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“You don’t know anything about me,” he glowered down at her.
“This is the second time I’ve ever seen you, and I already know enough,” she hissed, poking a damning finger in his chest. “I know your name is Shane. You stock the shelves at JojaMart. You clearly have a drinking problem that you refuse to solve, or accept any help for, because you’re a grown man with a victim complex that thinks bullying people will make him feel better about his own embarrassing shortcomings.”
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You already know the deal. City girl flees to the countryside to start a new life and promptly enters the FO stage of FAFO when she knocks heads with a particular grump.
Coincidentally, around the same time, the JojaCorp heiress disappears into thin air.
But that’s probably unrelated.
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Magnus Norwood a wizard is at the coffee shop
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Time travel only goes backward. The protagonist just wants to skip past it all. And maybe take Neil along for the ride.
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Fox Mulder was never supposed to matter.
Before the badge.
Before the files.
Before the silence between them.At university, Dana Scully is everything Fox Mulder pretends not to be: disciplined, devout, driven by hard work rather than privilege. He is charming, infuriating, and impossible to ignore; a baseball-loving golden boy hiding a mind as sharp as hers and wounds far deeper than he lets anyone see. He’s a distraction she doesn’t need.
Drawn together in class, their rivalry turns into something dangerous and tender, built on late nights and unspoken confessions. Then Fox disappears without explanation, leaving Dana with a lesson she never forgets: never let anyone close enough to break you.
Eight years later, she’s a rising forensic expert at Quantico. He’s an FBI agent chasing truths no one else believes. When fate forces them back together on a case, the past resurfaces: raw, unresolved, and impossible to ignore.
Some silences echo longer than others.
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Newlyweds Henry and Alex agree to make a celebrity appearance on the recently re-vamped newlywed game. They have a lot of fun (and a lot of playful arguments) on the set of this energetic game show and maybe even grow even closer as a couple.
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Alex’s gaze shifted. Olivia met her eyes... “Hey.”
Something twisted sharply in Alex’s stomach—hot and sudden and completely unwelcome.
“Hi,” Alex said, cool and clipped, before she could stop herself.
Olivia’s smile faltered.
or the high school rivals to lovers au that no one asked for but i provided you all with <3
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retirement's boring by lovisadowntown
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
15 Feb 2026
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War is over, no more fighting now. World peace is achieved, and Lloyd doesn't care for it one bit.
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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A story about terrible judgment, spectacular property damage, and falling for someone who's supposed to be the enemy.
Featuring: creative property damage, crimes against protocol, everyone's concerned (starring: your childhood friend, your partner, your best friend, and the crime lord), cardiac arrest, bathroom assistance that gets emotional, survivor's guilt over family you couldn't save, peach silk sheets as a declaration, and a crime lord who thinks "keeping you safe" means keeping you.
Content Warning: This fic contains graphic depictions of violence, serious injury, medical trauma, and complex grief processing including panic attacks and survivor's guilt. Reader experiences life-threatening situations and extended recovery from severe injuries.
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When the Disconnect Rebellion receives word that the Phoenix Cooperative is working on a new project that could spell the end for the rebellion, False, Ren, and Cleo infiltrate the lab to steal the data on the project.
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Hearing Damage by sowakeme_up
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom
15 Feb 2026
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“Sorry, I forgot to introduce you two,” the headmaster waved her hand. “Mr. Tomlinson, this is Harry Styles, our music grammar teacher and guidance counselor. And this is Louis Tomlinson, our new maestro.”
Harry looked at Louis again and took two needed steps to stand in front of the man. He was shorter, the teacher noticed with unwanted sense of fondness washing over him. Harry threw out his hand that Louis shook slowly.
“It’s just Harry if the kids are not around,” he smiled wider hoping for a good impression.
“Guidance counselor? Is it a real position here?”
Harry’s smile fell at hearing these words said in a cold raspy voice.
or Harry is a music teacher in Boushi Music Arts Academy and Louis is the new maestro, who seems to dislike Harry from the go
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Three years ago, in the battle he tries most to forget, the Hidden Leaf’s youngest Hokage lost his arm and nearly his life. In return, his village gained peace.
Now, he governs in the shadow of his father, guided by journals and haunted by his failures. His teacher leads beside him. The woman he quietly loves stands at the head of the Medic Corps, burdened by guilt and memories of his near-death. And his best friend—the last living Uchiha—is wanted alive, hunted by the very national alliance Naruto commands.
But peace is fragile. When sudden tragedy strikes, he and his comrades are forced to confront grief, fractured trust, and a dark, primordial enemy whose history refuses to stay buried. For those who seek the truth, that offers revelation; for those who hide, cruelty. And for Team Seven, it means stepping back into the conflict that once shattered them—and into the pain that may finally set them right.
Canon-divergent. Post-war IU. Multi-POV. NaruSaku.
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Summer has come and Scott's off with Allison, so Stiles gets all the Derek time he can handle!
The only problem? It's platonic. (Or so he thinks.)
Fuuuuuck.
Prompt: Bad Romance
In which Stiles is pining for something more than just hanging out with the object of his affections and maybe, just maybe, he'll get what he wanted after all.
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hangin' off the buckle on your belt by dreamtiwasanarchitect
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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He’s just about to light up when hears his own name:
“Ilya Rozanov?”
Ilya turns. The man approaching him is smiling as he approaches.
He’s a little awkward, Ilya thinks, then the man holds out his hand.
“Shane Hollander, I thought I should introduce myself.”
Total fucking dork.
Ilya shakes Hollander’s outstretched hand and resumes lighting his cigarette.
“Oh, um, I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke here,” Hollander says. He’s looking over Ilya’s shoulder, at the no smoking sign two feet away.
Ilya exhales. “Don’t worry. I brush my teeth before shoot.”
Hollander blushes, a baffling response considering that he’s probably going to have Ilya’s dick in his mouth within the hour. “I wasn’t, um. Thinking about that.”
He has freckles, Ilya notices. Shane Hollander has freckles. He has freckles and a pretty mouth and a bit of a baby face. God, they’re going to do numbers.
Shane and Ilya collide on the set of a porn shoot early in their careers. Things escalate from there.
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Harry goes into Year 12 prepared for a year of messing around, endless fun and blissful life. Instead, he gets roomed with Malfoy.
OR: Harry is a sarcastic teenage dirtbag, and Draco is a snotty germaphobic perfectionist.
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The Blind Date That Changed Everything, and Began US by Ericwinter_JLS_lover
Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)
15 Feb 2026
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Tim Bradford’s life runs on structure. Former soldier, career cop, newly promoted Watch Commander—his days are measured in responsibility and routine.
Lucy Chen is building a life of her own. As a social worker, she helps people navigate systems that weren’t made to be kind, finding patience, humour, and quiet strength along the way.
A blind date arranged by their mutual friend Angela Lopez brings them together. Neither expects more than one drink.
They both decide one drink isn’t enough.
Over the course of a year, they let something unfamiliar take shape—dates that turn into habits, conversations that linger, and a relationship built deliberately, without rush.
This is the story of two people from different worlds making room for something new—together.
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Unity Pairing and Bed Sharing | Tradução by quietquillfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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Agora que a guerra acabou, Hermione só quer que a vida volte ao normal. Afinal, ela tem objetivos a cumprir. Ela retornou a Hogwarts para o oitavo ano, a fim de prestar seus N.I.E.M.s e retomar sua vida. Mas tudo está diferente agora. Sem Harry e Ron ao seu lado, os homens de Hogwarts aparentemente decidiram prestar atenção nela. Além disso, novas iniciativas de união a estão forçando a trabalhar com o infinitamente irritante Draco Malfoy. Estranhamente, porém, ela percebe que não odeia totalmente passar tempo com ele. Mas a mudança mais estranha de todas acontece quando ela é magicamente levada para a cama dele numa noite. Agora, ela precisa equilibrar todas as aulas em nível N.I.E.M.s, uma agenda cheia de atividades de união e a investigação do mistério que a leva para a cama de seu inimigo à meia-noite em ponto.
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Settled into married life after the Inquisition, Evelyn finds herself bored of research and makes it Cassandra’s problem.
Title from Carmenum di Amatus.
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Proper by angstypete1, Jdoc, offalandoffalesses, Xara_Rose
Fandoms: Bards of New York (Web Series)
15 Feb 2026
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What if Sal joined the Sentinels? What would his title be? How could Aelys annoy him about it? What happens when banter gets spicy?
Bb's first spice, hope you enjoy :)
Thank you to Jdoc, offalandoffalesses, and Xara_Rose for your creativity in helping this come to life <3
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Tell Me Why (Now Number Five) by nomdeplume08
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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“I didn’t know you were such a lightweight, Byers,” he teases. The cool morning air hits Will like a punch on their way to the dining hall, and Mike's demeanour is a direct contrast from last night.
“Shut up. At least I go out sometimes. You’re a complete house mouse.”
“Okay, for your kind fucking information, I went over to Charlie's place three days ago, remember?”
“Yeah, to study. It's like New York made you even nerdier.”
“Oh, shut up. I'm not the one who regularly discusses, like, Plath with my classics professor.”
“I- hey! Classics are cool!”
Mike grins. “Yeah, to a nerd.”
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New York, 1990. Will and Mike enter a new life away from Hawkins as roommates. Under the tutelage of Professor Kevin Cozner and Officer Raymond Holt, they navigate the chaos of the city- and find themselves along the way.