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Dib, Zim, the Science Fair, and the Meaning of Life by geneticCarnage (LycanthropicLesbians)
Fandoms: Invader Zim
07 Feb 2026
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“Cultures from all across the globe have tried to answer this question,” Ms. Bitters intoned, tapping her ruler against the chalkboard. Scrawled on it, white against black, were the words Why am I here? “It is the root of many philosophies, such as existentialism…”
What a stupid question, Dib thought, glancing at the chalkboard with narrowed eyes. He knew exactly why he was put on Earth: to stop Zim. And as soon as the bell rang 3:30, he’d do it.
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Humans were primitive. Incredibly so. Of all the sentient aliens Zim had had the displeasure of encountering, humans were probably the worst. The irken lamented over this—not for the first time—as his face was shoved into the filthy schoolyard soil. He so, so desperately wanted to extend his PAK legs and skewer the horrible beast pinning him from behind, but he could not. Submission was expected here. He grunted when the hand on the back of his head pushed him harder into the cold dirt.
In which Zim navigates the confusing social dynamics within an Omegaverse AU.
Or, Dib presenting as an alpha leads to a new territory in his and Zim’s relationship. Typical omegaverse smut ensues, with a side of angst and omegaverse social commentary.
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Upon sending a transmission to his Almighty Tallest, Zim finds they really are not pleased with him and his work. Although, unlike usual, the irken can’t deny his defect status and leader’s hatred, leaving him stranded on urth and waiting for his demise…
If only there was someone with the technology to help him not get deactivated! But does he really want to ask that filthy dirt worm for help?
Well, it’s either that or permanently being deactivated and forgotten, which does sound inconvenient and annoying.
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In order to prevent routine from undermining the passionate essence that characterizes their bond, Zim organizes a vacation. This doesn't seem to interfere with the secret research Dib has been conducting for years, which has Zim himself as its main subject of study, and he gladly accepts the vacation plans.
Nothing can possib-lie go wrong!
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- Part 3 of A love like WAR
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Zim doesn't want to believe his mission is fake. He can't accept that its true
And so he buries himself layers deep in denial, bottling everything up until it all spills over.
In a fit of rage, he messes up own PAK, only causing more problems for himself all the while denying that anything is wrong. Skoodge is gone, having been called back to the Massive by the Tallest, and Zim is now plagued with lapses in memory, hallucinations, and overheating caused by the self inflicted damage to his PAK. Despite knowing something's wrong, he presses on, still in denial. Even Dib notices that something is off about the little Irken. And it doesn't take long for it all to come crashing down. -
Ive lost my mind ima bout to turn this shit into a bloodbath by ThatOneIrken
Fandoms: Invader Zim
09 Nov 2025
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I tried writing body horror please if you read this comment what I could do better.
Dib pushes zim and zim takes it a little bit to far and ends up killing dib and dismantling dibs body. Zim doesn't want anything to do with dibs body so he leaves it for 2 weeks until gaz reminds him of dib and zim leave a bag with dibs and his organs on gaz's frontstep
Please dont flop
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Zim, a 11 year old Irken is sent to conquer mysterious planet “Urth” as a “top secret” mission by his Almighty Tallests, Red and Purple. He believes that this is a top secret mission, but that is further than the truth.
He meets a “Urthinoid” boy his age, Dibert “Dib” Membrane. A weird and kind of unhinged boy with a not-so-good reputation. His only friend is this other boy named Keef Cooksey, another social reject, who have an unlikely friendship despite their differing personalities.
Dib has a mean younger sister, Gazlene “Gaz” Membrane, who couldn’t care less about Zim.
Zim and Dib quickly become sworn enemies, but, will this be the case for the rest of their lives? Or will this be subject to change?
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Basically if I had written IZ. Featuring my own headcanons, interpretations, and ships. :)This fic has now been completed!
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- Part 1 of IZ: Aliens Exist: A Invader Zim Rewrite
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Wade and Zoe. Hart of Dixie. episode 4x01. What happens after Zoe comes over with beer in hand to seduce Wade Kinsella.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I don't own these two smutty little simpletons. Although I wish I was Ms. Leila Gerstein so I could have moved this delicious couple over to HBO or something so we could have watched them in alll their slutty glory and avoided the clusterfuck that was the series finale. Also boo CW and whoever else is responsible for cutting season 4 short, or maybe myself for not falling upon this show after years after it went off the air. This is my first and likely only fic because I could literally not sleep without thinking of how this night ended. Although we all know this night resulted in little baby TBD Kinsella.
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Zim is suspicious about Dib's recent absence from Skool, so he decides to pay him a visit. Shenanigans ensue.
Whumptober 2025 prompt 4 - Iron rod
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Random IZ drabbles from the Unstable Universe AU by temperamental_space_creature
Fandoms: Invader Zim
11 Sep 2025
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Warning this will contain some major spoilers for my Invader Zim AU *Unstable Universe*. Mostly in the later chapters. The 2 dabbles in chapter 1 have little to no spoiler content.
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Connection Error by Violintrees
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
21 Jul 2025
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Over the past two decades Cyberlife's IRKdroids, androids designed to look like green aliens, have become an important part of society and the economy. Revitalizing the city of Detroit where Cyberlife is headquartered and creating greater inequality than ever in human history. Now in 2038, they are starting to break from their programming, killing their human owners and escaping their encoded jobs. Called 'Defectives' by Cyberlife, these IRKdroids threaten to destabilize the status quo. Detective Dib Membrane with the Detroit Police Department and a prototype IRK800 android named Zim have been assigned as partners to investigate the growing crisis of Defectives. How will the pair navigate this mystery, the threats of the city, and the rivalry they have formed with each other?
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Dib taking his personal issues out on himself via self-harm, but also mostly him moping and thinking about all the sucky stuff in his life
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When Dib is feeling suicidal, his feet will near-automatically walk him towards Zim's base. Which is probably not ideal.
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Pokemon invader! by Duelkittens for Chaoshift
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
21 Apr 2025
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Team irken, an evil pokemon team that appeared almost overnight. Their goal? To capture as many powerful pokemon as possible, even legendary Pokemon. To use for their ultimate goal. And what is that goal? Let's just say it will be…out of this world. Only one person stands in the way of their goal and that person is
ZIM!...wait what?
Only dib membrane knows of the evil organization's plan, and he will not only save the world, but once and for all, prove that aliens do In Fact exist (and not just pokemon from space).
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**The remake!!**
2 years has passed since a murder of a teenage boy took place, and the house he was killed in has been reports of paranormal activity since then. This of course catches Dib's attention so he decides to check it out. One thing leads to another and Dib is no longer... Dib?
(I saw a few stories floating around about a possessed Dib and I just fell in love with the idea, so I decided to create one too. Please read that story!!
First check out my main inspiration, who is known as @drawing_like_a_child on instagram!!!
https://www.ao3.icu/works/24576955)Series
- Part 1 of Invader Zim AU
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The Nightmare Begins Reimagined: Unstable Universe *Invader Zim AU* by temperamental_space_creature
Fandoms: Invader Zim
04 Mar 2025
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A 14 year old amateur paranormal investigator ‘Dib Membrane’ begins suspecting one of his new classmates named ‘Zim’ is a disguised alien here to take over Earth and see’s the situation as a great opportunity to prove to the world that he is not crazy.
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***THIS STORY IS BEING REWORKED AND POSTED INTO A DIFFERENT POSTING WHEN NEW CHAPTER IS UP!!!***
2 years has passed since a murder of a teenage boy took place, and the house he was killed in has been reports of paranormal activity since then. This of course catches Dib's attention so he decided to check it out. One thing leads to another and Dib is no longer... Dib?
(I saw a few stories floating around about a possessed Dib and I just fell in love with the idea, so I decided to create one too. Please read that story!!
First check out my main inspiration, who is known as @drawing_like_a_child on instagram!!!
https://www.ao3.icu/works/24576955Series
- Part 2 of Invader Zim AU
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Following the aftermath of the Florpus Incident, Irken "Invader" Zim was taken by Empire enforcers to face punishment for his many crimes.
Zims disappearance left Dib to claim what remained of a phony conquest.Haunted by a greater purpose as earths savior, Dib began to repair Zims abandoned base.
Languishing over lost opportunity, consumed by bitter obsession; he laboured to make something of his loss.
Diverging from the plans of his inheritance, alienated from his family; his drive for vindication pulled him far from his connections to humanity.
Dib moved into Zims base and laid claim to all that remained inside.Now, thirteen years later; a desperate and dying Zim returns, changing everything.
Set in a 2000's inspired retro-future dystopia, Space Trash follows Zim and Dib as they survive the cruel universe that discarded them both.
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- Part 1 of Space Trash
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Having sex while staying enemies sounds a lot simpler on paper than it actually turns out to be. Maybe Zim and Dib should do the impossible thing and talk about it. Or maybe they should just keep hurting in silence.
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- Part 4 of ZaDr Hornyverse
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25 prompts, 50 words each. ZaDe.
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01: Poisonous
Even if Dib could disregard everything else about the monster, his clothing alone was impossible to ignore. That shade of pink was nigh incandescent—not bright like popsicles and advertising and cardinal beaks, bright like the ladybug that says I will kill you. Dib never let a warning deter him, though.