Ineffable meet-cute
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Come Rain or Come Shine by ItsScottiesStark, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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The tragedy of Morgana's (or Bentley's, depending on who you ask) existence is that she is surrounded by incompetence. The humans she chose — delightful as they are — are also complete buffoons. They spend their days worrying about something she could have solved in a day, had she opposable thumbs or the ability to write passive-aggressive notes.
And so, when the wind saw fit to sweep her away into the night (a personal attack, surely), she knew exactly what would happen.
It took near-death, a destroyed haircut, and more than a few wet socks, but at long last, they’ve come to their senses. Morgana Bentley, of course, had to suffer the most in this ordeal.
Surely, she should expect chicken as compensation.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable meet-cute
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A kind word in a cold world.
Are you lonely? Need someone to listen? Offer support? Some company?
Call a Guardian Angel: 0800-867-5309
In case the line is busy or the call rings out, try again. Operator is notorious for getting lost in thrilling novels.Crowley scoffed. These phone sex-line ads really knew no limits. A thrilling novel? What kind of intimacy hot-line preferred a book over working?
Nevertheless, Crowley was bored. Extremely, unbelievably, bone-achingly bored. And that’s how he found himself, melted into the old, leather cushions in the back of The Dirty Donkey, thumb hovering over the green button, the sex number he had copied off of the flyer gleaming temptingly.
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Crowley tries to prank what he thinks is a sex hot-line, but it turns out that the number is a helpline for queer youths and adults. But Crowley stays on the line.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable meet-cute
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“So.” The stranger’s back straightened, turning his entire body towards Aziraphale. “What’s your deal?”
“My… deal?”
“Your deal,” he repeated. “You say you know blind dates all too well and yet you choose fifth wheeling over finding someone to bring along.”
“It’s not for lack of trying,” Aziraphale objected, voice too frail to be convincing.
The red-head tilted his half-drunk whisky with a nod. “Which brings us right back to your deal. Wanna know what I think?”
“Oh, please, do enlighten me,” Aziraphale said drily, even as the corner of his mouth twitched. He settled further onto his stool.
“I think you’re a romantic,” he said simply.
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What happens when, in an effort to escape his friend’s well-meaning attempts at matchmaking, Aziraphale connects with a handsome stranger at the bar?
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- Part 3 of Ineffable meet-cute
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Even as the seasons change, the melodies trickling in from across the street remain constant. Mendelssohn, Korngold and Bruch; each note a step closer, each harmony carving a bridge between the two flats, until the neighbours are brave enough to close the gap themselves.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable meet-cute
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What is spilled is not lost by ItsScottiesStark
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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“Okay, here’s what we’re going to do.” Anathema straightened in her seat, looked deep into his eyes. Those glasses magnified her eyes, there was no other explanation as to why Aziraphale felt so scrutinized and pinned to his seat. “There’s going to be a brief get together at first. Newt and I are going there early to set up. Nothing major, just blowing some balloons up and performing a thorough check to make sure the wine is drinkable.” She gave him a wink, then reached across the table to cover his hand, give it a gentle squeeze. “Come along. Worst case scenario, you help around a bit, you get tipsy on some excellent wines—if I do say so myself—and call it an early night. Best case, well…”
Aziraphale huffed. And wiggled in his chair. And huffed some more, for good measure, stalling by taking another long sip of his cocoa.
“Please, Aziraphale. I know how good you are at crafts.”
Bless it. All the stops, indeed. Flattery and a call for help.
“One hour,” he said at last, rolling his eyes at his friend’s barely contained glee. “The wine should better be worth it.”
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- Part 5 of Ineffable meet-cute