begging
- Makeup Sex
- Punishment
- Orgasm Denial
- Porn with Feelings
- Codependency
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Crying
- meltdowns
- Character Study
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 24 Prompt: Captive. Betelgeuse gets sent to time out.

Series
- Part 18 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,552

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

74

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

881
Dig My Grave by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
18 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Anal Sex
- Pegging
- Cock Worship
- Femdom
- Dom Lydia Deetz
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Sex Toys
- Established Relationship
- Deepthroating
- Begging
- Dirty Talk
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 18 Prompt: Anal Sex. The obligatory pegging fic. That's it.

Series
- Part 19 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,337

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

90

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,119
Right Where You Left Me by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
20 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- mentioned Maitlands
- mentioned deetzes
- Body Worship
- Oral Sex
- Tenderness
- Touch-Starved
- Naked Male Clothed Female
- Overstimulation
- Orgasm Delay
- Orgasm Edging
- Praise Kink
- Established Relationship
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- Love Confessions
- Teasing
- Crying
- Femdom
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 20 Prompt: Body Worship. Lydia takes her time. Betelgeuse suffers (in a good way).

Series
- Part 20 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,679

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

92

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

1,057
Words Fail by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)
03 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Phone Sex
- Sexting
- Humor
- bad texting etiquette
- Semi-Public Sex
- Mutual Masturbation
- Dirty Talk
- Praise Kink
- Dom Lydia Deetz
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Voice Kink
- Orgasm Denial
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- Porn with Feelings
- Oversharing
- Codependency
- Established Relationship
- Femdom
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 3 Prompt: Phone Sex/Sexting. Betelgeuse learns to text. This goes about as well as you'd think.

Series
- Part 21 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

2,065

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

113

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

1,219
Short Sharp Shock by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
25 Feb 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Spanking
- Domme Lydia Deetz
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- punishment (not really)
- Mentioned sexual harassment
- Suspender Kink
- Subspace
- Established Relationship
- Femdom
Summary

Good boys get punishments too.

Series
- Part 22 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

1,085

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

44

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

590
Sweet Dreams by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
11 Oct 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Kinktober 2025
- Somnophilia
- Period Sex
- Consensual Somnophilia
- even if Beetlejuice doesn't quite remember that it is
- Vaginal Sex
- Adult Lydia Deetz
- Established Relationship
Summary

Kinktober 2025 Day 11 Prompt: Somnophilia. It's one thing to crash after two back-to-back all-nighters. It's another thing to crash after two back-to-back all-nighters when you've got a horny demon husband in the room.

Series
- Part 23 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

738

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

34

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

362
(Love You For) Psychological Reasons by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
18 Nov 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Collars
- Praise Kink
- Femdom
- Dom Lydia Deetz
- Sub Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
- trying to solve relationship problems with sex
- Codependency
- Established Relationship
- Cunnilingus
- Cuntwarming
- Vaginal Sex
- Kink Negotiation
- beetlejuice's canonical abandonment issues
- Light Bondage
- Beetlejuice is Good at Cunnilingus (Beetlejuice)
Summary

Lydia figures out a way to make her monster calm down.

Series
- Part 24 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

3,592

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

99

Bookmarks:

18

Hits:

1,471
Watch Me Scare You by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
10 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
- Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- Lydia Deetz
- Established Relationship
- Mirror Sex
- Clothed Sex
- Possessive Behavior
- Vaginal Sex
- Dirty Talk
- Invisibility
- Quickies
- Formalwear
- Creampie
Summary

Kinktober 2024 Day 10 Prompt: Mirror Sex. Lydia learns about a curious property of spectral beings.

Series
- Part 25 of Carve My Tombstone
Language:

English

Words:

923

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

104

Bookmarks:

14

Hits:

1,315

Carve My Tombstone

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Bad Weather Friend by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King

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Playing Hangman 'Til the Morning Light by Saluvril

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Your Embrace and My Collapse by Saluvril

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Every Time I Look in Your Eyes I See St. Peter Wave by Saluvril for Pure_Anon

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She's a Sparrow by Saluvril for pinuspinea

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The Kind With Teeth by Saluvril

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Don't Let's Start by Saluvril

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Sick of Me and All My Rattling On by Saluvril

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This is Only Going to Go One Way by Saluvril for nanasalt, Her_Madjesty, pinuspinea, Pure_Anon

Fandoms: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King

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A Snake Head Eating the Head on the Opposite Side by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)

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Don't Test Me by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King

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Under the Mistletoe (Screaming) by Saluvril

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (All Media Types)

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Lucky Ball and Chain by Saluvril for nanasalt

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Dig My Grave by Saluvril

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Right Where You Left Me by Saluvril

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Words Fail by Saluvril