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    Shane's about to go for a run. He texts Ilya, who responds right away. Short full-colour comic.

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    St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up

    St-Simon: the last one was so bad

    St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT

    St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together

    Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.

    Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.

    Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up

    Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination

    St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head

    [Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]

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    What if Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander had the perfect beard?
    Lily-Jane Smith is just a normal girl living her quiet hermit life in a secluded corner of Montreal, running from a past she doesn’t talk about and minding her own business. She livestreams. She freelances. She avoids people.
    Then she befriends her landlord.
    Unfortunately, her landlord is Shane Hollander — NHL golden boy, walking media frenzy, and deeply closeted disaster.
    Now her peaceful routine includes sold-out arenas, terrible stadium poutine, icing bruises after intense games, and pretending to be the loving girlfriend of two hockey superstars while secretly covering for their very intense, very secret relationship with their biggest rival.
    Yes. That rivalry.
    It’s fine. She’s fine. They’re fine.
    It’s just a tiny lavender marriage situation.
    Minor complication: she may or may not have developed a massive crush on her best friend/fake boyfriend’s boyfriend’s teammate — who, for obvious reasons, thinks she’s dating said best friend’s boyfriend.
    Totally normal. Not messy at all.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Ilya: everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨
    Ilya: i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself
    Ilya: i do not need phone buzzing i am busy

    Or, a look at Luca Haas's life—and consequently, Shane and Ilya's—through his texts over the years.

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    r/NonTradMarriage

    u/tunameltbreathe

    My [A] husband's [B] scent is words and lots of love for me.

    this is a bragging post because someone asked me about this.

    my husband has always been very sweet. he is a beta with beta parents, so he has no clue how alphas and omegas are. we have gone through rough patches, of course, but not all of those are related to our secondary gender. sometimes i am asshole, or he is asshole, or we are both asshole. is life.

    Five times Ilya learns about love from Shane (+ one time Shane learns about love from Ilya)

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

    ---

    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    A collection of Modern AU fics featuring the Bad Batch.

    Fics are listed in publication order. For timeline-order, see the #1 fic, the modern batch/fives META.

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    Alexa Rhodes @Alexa_Rhodes

    Big Bears fan btw ;) @TheIlyaRozanov

    Shane frowns. Alexa Rhodes. He’s heard the name before. The memory of a particularly obscene locker room chirp from J.J. suddenly flickers through his mind. Shane navigates to her account, and his stomach sinks when he sees the details of her profile. 

    She’s a model signed with IMG, has 1.2 million followers, and looks exactly like the type of woman Ilya was often photographed exiting clubs with not that long ago. She is undeniably and painfully gorgeous — the type of person you see in the airport or grocery store and have to pause to admire. There’s a Russian flag emoji in her bio that seems to stare back at Shane tauntingly. 

    Shane immediately decides that he hates her. 

    Or,

    Ilya films a collaboration with Porsche and goes viral for being hot. Shane’s solution? Surprising Ilya with lingerie, naturally.

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    The group chat of players collected by Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughan react to the news that Shane Hollander has signed with Ottawa.

    Can be read as a standalone as the first part is not necessary to understand this fic

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    Shane and Ilya just want to tell the world about their relationship, on their own terms. If only anyone would actually believe them.

    Or: the closet is reinforced steel, apparently.

    "I think we tried too hard," Ilya says from the opposite end of the couch, probably scrolling through the same articles as Shane. "Was easier to keep secret than we thought. I could have kissed you on center ice, and everyone would say aww, I love their…what is word again?"

    "Bromance?"

    "Yes. That."

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    John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!

    Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. 

    [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. 

    Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. 

    Their lips meet in a kiss.

    The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]

    Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.

    John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-

    Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. 

    (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)

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    Shane pulled the film strips out of the dryer with quick, deft fingers, and glanced down at the cells as he brought them to the light box on the far end of the room. As Shane slid it gently into a clip, he felt his eyes widen as he caught a glimpse of what was featured on the strip.
    “Holy shit.”
    He stared down at a full frontal nude.
    Against his own moral superiority for being above the nosiness of his coworkers, he bent down to inspect closer. He was only human. Shane’s mouth prickled, and he switched off the light box with a panicked huff. He hadn’t seen this man before in his life, he knew that much.
    Someone who looked like that, he would remember.

    . . .

    Shane works in a film shop. Ilya picked up a new hobby.

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    Ilya stopped before Shane’s door and took a deep breath, holding it in until his lungs burned. Peeking through the little window on the door, his heart sank at seeing Shane lying there, hooked up to various monitors with his arm in a sling. Before he could talk himself out of it, he turned the handle slowly and slipped inside, shutting the door quietly behind him.

    Shane blinked awake, gaze sleepily settling on Ilya. Ilya lingered by the door, unsure of what to do or say.

    Clearing his throat, Shane sat up a little straighter and gave a curt nod. “Rozanov.”

    Ilya’s heart stopped.

    Rozanov.

    Not Ilya.

    Just… Rozanov.

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    “So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?” 

    “Yeah.” 

    Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.” 

    Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?” 

    Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?” 

    Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?” 

    Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.” 

    “Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.” 

    Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.

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    nobody warned Dennis that the most challenging part of dating someone twice your age is that it means your boyfriend texts like a 54 year old man

    expansion of my tumblr post: hucklerobby generational differences means robby texts dennis things like "i need to talk to you" or calls him out of nowhere on a regular basis and every single time it happens, dennis is scared that he's about to get broken up with

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    • 15 Feb 2026

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      02-15-26 AWHGGG

      call me when you get a chance...
      by man1cpixiedreamcowboy (pr1nce_steve)

      nobody warned Dennis that the most challenging part of dating someone twice your age is that it means your boyfriend texts like a 54 year old man

      expansion of my tumblr post: hucklerobby generational differences means robby texts dennis things like "i need to talk to you" or calls him out of nowhere on a regular basis and every single time it happens, dennis is scared that he's about to get broken up with

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