I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

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• Apology Tour by theuniverseisahollogram

  Fandoms: The Simpsons  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  19 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sideshow Bob/Bart Simpson
  • Flirty gay men
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Date with benefits
  • Author will update tags as they go
  • Kissing
  • Cuddling
  • Meeting in secret
  • Secret Relationship
  • Bart is 22 here

  Summary

  Bob comes to apologize to Bart for his actions 15 years ago, and Bart has an idea about how he can make it up to him. With secret meetings and banter- filled dances, the two grow closer in more ways than one while fighting to keep it all to themselves.

  Or: how Bob and Bart found love despite everything that’s happened between them.

  Series

  • Part 1 of I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,414

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  71

• His Light, his Love, his Everything by theuniverseisahollogram

  Fandoms: The Simpsons  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sideshow Bob/Bart Simpson
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Bart Simpson
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • Bart is 23 here
  • Their both of age
  • Established Bob/Bart
  • Secret Relationship
  • Supportive Lisa
  • These Two Are Not Subtle
  • author wrote this instead of sleeping

  Summary

  It’s Thanksgiving Break and 23 year old Bart is back at his Parent’s house and staying in his old room. Break means his Parents (mainly Marge) are going to be a bit more strict about family togetherness, resulting in Bart, Lisa and Maggie not being able to hang out with friends, or secret boyfriends, for that long. Bart’s fighting to balance his secret relationship with Bob with his family, but’s it’s a melting pot just begging to boil over in the most embarrassing, and kind of romantic way, possible.

  Series

  • Part 2 of I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,692

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  272

• Eternally Yours by theuniverseisahollogram

  Fandoms: The Simpsons  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sideshow Bob/Bart Simpson
  • Homer Simpson/Marge Simpson
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Bart Simpson
  • Maggie Simpson
  • Marge Simpson
  • Homer Simpson
  • Clancy Wiggum
  • Lenny Leonard
  • Carl Carlson
  • Frank Grimes Jr
  • Moe Szyslak
  • author wrote this instead of sleeping
  • Established Bob and Bart
  • Established Homer and Marge
  • Slight swearing
  • The Great Louise Detective Rewrite
  • Maggie is 14
  • These Two Are Not Subtle
  • Bart is 24 here

  Summary

  Bart and Bob are now out to Bart’s parents, and it’s going decently well, except for the fact that Bob and Homer just can’t get along. Bart really wants Bob to get along with Homer to save them both from more awkward family dinners, and what better way to do it than figuring out who’s trying to kill Homer?
  This is a rewrite of The Simpson’s ‘The Great Louise Detective’ with Bort. Enjoy!

  Series

  • Part 3 of I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,672

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  121

• Freedom from this Wretched Hell by theuniverseisahollogram for scaryfangirl2001, PRETTYtired

  Fandoms: The Simpsons  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Sideshow Bob/Bart Simpson
  • Moe Szyslak/Cecil Terwilliger
  • Established Bob/Bart
  • Established Moe/ Cecil
  • Mentioned Ceciloe
  • Murder
  • Blood
  • Violence
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Suicide Attempt
  • Bart’s in his twenty’s
  • Slight Implies Psychological torture
  • Bart’s 24

  Summary

  Bob decided to take matters into own hands after he stumbles upon Bart’s attempt to end it all.

  Series

  • Part 4 of I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,490

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  66

• I’d Walk Through Fire Just To See You Smile by theuniverseisahollogram

  Fandoms: The Simpsons  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  14 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Moe Szyslak/Cecil Terwilliger
  • Moe Szyslak
  • Cecil Terwilliger
  • Lisa Simpson
  • Jessica Lovejoy
  • Bart Simpson
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Zia Simpson
  • Established Moe/Cecil
  • Kissing
  • Smut
  • Men in love
  • Established Lisa/Jessica
  • Established Bort
  • Implied Bort
  • Valentine’s Day
  • Making Out
  • Brief Sex
  • Blowjobs
  • author wrote this instead of sleeping

  Summary

  Moe plans the perfect Valentine’s Day for his husband, Cecil while Bob and Bart spend the day together in domestic bliss

  Series

  • Part 5 of I Once Tried to Kill the World’s Greatest Lover

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,296

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Hits:

  0