18 Works in Ninurta-apal-Ekur of Assyria

Navigation and Actions

Listing Works

  1. FULL COPPER CHARIOT Vol. 2 - Rondo x Finale by

    Fandoms: Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Ancient History RPF, Mesopotamian RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore  

    10 Feb 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. This part portrays the experiences of Wing and other soldiers in the Assyrian cities of Nineveh and Kar-Tukulti-Ninurta during the uncultured Assyrian New Year’s Festival Offensive of the Assyrian War.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,923
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49

  2. Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Rule 63 - Part 2 by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Chì Bì | Red Cliff (2008), Shin Sangokumusou | Dynasty Warriors, Warriors Orochi, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong, Ancient History RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Chinese History RPF, The Epic of Gilgamesh  

    07 Feb 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Sun Shangxiang falls under Zheng Jiang's hypnotism and wakes up in Nineveh. When Ninurta-apal-Ekur, Aeneas, and Ramesses appear, Shangxiang is relieved to see that she is not alone. But her joy is short-lived, as the trio act oddly and are gender-swapped as the young women—just where has she been transported to? This is the continuation of the previous part.

    The universe contents: Modern Era, Mild Mythology, and Gender Changes

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,069
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    43

  3. THE PARODIC BRONZE AGE MUSIC by

    Fandoms: Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil  

    24 Dec 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    WARNING: This lyrical fiction may contain anachronism.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,604
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    72

  4. Total War: Black Friday by

    Fandoms: Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient History RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Sengoku Jidai | Sengoku Period RPF, 3rd Century CE RPF, 18th Century CE RPF, Korean History RPF, French History RPF  

    18 Dec 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by South Park Season 17 - Black Friday trilogy. The Bronze Age figures prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping. Black Friday is almost here, and the battle for the new Total War games is heating up. Warrior Princess Tausret's betrayal has left Amenmesse out for revenge. The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The Bronze Age figures are divided over which new Total War game language version to play, and a violent battle will determine whether the Japanese or Korean version will be the winner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,370
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    60

  5. Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Rule 63 - Part 1 by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Chì Bì | Red Cliff (2008), Shin Sangokumusou | Dynasty Warriors, Warriors Orochi, 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong, Ancient History RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Chinese History RPF  

    04 Nov 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Sun Shangxiang falls under Zheng Jiang's hypnotism and wakes up in Nineveh. When Ninurta-apal-Ekur, Aeneas, and Ramesses appear, Shangxiang is relieved to see that she is not alone. But her joy is short-lived, as the trio act oddly and are gender-swapped as the young women—just where has she been transported to?

    The universe contents: Modern Era, Mild Mythology, and Gender Changes

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,325
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    70

  6. FULL COPPER CHARIOT Vol. 1 - Overture by

    Fandoms: Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Ancient History RPF, Mesopotamian RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF  

    31 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. This part focuses primarily on privates Ninurta-apal-Ekur and Ea-nasir, nicknamed "Wing" and "Copper" respectively, who struggle under their abusive drill instructor, Archery Sergeant Irsu.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,544
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    57

  7. Total War: Pharaoh-tober 2025 by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties  

    31 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    157
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    410

  8. Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: Pokemon BRONZE by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, The Iliad - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil, Pokemon GO  

    20 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    In a satirical, modern-day Bronze Age where dynasties are run like corporations and political disputes are settled in mall food courts, the tech-obsessed Pharaoh Seti II launches "Pokémon: BRONZE"—a wildly popular augmented reality game. The catch? It’s a secret government surveillance program designed by his shrewd Chancellor Bay to track and pacify the populace. The entire scheme threatens to collapse when Seti, its biggest fan, accidentally targets the game’s first "Legendary" catch: his estranged, protest-leading brother, Amenmesse, lives in the middle of Cairo's busiest shopping mall.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    14

  9. Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties x Unnecessary Commercials by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, Mesopotamian RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer  

    30 Sep 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by the mobile game commercial, Puzzle & Chaos: Frozen Castle.

    Warning: Mild anachronism, fully "historical" scenes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    11

  10. Kurunta: Stag Slurper by

    Fandoms: Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War Series (Video Games)  

    27 Sep 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Mirza, a woman who commands respect and fear in equal measure, has retreated to her office for some "stress relief" in the form of a rather peculiar video game called "Stag Slurper." This is no ordinary game; it's a chibi-style experience where players "charm" their way through various female targets by engaging in light, suggestive action, culminating in a "slurp" that earns points.
    Mirza, with her psychopathic tendencies and competitive spirit, approaches the game with a predatory glee, confident in her ability to "charm" her way to victory.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    940
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20

  11. TOTAL HOROSCOPE: Bronze Age Inspiration by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian Religion, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties  

    24 Sep 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    The old astronomer-Pharaoh Merneptah is dead and Egypt is calling out for a new leader. The Total Horoscope: Bronze Age Inspiration introduces 12 of 14 leaders who wear the other characters’ style. Can you deal with the zodiacs and have a relationship with the others?
    --
    THIS IS A ZODIAC-RELATED FANART PARODY OF TOTAL WAR: PHARAOH AND DYNASTIES
    Outfit switching is related to relationships.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,147
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    40

  12. Amennakt's FULL COPPER CHARIOT by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Mesopotamian RPF  

    19 Jul 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    A Bronze Age-themed parody of Full Metal Jacket
    This is my take on character ancillaries for Ninurta-apal-Ekur.
    This is based on Full Metal Jacket movie poster

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    21

  13. Ramesses: Total Modern - Attack on the Scouting College by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian RPF  

    02 Jul 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Ramesses and his friends are attending the scout event. However, the cheated Sea Peoples, led by Iolaos, threaten to launch a deadly attack on the scouting college.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,355
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    10

  14. Suppi: Total Modern - Pelopsploitation of the Dark Past by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient History RPF, Civilization (Video Games)  

    19 Jun 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    A huge parody of South Park Season 17 - "Informative Murder Porn"
    The next-gen relatives use the game of "Civilization VII" as a distraction to keep their parents from exploiting the dark past.

    P.S. Civilization VII screenshots are taken from @JustOneMoreTurn's The Complete Beginner's Guide To Civilization 7 on YouTube

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    30

  15. Irsu: Total Modern - Hippie Invasion by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Historical RPF, Ancient History RPF  

    14 Jun 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    A parody of South Park Season 9 - "Die Hippie, Die"
    When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards, the townsfolk of the Bronze Age have no choice but to turn to Irsu for help.

    P.s. The hippies invade the town peacefully T_T

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,934
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17

  16. EA-NASIR WAS OVERWHELMED BY THE RULE 63 PEOPLE by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Historical RPF, Mesopotamian RPF, The Iliad - Homer  

    01 Jun 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by Hetalia Season 5 (Hetalia: The Beautiful World) - "I Was Overwhelmed by Heroines"
    Ea-Nasir is sleeping when he is woken up by a shadow of "Paris of Troy," who claims he has fallen asleep during their speech. He soon finds out that all the figures of the late Bronze Age have turned into the opposite-gendered peeps, which terrifies him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40

  17. Total War: Pharaoh x Tarot Stories - Overture by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Tarot (Divination Cards), Historical RPF, The Iliad - Homer, Real Person Fiction, Ancient History RPF  

    29 May 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Hugely inspired by tarot, Total War Pharaoh is set in the late Bronze Age era, focusing on the turbulent time during the 19th dynasty of Ancient Egypt following the death of Pharaoh Merneptah and the civil war that followed.

    What if it were set in a mythical fantasy?
    What if it might be an alternative history?
    What if the barbarians were "terrorists"?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,337
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30

  18. The Great Bronze Age Race by

    Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Chinese Folk Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer  

    17 May 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by an ancient Chinese folktale.
    Merneptah (as the Jade Emperor) announces the great zodiac race, in which the years on the calendar are named for each animal-associated warlord in the order they reach the Emperor. To get there, the warlords have to cross the River Nile.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
?
Submit

Clear Filters