Voldy Moldy's Misadventures
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Tis the season to handle trauma 〜 by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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'The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.' - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, page 208 (yes, I actually went through the book just to find this quote, I can't believe me either).
Well, that event must have left quite the impression on the Dark Lord, and Snape now has to deal with a hissing Voldemort refusing to leave his house because it's snowing outside.
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- Part 1 of Voldy Moldy's Misadventures
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Tis the season to annoy Snape. Again. by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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This Valentine’s Day, Lord Voldemort comes to a groundbreaking realization: if love is powerful enough to defeat him, then surely it can be weaponized.
Convinced the key to destroying Harry Potter lies in aggressively weaponized romance, he orders Severus Snape to brew the most potent love potion known to wizardkind. Snape, who did not sign up for this particular brand of idiocy, is forced to assist in what may be the most humiliating plot in Death Eater history. Still, it's not like he has a choice, so he actually makes it.
Problem is, Voldemort can't judge Amortentia because he can't smell it. And Snape will absolutely roast him for it.
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- Part 2 of Voldy Moldy's Misadventures