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"I'm not going to touch a hair on his pretty little head if you tell me not to, I'm just going to explain the situation to him, so he understands the parameters of acceptable behavior where my cousin is concerned."
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- Part 8 of Rose City
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Miscellaneous Misadventures of malevolent millennials by catlove99
Fandoms: DC Super Hero Girls (Cartoon 2019), Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond
10 Feb 2026
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Just miscellaneous stories from both of the series I have
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- Part 3 of Madness is immortal
- Part 2 of Superhero girls: Jarvis and his roguish friends
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5 Times Jinu Needed His New Family + 1 Time They Needed Him by guilty_queer_is_guilty for PurpleCatGhost
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
02 Feb 2026
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Jinu: I suck so bad
Literally everyone: Lmao get loved idiot(5 +1 fic about my chronic pain Jinu-verse)
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- Part 2 of Chronic pain Jinu-verse
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Yin and Yang, Motherfucker! by fizzseed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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“Babe.”
“What?” Hayden says, twisting his wedding ring around his finger.
“Have you ever seen Shane with a girl?”
“Um, yeah. Rose Landry, hello?”
“Besides Rose,” Jackie says firmly. “They weren’t together very long, either, right? I mean, I didn’t even get to meet her! And, they stayed friends after.”
Jackie stands from the bar stool and leans against the island, crossing her arms over her chest. “I don’t get it. What does that have to do with anything?”
In which Hayden Pike loves his clever wife, walks in on something he perhaps shouldn't have, and a few awkward dinners are had.
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- Part 1 of Of all the ways...
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Let My Walls Come Down by IndulgentDiscourse
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Jan 2026
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During PSUMNT spring break, ART is inspired by shitty rom coms to do something risky. Secunit, besides its better judgement, plays along. It goes as well as you'd expect.
We watched the character scramble around onscreen for a few more minutes before ART spoke again. "I know it is foolish of me, but sometimes I am almost… jealous, I suppose, of some of the experiences Iris was able to have while growing up."
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The art of being boring by Katherine of H2H (Katherin_Ravenlin)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jan 2026
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"Did you ever know what the friends of your father really did for work?" Ilya shakes his head, no.
"They went into work each day, made good money, shook hands and filed papers all day every day, right?" David can see the faint tremors on the surface of the vodka in the glass clutched in Ilya's hand.
"What do I do for work, Ilya?"
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"Will you murder me?" Ilya asks.
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Shane was always so lonely. Even with Rose. He was so lonely.
Until he wasn't.
Until Ilya Rozanov was sitting in Yuna's kitchen, eating her pasta and rubbing the back of Shane's neck, mid panic attack.
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Or Yuna gives Ilya the shovel talk
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Five Times Someone Gave Diluc the Shovel Talk (and the One Time Someone Gave It to Venti) by the_untamed_poet25 for Pursuit_Predation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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Five times someone gave Diluc the shovel talk (involving family sabotage, scientific presentations, war crimes against subtlety, divine bureaucracy, and alchemical blackmail), and the one time someone finally turned to Venti and said: you better mean it, or else.
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- Part 7 of DiluVen / Venluc Oneshots
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Just over a week ago, Jack started casually going out with Epel Felmier. Another Pomefiore Prettyboy causing a ruckus with his pack was the last thing Ruggie wanted. He drags Leona into giving Epel the shovel talk--insisting that if Epel does anything to break Jack's heart, Savanaclaw will be learning how to make several different kinds of apple dishes to feast on.
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at the risk of feeling dumb, check in by achilleshq
Fandoms: Camp Here & There (Podcast)
23 Jan 2026
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“So, what’s up?” Sydney leaned his elbows against the table, prompting him. The longer he observed him, the more he picked up a hint of uncertainty in his usually carefree demeanor.
“Well, I wanted to get your advice on something, specifically about Rowan.” Sydney’s face must have immediately displayed his worry, as Juniper quickly followed up.
“He’s alright! No need to worry, mate. He’s just, ah, dealing with a case of the ol’ cardinal’s call.”
Sydney’s expression barely shifted, his wide, multi-coloured eyes reflecting a perplexed look. He only understood about half of what Juniper was saying on a good day, and today must not have been that kind of day.
Juniper shifted in his seat, fidgeting with his hands. “...His menstrual cycle.”
Or, Juniper swings by the nurses' building to get Sydney's advice on some unfamiliar matters.
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- Part 14 of doomed gay camp counselors (chnt one-shots)
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Ilya wanted so badly to just tell Svetlana: It’s Shane Hollander, it’s always been Shane Hollander. He wanted to invite her over after the game so he'd know it was possible for her and Shane to exist in the same room without the world collapsing.
He was calling Shane back before he even thought about it, his heart in his throat.
“Ilya?”
“Can I invite Svetlana?"
He could never have expected what happened next.
Or: Only a few months after the cottage, Shane meets Svetlana—and goes to great lengths to defeat his jealousy.
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Misunderstandings at family dinner
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If you wanna date me, you have to defeat my 7 protective family members by QU3ST_PARAD0X
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Chained Life SMP
18 Jan 2026
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Thomas does not know Micro. In a way, Thomas does not particularly care for Micro.
Except that Fluixon and Saparata decide to get into a fight that results in them drifting apart. Now, Thomas is tasked with gathering information about the white-haired boy by infiltrating the Canadian Cartel.
The Canadian Cartel, the group Micro hangs around. It doesn't help the fact that Thomas and Micro are seated next to each other that semester.
AKA, Thomas gets sidetracked, learns more than he thought he would, and just maybe, he learns how to love on the way. It's too bad that the world seems to have it out for Thomas—Micro is more protected than he thinks.
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- Part 1 of Cause I’m still hanging around
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Svetlana wants to meet Shane. One on one. Shane is less pleased about the idea.
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- Part 1 of meet my friend
- Part 4 of anon hr fics
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Feyne comes to give the Devil's Triad some gifts. One particular member moreso than the others. Delayed fucking ensues.
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- Part 3 of The Devil You Know
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I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Dust off the idols
Give them something to eator; david and ilya are left alone for the first time.
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Just Some Fella (stealing cinderella) by I_Forgot_The_Punchline
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
09 Jan 2026
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Duke Mitchell has been dead for almost 2 decades, but thankfully, there are a couple men willing to fill his role in Pete's life. Including giving her wingman the shovel talk.
Continuation of the Love Grows series.
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Henry tries to express to Mike and Michael that he fears their relationship may be a bad idea. Michael doesn't take it well.
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When Ares opens his eyes he stands on a crumbling isle of yellowing grass and festering carrion piled high. Surrounding him on all sides is an endless sea of blood, the black fluid as still as breath.
He cannot recall his arriving to this place.
OR: Ares meets a strange, terrifying god in his dreams. This god might be angry with him. This god might be flirting with him. Both these things might be true, somehow. Most importantly, though:
He knows this god.
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5 times the other members of The Mighty Nein get confirmation that their favorite wizards are dating and 1 time Caleb and Essek confirm with each other that their little found family has known almost all along.
First up- Jesters deliberate Scry leads to an accidental discovery of something she had suspected for awhile. *the reason for the Accidental Voyeurism tag*