'The Passenger' Crack Fics
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The Bloody Passenger, Innit Luv by intheskywithamethysts for fromthebeginningthen
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
22 Oct 2024
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I have a The Passenger fandom friend that hates Britishisms so I wrote this monstrosity in like 20 minutes. enjoy!!!!!!!!!
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- Part 1 of 'The Passenger' Crack Fics
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Call Him Daddy (Because His Bitch Ex Wife Never Did) by intheskywithamethysts
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
22 Dec 2024
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You, a regular BBB customer, have been very naughty. Hardy will see you in his office.
lemon don't flame me!!!!!
don't like don't read >:(Series
- Part 2 of 'The Passenger' Crack Fics
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Paper Thin Walls by intheskywithamethysts
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023), Snow Falls (Movie 2023), Mother May I? (2023), Jennifer's Body (2009), Dog Gone (2023), Outsiders (TV 2016)
03 Jun 2025
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The trials and tribulations of Randy and Benson's many motel neighbors.
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- Part 3 of 'The Passenger' Crack Fics
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"did you get enough love, my little dove?" - the UFO ending. by intheskywithamethysts
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
28 Sep 2025
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It didn’t look real. The UFOs from fucking Plan 9 from Outer Space looked more real (fuck Randy for making him watch that). But it was. It was a god damned UFO, with three little aluminum orbs rotating around it that seemed to just be there for show. God. Benson couldn’t have even gotten a cool UFO encounter. He gets this frivolous shit that was probably a waste of alien taxpayer money.
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an alternate crack ending i wrote for my The Passenger longfic 'did you get enough love, my little dove?' a while back to make myself laugh, shared to celebrate its 1st birthday!
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- Part 12 of 'did you get enough love, my little dove?' universe
- Part 4 of 'The Passenger' Crack Fics