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The consequences of keeping up appearances oft don't end in the loss of life when the one you hide in is far removed from the violent underworkings of society, and oftentimes a high profile with no enemies leads to a sense of boring mundanity that is occasionally pleasant to retreat to.
Unfortunately, Droog is caught in unrelated crossfire, and suffers the consequences as a result.- Language:
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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Set in a pre-Sburb Alternia, "Inheritance Delayed" follows the life of Karkat as he navigates his way through adolescence, family, love and friends and the "wonderful" experiences they bring.
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Paradox Space is well a paradox, so naturally an AU has an AU.
"It's less about things going to our plan, but more about messing with someone else's."It is recommended you read or listen to Homestuck: Alternate Universe by FunkMcLovin.
Any direct passages from the original work are used with permission.
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The Midnight Crew is at a New Year's Eve party. Diamonds Droog is feeling a little down but not to worry, Spades Slick is there to make him feel just a tiny bit better.
It's currently almost 2AM where i live right now and im having trouble forming coherent sentences.
Title from the Talkshow Boy song of the same name cause i couldnt think of anything better. TSB rocks my socks. go listen to his music- Language:
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Being in charge of a gang is no easy thing, especially when most of the members are a bunch of mooks. Still, Crowbar has a job to do and a reputation to uphold. After getting the taste of his own blood in his mouth for the first time in his life, courtesy of a rival gang leader who goes by Spades Slick, Crowbar must come into his own and find his place as a part of the Felt, servant of a higher power, and his own life.
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“You know what they say, TGIF!”
Aradia and Karkat visit Gamzee after a week of not seeing him at all.
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A Fan of Clichés by ashford2ashford for bilateral_spoon
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
10 Sep 2025
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Whilst Pickle Inspector was trailing Diamonds Droog, what was happening between Slick and Sleuth?
A sister fic to 'Mr Suit and Tie.'
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- Part 4 of Midnight City - Team Sleuth
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Sburb²: Act 2: Interlude 1: Black Queen's Mimosa Brunch by ToweringClam
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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The former Black Queen, now one of the Exiles working to rebuild Earth, reminisces about the past and ponders why this session (and this incarnation of her) is so different.
(Read after Act 2: Chapter 3)
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- Part 5 of Sburb²
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A re-telling of Homestuck, abridged, revised, and re-written.
Listen on Youtube [Click Here]
Note as of 12/7/24: Some of the images linked via Imgbox aren't loading. I am working on fixing this.
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A Human Gentleman and Dersian Mobster walk into a Bar. by C00lest_Catbro_evfurrr
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jun 2025
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He walks into the shittiest bar in the crummiest part of town and yet with his gait alone, could fool you into finding it charming.
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The boys go to unwind at a club for a date night together
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A story in which Clubs Deuce rather unconventionally retrieves his boss. Things keep happening.
SOMEONE got me talking at length about the carapacians from homestuck and this is one of the results! I do so love those guys. Did not expect the length, buuut it's all worth it to make one little dude fat and happy.
Hope you enjoy!
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A thought exercise in what how I would adapt Homestuck to a (very faithful) animated format.
An excuse to rewrite Homestuck while forcing myself to not change too much, basically.
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All seems normal at Cascade Mall.
Drama between coworkers and workers from different stores, the crushing weight of never having left your hometown, and the even more crushing weight of being forced to come back after years of being gone. John Egbert returns home for the first time in years to friends he hasn't seen, and must figure out how to come to terms with life passing him by. He carries a great secret, and the more the Mall unravels, the less he is inclined to share it. -
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A collection of streams of consciousness from a P.I Headmate of mine! In case you didn't read the tags, none of this is headcannons, it's all "word of god" [hah hah]. Title is from the IDKHOW song of the same name. If you have any questions/want to know more about him, ask away in the comments or hit me up on tumblr! :]
[If Pickle Inspector is god and I'm writing down things that he says/feels, would that make me a prophet?]
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The thing about knocking on someone’s door at three in the morning is that you already know what kinda reception you’re facing. The thing about knocking on someone’s door at three in the morning, bruised, bleeding, and hauling your boss’s semi-conscious ass because you’re two men down and gone to ground, is that you better fuckin’ pray that person’ll answer.
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- Part 2 of keep me in pursuit
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June Egbert has three major goals for her first year at college:
Firstly, to transition socially;
Secondly, to make some new friends;
And to figure out what the hell she's gonna major in.Things quickly go off the rails, in a severe way...
Upd8s Every Thursdays (or Every Other Thursdays)
Act One: Essex Dogs - Complete
Act Two: Death Of The Party - Ongoing -
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If anybody asked, Droog said he loved the desert and that he meditated there frequently. The benefits were profound. He wasn't actually sure what it was. He just blacked out and it went exceptionally well.
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- Part 2 of Metropolitan Gods
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Karkat and Nepeta get into a scuffle at school and get suspended. A small glimpse into the life of the Ignatz-Leijon household.
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This is the first of a series of short (and maybe long) stories set in the same stabdad AU universe. No context is required.