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The Cbat Saga and bad sex by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane need to know if Cbat is as bad as it sounds for science. It goes about as well as could be expected.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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High-Intensity Interval Intimacy by shanesmouthguard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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The room was suddenly filled with a rhythmic, high-pitched squeak–whirr–squeak that sounded like a dolphin having a breakdown.
Shane bolted upright, eyes wide. “What is that? Are the alarms going off? Is someone breaking in?”
“It is Cbat,” Ilya said, his grin widening “It is the future of our intimacy, Shane. Think of the cardio.”
“Absolutely not,” Shane snapped, flopping back down. “We are professional athletes, Ilya. And I at least, still have dignity. We are never, under any circumstances, involving that…” he gestured towards the glowing phone, “in our bedroom.”
“Mmm, we will see,” Ilya murmured, his eyes dancing. “The tempo, Hollander. It is very persuasive.”
Or: Sometime in 2022 Ilya discovers the Reddit story of the guy who loves Cbat and of course wants to try for himself. Shane takes it as well as you think he would.
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”Hmm,” he fell silent for a moment, but then — to his eternal misfortune, curse, and failure — he opened his mouth, lulled by the pleasant atmosphere, and began to speak, thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be so painful for Norton, “sometimes, when we do this…”
Norton's eyes widened and Naib suddenly fell silent and wanted to keep silent until the grave, because oh my god what had he done? He looked away and pretended he hadn't said anything, hoping that maybe Norton would ignore it or think he was being hallucinatory.
“When are we doing it?” he asked, his gaze growing increasingly uncertain.
Naib felt as if he had shot Bambi's mother. Because he knew, he knew full well how this would end, the tiny seed of Norton's confidence in bed that had been nurtured with such care, had died, perhaps forever.
Cursed incels.
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Lakrissa and Alfira's first time together is nearly ruined by Lakrissa's love of an awful song.
"Someone as delightful as you could never be a bore."
Gods, another blush! Lakrissa kissed her hard, tongue and all, just to shut her up.Series
- Part 11 of Baldur's Blush
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TLDR: He Hates My Love Making Tunes by Nomad_Dash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Sep 2024
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It started fine. Not something he would actively listen to, but Kaveh didn’t care enough to complain when Alhaitham was pushing his dick inside him. Kaveh clutched at Alhaitham’s back, feeling his strong muscles tense and flex as he restrained himself from pounding into Kaveh before he was completely adjusted to the stretch and the strain. Today, Kaveh wanted it to be overwhelming. He wanted to see the fruits of his labor pay off, even if it would hurt a bit in the beginning. Good, let it. Let Alhaitham absolutely destroy him. Let him be unable to walk right in the morning. Let him be left whimpering, gaping, and-
What in the fuck was this song.
It sounded like a robot blubberbeast was having a stroke after being washed up on the beach. It sounded like an inflatable clown toy falling down the stairs. It sounded like a sad trumpet. It sounded like what a tiny, evil scientist fucked their computer wife to, not what the great scribe of the Akademiya used to properly fuck his architect boyfriend. Properly was doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence as the thrusts were shallow and barely doing anything. What the fuck—this was straight up serial killer music.
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Joseph Jostar Tragically Gets Neutered by bonesforskeletons, GlacialDrift
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Mr Loverman - Ricky Montgomery (Song), Duolingo, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Grey's Anatomy, Roblox (Video Game), Work at a Pizza Place (Roblox), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Jun 2024
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Joseph gets his balls bitten off while he plays work at a pizza place on Roblox.
i didn't know how chapters worked when I posted this, work with me here 😔
THIS WAS ORIGINALLY MADE ON : October 14, 2022, 8:36 PM
ORIGINALLY FINISHED ON : November 6, 2022, 1:21 PM -
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Alastor sat down on the edge of the bed without being invited, “I am in need of…an expert.”
“...Are you having a sex problem?” Angel quickly sat up, his eyes bugging out of his head as he looked at Alastor, who didn’t look anywhere else but the floor, his eyes scanning over the multiple fluffy carpets.
“As you know, Vox and I have been engaged in…coitus for a while now…”
“Cut with the euphemisms, you’re having sex. Go on.”
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Alastor is having a very specific problem with his and Vox's sex life...he goes to the only expert in this kind of thing he knows, Angel Dust, for help.
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Pamiętnik Chałubinacji by Condonxipitia420
Fandoms: Original Work, The Black Phone (2022)
10 Dec 2023
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hitstick has a crazy fucking time (the pen to my is) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
01 May 2023
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hitstick, your girlfriend, invites you to the bosses room on lunch break. Good lord what is going on in that room!! and why do I hear Minecraft music???
(Sorry, Vic.)
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After a long day of work, you decide to order pizza; however nobody could’ve ever guessed what topping you’d be enjoying when it arrived.
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Bookworm by ghxstbloom, ThatLittleSailorGirl for HuynhQuacken
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Feb 2023
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Freaky sex oneshots for November. Read at your own risk
Day 1: Animal Planet (Sonny x Yugo)
Day 2: cbat (Fulgur x Uki)
Day 3: Hotdog (Yugo x Sonny)
Day 4: Finger puppet (Mysta x Shu (?))
Day 5: Dick biting (Fulgur x Uki)
Day 6: Reality bending sex (Moony Brisko x Legatus)
Day 7: Malachite stalactite (Eki x Vox)
Day 8: Boobs sandwich (Alban x Sammy Brisko)
Day 9: Alley sex (Alban x Yugo)
Day 10: Dancing in the dark (Fulgur x Uki)
Day 11: Dead bird fucker (Mysta x Turkey)
Day 12: Shrekified (Luca x Shu)
Day 13: Bonechilada (Mysta x Ike)
Day 14: Bones got boned (Uki x Fulgur)
Day 15: Bus driver (Fem!Yugo x Fem!Sonny)
Day 16: Amogus (Luca x Ike)
Day 17: Deaf fucking (Sonny x Alban x Yugo)
Day 18: Getting fucked up (Vox x Mob)
Day 19: Coronavirus edition (Ike x Yugo)
Day 20: STUCK IN THE A(by)SS (Fulgur x Alban)
Day 21: Caught red handed (Psyborg, Violisko, Knovid, Sonnyban, Sushi Man x Sonny)
Day 22: Pass out (Sonny x Yugo)
Day 23: Praise the lord (Sonny x Yugo)
Day 24: Prosthetics (Vox x Fulgur)
Day 25: Suicide jerk (Yugo)
Day 26: Moon sex (Fulgur x Uki) -
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THEY FUCK TO CBAT??!! HOT WARNING?
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"the lord giveth it and the lord taketh it back y'all. two hops this time." by MarilynWh1te
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
11 Nov 2022
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS MIGHT BE THE BEST PIECE OF ENGLISH LITERATURE OF THE CENTURY (NOT!)this is like madness combat if you squint really really hard
any questions y'all have about this will be answered in the comments
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joner and advertisement commit a crime (amongus reference included) by MarilynWh1te
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
11 Oct 2022
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you saw the title and the tags
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Breaking the Chain by LilPeteDavis
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
05 Oct 2022
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Akito and Touya lose another gig, Akito is beyond upset. He’s furious. Touya watches Akito, not sure what to do. He’s not even sure there’s anything he can do but stay by Akito’s side.
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Two trucks giving birth? or somethin idk by aishite_aishite_aishite
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Sep 2022
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ONCE AGAIN,, ITS SORTA NSFW BUT RLY STUPID SO IDK HOW TO RATE
anyways me and a friend have a rly fuckin weird au thingy and i like writing weird fanfic so ye i wrote this
idk how ud even find this cuz like,, who tf is looking for dsmp x idv? but whatever, try enjoy lmaooo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 423
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
- Hits:
- 152
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Gilbert finds out his boyfriend for 2 years, Ivan, has been lying about liking his love making playlist…
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Hajime has been crushing on this boy since the beginning of his fine arts class. Not having any sexual experience, Kazuichi decides to be the best bro in the world by giving Hajime a few tips. After getting a chance to use them in action, Hajime wishes he never even met Kazuizhi.
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fuck me like a whore or something horny ig- Soukoku porn without plot yay by orphan_account
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Sep 2022
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