social media/texting hollanov
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[Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-
Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?
Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?
Harris: [off camera] Yes.
Shane: Okay.
Shane: [takes a deep breath].
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.
Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?
Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?
(centaurs read thirst tweets)
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- Part 1 of social media/texting hollanov
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Today: 5th October 201617: 10
what the fuck is huntanov17:10
what does fanfiction mean17:11
what is huntanov fanfiction17:11
bleach for eyeballs(people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)
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- Part 2 of social media/texting hollanov
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Roz
We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually activeHazy
I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWOShane
@Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?Shane
That’s not that much, is it?Dykstra
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????Shane
How often is normal?Roz
Shut upRoz
Everyone is banned from speakingRoz
No more talking(overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)
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- Part 7 of from the outside
- Part 3 of social media/texting hollanov
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!
Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander.
[Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal.
Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov.
Their lips meet in a kiss.
The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]
Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.
John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-
Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday.
(the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
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- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of social media/texting hollanov
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@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts.(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
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- Part 6 of from the outside
- Part 5 of social media/texting hollanov
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of social media/texting hollanov
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!Shane
WhatShane
How did you even get his number?Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?Lily (Shane)
None of your business.Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??Lily (Shane)
NoJane’s ex
Yes!Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tellLily (Shane) disliked this message.
(rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
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- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 7 of social media/texting hollanov
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@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????461k people liked this tweet.
(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
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- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 8 of social media/texting hollanov