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    a chatting fanfiction of the quagmires and baudelaires from the series/books A Series Of Unfortunate Events!

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    When a family reunion turns into a talk about figurative fires, Quigley is intrigued. He tries to find out more, but a literal fire thwarts him, and his mother helps him down a ladder through a trap door. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the trap door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.

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    This is ASOUE like the entire thing but what if Klaus and violet developed feelings for each other? So its gonna be based mainly off the show but some book stuff might happen idk we will see I DO NOT OWN ASOUE I Just thought this would be a good idea

    don't like don't read I don't know what else to say

    Also Lemony Snicket is not the narrator but a character btw

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    Isadora Quagmire is met with the displeasure of reuniting with her long time rival/childhood frenemy. How will she feel when she finds out she's been assigned a month-long project with the fucker?

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    Dear Reader,

    After 9 years since it was known that the Baudelaire orphans have left the island, I have finally found sufficient evidence of the events the transpired afterwards.

    If by chance you have been quite unlucky these past few days, then I regret to inform you that today is another unlucky day for you. If you have thought that the terrible tales about the lives of the Baudelaire orphans were already finished, I suggest you continue living on with that belief. It would be best to find another book to read in order to spare yourself from the misery and despair that awaits you upon further progression into this book's contents.

    Surely there must something more preferable than reading about what happened to the two sets of well-known orphans, a former hotel manager, a vague trail of sightings, scrumptious carrot cake, and other unpleasant details you certainly would not be interested in.

    With all due respect,
    Scarlet L.

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    Count Olaf decides to try to run away with the kids again at the end of ep2 the hostile hospital where the kids get into count Olaf's truck, but instead of them going to the carnival, count Olaf knows they are there. this time it wont be a ship to Peru but a plane to Yokohama. He arrives with the kids and heads to the lupin bar to celebrate with a bottle of wine (the henchmen and Esme are in the car outside while Olaf and the kids go inside) where Olaf and the kids run into 21 year old Oda Sakunosuke who is waiting for 16 year old dazai and 19 year old Ango. Oda immediately finds Olaf suspicious and attempts to help the kids.

    In the first chapter there will be no chuuya but later there will be

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    When the Baudelaire children are temporarily placed under the guardianship of Rue Whitlock, a wealthy, self-made woman, she expects inconvenience, not entanglement.
    But when Count Olaf appears in yet another disguise, intending to pursue the children's fortune, he finds himself facing something far more dangerous than suspicion.
    Rue sees through people. Including him. She knows exactly what he is. He knows she does.
    And neither of them is willing to look away.
    This is a Count Olaf x OC story centered on Rue Whitlock. Not an x Reader or self-insert, but a fully developed character.

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    You've seen me write an AU about the Quagmires switching places with the Baudelaires. You've seen me writing a Quagmire Sextuplets AU.
    Now what if I wrote a 12 Quagmires AU?

    Meet your old pals Duncan, Quigley and Isadora. Meet the Netflix Quags I named originally for the Quagmire Sextuplets AU, Lewis, Carroll and Regina (this time they're another set of triplets and not sextuplets with the first named three). And meet six brand new Quagmires: Three that I based on what I imagine they'd look like in the movies if they ever appeared there, and three that I would describe as the "pony party" version of the Quags.
    While the fic hopefully will have a lot of fun sibling shenanigans, we are still in the Snicketverse. Things will unfortunately not always go so well as you want them to...

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    Violet Baudelaire was so sure there plan would work.

    During the wedding they planned to simply have Violet sign the paper with her left hand, but even after Klaus pulled his board out and explained no one believed that Olaf really married Violet. Everyone leaves and Olaf has Violets siblings killed. She is now left alone to reap the consequences.

     

    Or: Violet has lost her family and the will to live so follow her through her journey to death. Though you don’t want to as there are much happier things to read that don’t end in such dismay.

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    Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.

    Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?

    (A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)

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    After their parents perish in a terrible fire (which means were killed), the Quagmire triplets are sent to live with the deplorable Count Olaf, who will stop at nothing to make their lives a misery and steal their sapphire fortune. Meanwhile, Klaus Baudelaire struggles to accept the death of his parents and older sister, while also having to raise his infant sister Sunny and deal with living in a miserable school.

    It will be the start of a very long, very depressing and very difficult journey for these young children, and I suggest you look away. I wish I could.

    !!!IMPORTANT PSA!!!
    For enrichment of the author purposes, this doesn't directly follow either book or tv canon, but some Frankenstein of the two. A lot (not all) of the major plot points and characters will be from the tv show, but a lot of setting and timeline details will be from the books. Basically I just picked and chose my favourites from each. To my knowledge, though, everything makes sense. Feel free to ask if it doesn't, though !!

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    a (soon to be) collection of love letters exchanged by esme squalor and georgina orwell

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    You take things from persons who get in your way. You knock birthday cakes from the hands of people at crosswalks. You dump whole cups of lollipops that should be given to children at banks into your pocket. You kick dogs when they show you their bellies. You ruin things and laugh and it goes without saying that you’ve killed a great deal of people.

    If not directly, then by association. By coincidence. You can’t seem to stop, so now it’s a choice.

    You’re an expert in your field. You don’t believe in ghosts.

    If the other side really existed, and if everyone whose deaths you had a hand in really got to take a number to demand their pound of flesh or see their business finished, you’d croak from old age yourself before they all got their long winded speeches and curses out of the way (to say nothing of their actual vengeance).

    Jacques Snicket, tonight, is simply the latest addition to a long line.

    Or, at least, he was.

    It figures that, of all the candidates for your personal haunting, only the most sanctimonious bastard would show up for the job.

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    An essay I wrote about parentification, or more specifically about Violet. It had a word limit of 2000 so it’s not as good as I would’ve hoped, but I figure it wouldn’t hurt to post it here

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    What Hungry Hix does nowadays is write a list of what needs to be restock, and shoo out the customers. Or rather, those who don’t pay for their meals right away. Those that did order a meal or drink are given a grace period to finish up right until closing time itself.

    Cleo Knight loves being that customer.

    (Or, it's the very early days of the two sweetheart getting together.)

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    My original character for A Series of Unfortunate Events!

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    The innest woman in the city has adopted the to-be innest child in the city - her orphanhood is already a sign of how in she is. They attend galas together, wear matching pinstriped suits, and truly form the epitome of grace and perfection. The social world is in awe, paralyzed with jealousy for the mother daughter relationship that is splashed across every front page. No one asks what happened to the girl's parents, or why she grins quite so wide. But she is just that - a girl - and one day she wakes up with a simple cold.

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    If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other fanfiction

    Dear Reader,

    I'm sorry to say that the fanfiction you are reading on your screen is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Van Der Linde siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first chapter in this fic when the children are at Clemens Point and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.

    In this short fic alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous gunfight, a plot to steal their fortune, and food worse than Pearson’s stew.

    It is my sad duty to type down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from changing tab at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.

    With all due respect,
    The S. Man

    The rdr x asoue crossover that nobody asked for but i am writing nonetheless ! enjoy !

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    Beatrice only made it three words into her introduction before everything went wrong. “Excuse me, sir,” Beatrice began. Before she could get to her actual message, Lemony's companions burst out laughing.

    Lemony didn’t answer Beatrice. He stared straight ahead and took a small sip of his root beer float. The woman on Lemony’s responded instead. “Is there something this fellow can help you with?” she asked. Her smile seemed much too wide for that particular question.

    “I’m sure Mister Snicket would be more than happy to speak with you,” echoed the man.

    “He really is quite the gentleman,” added the woman to Lemony’s right. All three of them started laughing again.

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    Beatrice Baudelaire II finally meets Lemony Snicket. It does not go the way she expects.

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