literally the spiderman au
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The somebody settled next to him, bouncing a shoulder against his. Keith slowly put his arms down, taking a deep breath before opening his eyes.
“Hey, sugarplum! Sorry I’m late, had some stuff to attend to.“
“Oh my god,” he groaned, “kill me now.”
Deadpool gasped, “I just saved your life! Seems a bit ungrateful to throw it away—“
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In which Keith is Spiderman, Lance is Deadpool, and the ladder knows both of these facts while the former only knows the first. Based off emuyhn's AU on twitter.Series
- Part 1 of literally the spiderman au
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“What the fuck.”
“Will you ever greet me properly? ‘Hi, Wade, nice to see you, how you bee—“
“What the fuck, Wade?”
Wade harrumphed, “Someone’s not getting a smoothie.” He took Keith’s phone to plop the cups down, turning it on. Keith made a swipe for it but Wade slapped him away, tutting, “Ah, ah, ah! Driving, eyes forward. C’mon, man, road safety’s not a joke.”
It’s like—
Just—
Keith still wasn’t sure what was happening. Honestly.
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In which Keith is Spiderman, Lance is Deadpool, and the former will know both of these facts, while the ladder is completely screwed. Based off emuyhn's AU on twitter.Series
- Part 2 of literally the spiderman au