Lavender Husbands
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Lavender Marriage by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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Lex Luthor has sponsored the new wing of the Metropolis Science Museum, and Clark and Bruce both suspect foul play. While in the geology exhibit, they discover an unknown strand of kryptonite, which cripples Clark almost immediately. Bruce drags him away, but just as they're catching their breath, a mysterious gunman fires on Clark from the shadows, piercing his heart with a bullet, specially made from Luthor's new find.
Bruce gets Clark to a safe house and manages to extract the bullet, but not before saving Clark from its strange effects. When he wakes up, Clark recognizes Bruce. But not as his caped companion, or a fellow member of the League. They aren't competitors, allies, or even just friends.
According to Clark, Bruce Wayne is his husband.
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- Part 1 of Lavender Husbands
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LAVENDER MARRIAGE 1.5
Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are officially a couple, and deep in the honeymoon phase. So much so that pesky things like saving the world has kept them apart longer than they’d like. Which means that when they finally do come together at a public function for work, they are dying with barely controlled sexual frustration, to be dealt with in different ways.
For Clark, it means pushing it all to one side so he can do his job. For Bruce, it means making Clark’s job as difficult as possible.
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- Part 2 of Lavender Husbands
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A Lilac Love by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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Sequel to LAVENDER MARRIAGE
It's been three months since Clark was shot with a bullet of lavender kryptonite, impressing him with false memories of his marriage to Bruce Wayne. After a tumultuous balancing act between truth, lies, and certain death, Clark is finally free of the kryptonite's influence, but not its after effects. In the aftermath, Clark confessed his true feelings for Bruce, who eventually let his walls down long enough to give dating a shot.
Now in the midst of a brand new(ish) relationship, they aim to keep it business as usual for Batman and Superman. But the League is getting suspicious, and when an old face returns under strange circumstances, their delicate relationship may not be able to weather the storm.
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- Part 3 of Lavender Husbands
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What's Red and Black and White All Over? by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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LILAC LOVE 1.5
Now that Tim and Conner are finally official, Conner is determined to make their first time as magical and memorable as he can. But for all his bravado, there's still so much to learn about life and love.
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- Part 4 of Lavender Husbands
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An Amethyst Engagement by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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Sequel to A LILAC LOVE
Bruce and Clark are officially engaged, and the Waynes are wasting no time planning for the big day. In the meantime, Damian returns to school, which gives Clark ample opportunity to begin integrating himself in Damian's life as his new father figure. That is, until they're paid a visit by Talia al Ghul, who intends to sway Damian back into the League of Assassins under the orders of his grandfather.
Things are made even more complicated when a certain chain-smoking, cockney wizard shows up at the manor with terrible news. As it turns out, experimenting with Brainiac's aether without a failsafe can come with some unpredictable results.
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- Part 5 of Lavender Husbands
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Yellow and Green make Pink by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DC Comics
19 Dec 2025
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Spinoff of AN AMETHYST ENGAGEMENT
With the wedding of the century come and gone, John Constantine returns to his life in London, healing from the trauma of Ra's al Ghul's imprisonment, all the while missing the unlikely friend he made in Talia.
One night at a pub, Talia inexplicably joins him for a drink and a game of billiards. Knowing that it could be his only chance, John offers Talia a nightcap, and they return to his flat to finally get a little alone time.
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- Part 6 of Lavender Husbands