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Basically, I made this because I didn't like how Madonna was killed off in the movie.
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More silly Roses are Red poems by Roboseyo
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), The Godfather (1972 1974 1990), Gone With the Wind - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Hook (1991), Top Gun (Movies), Pulp Fiction (1994), I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf (Music Video), Bat Out of Hell Trilogy - Meat Loaf (Albums), Dumb & Dumber (1994), Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 Sep 2025
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As I continue to collect the silly poems I share elsewhere here, on my AO3, one day I got into an exchange of trying to create "Roses are Red" poems where the poem is completed with a well-known (hopefully) movie quote. See if you can get them all!
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Relax, don't do it... by nocturnal4599
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Zoolander (Movies)
08 Aug 2025
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Taylor the Tailor works for Coil. No she wasn't kidnapped and she wasn't playing a silly game of cops and robbers. She was doing as her destiny demanded making clothes. Both practical and fashionable but more practical than she would like in this moment.
She has a small problem, Coil refuses to help her further the world of fashion or help with releasing her newest line of Hired Goon Wear (it's sturdy and damn good looking).
These are problems she can solve and maybe she can get him to wear the Tie as well.
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 24, Round 1, Match 12: Derek Zoolander vs. Buddy the Elf by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Elf (2003)
21 Jul 2025
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In the dazzlingly chaotic Multi-Fandom Death Match Arena, where cosmic spectators await a spectacle of epic proportions, two wildly mismatched combatants face off in a bizarre clash. Derek Zoolander, a supermodel armed with devastating poses and unshakeable vanity, meets Buddy the Elf, a relentlessly cheerful optimist wielding the power of Christmas spirit. As the arena's unforgiving rules demand a lethal outcome, their encounter spirals into a hilarious and surreal battle of style versus sincerity, with the arena itself becoming an unexpected weapon. This absurdly comedic tale explores themes of self-obsession, innocence, and the unpredictable chaos of a tournament where even the most unlikely can triumph in spectacularly festive fashion.
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- Part 708 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Love is ...as many as the stars in the sky by TheNextAuthor
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies), The Minus Man (1999), Zoolander (Movies), Armageddon (1998), What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
13 Jun 2025
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Sylvie released the sacred timeline. Loki cultivated it and Mobius protects it. The watcher doesn't care much for the trivial aspect of it. That doesn't mean he doesn't keep track of all the new stories out there.
Drabbles taken from Love is... A Slice of Key Lime Pie. Consisting of AUs from various movies and sources.
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- Part 4 of Love is...
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this work is the first work for three tags. let taht be a warning. you will never get the next five minutes of your life back if you choose to read this.
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Lincoln and Maya by snoodleoup
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Zoolander (Movies), Better Call Saul (TV), Phineas and Ferb
10 Apr 2025
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Short shitpost written with a heavy heart. The lives, laughs, and loves of Lincoln and Maya who met on a fateful day.
Finished work
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Red Fangs, Blue Steel by KingRat77
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Zoolander (Movies)
13 Mar 2025
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The Red Court is undergoing upheaval, and their battleground appears to be the heart of Chicago fashion. Harry Dresden is assigned by the White Council to investigate, but when things go south, he gets an unexpected ally - supermodel Derek Zoolander. Complete.
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Lucifer was at first amused by the New York male supermodel's offers to help 'glam up' his club. Now, however, he's been somehow inserting himself into matters he has no business knowing about, including Chloe's murder investigations and Hell's power struggles, and is even now trying to take a guiding hand in his personal relationship with the Detective. How will Lucifer ever be rid of Derek Zoolander?
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The Random Wrestling League by WriterofRandomness
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Amphibia (Cartoon), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Better Call Saul (TV), SML - Logan Thirtyacre (Web Series), Street Fighter, Star Fox (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Murder Drones (Web Series), Ramshackle - Zeddyzi (Webcomic), Spooky Month (Short Films - Sr Pelo), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Invader Zim, Shrek (Movies), Family Guy (Cartoon), Zoolander (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Deltarune (Video Game), South Park, Final Space (Cartoon), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Impact Wrestling | Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), Multi-Fandom, DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Regular Show (Cartoon), F-Zero (Video Games), Punch-Out!! (Video Games), Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (Cartoon), American Dad!, Animaniacs, The Amazing World of Gumball, Despicable Me (Movies), Bluey (Cartoon 2018), Megamind (2010), Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types, Splatoon (Video Games), Breaking Bad
09 Dec 2024
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Behold, a new wrestling company with jaw-dropping action featuring characters and superstars from every single form of media. All brought to fight for gold, fame, glory, and above all, power.
This is the Random Wrestling League, bringing you the best action from all over the multiverse!
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- Part 1 of The RWL Universe
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peter griffin and ted kazcynskis galactic adventure to disney world/brain rot blvd by penisfartcum69
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), Real Person Fiction, Christian Bible, Shrek (Movies), Zoolander (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Night at the Museum (Movies), Historical Criminals RPF
09 Oct 2024
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ted kaczynski and Peter griffin family guy decide to go to disney world together
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- Part 1 of Brain rot multiverse
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5 times someone was suspicious of their rivalry+1 where they set the record straight by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
25 Sep 2024
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or, Derek and Hansel are flirting in front of everyone
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- Part 2 of Love and Fashion
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While making lunch in the kitchen, All decides that they just need and want to spend some time with their daughter. Even if it is just for a few minutes.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Anastasia
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Matilda is twelve years old the first time she lets it happen.
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tw for discussion of bulimia
title from ‘square’ by mitski -
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The Zoolander fanfiction you always wanted to read but never got the chance to.
(Me and my fellow idiot in crime co-wrote this when completely out of it)
(Pure crack)
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Rain causes Derek and Hansel to pull over on the side of the road, which makes a question arise that needed to be asked...
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Derek Zoolander Diary (SUPER SECRET DO NOT OPEN... TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE, TOP SECRET) by Thefungus77
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Zoolander (Movies)
02 Nov 2023
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Derek Zoolander was just done defeating Mugatu, the evil guy who made him almost kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, when suddenly he was taken away from his world, and placed into a new one.
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I See Satan’s Face When I Look In The Mirror, I See God Inside All Of The People I Meet by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Night at the Museum (Movies), Austin Powers (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Little Nicky (2000), Tenacious D (Band), Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Oct 2023
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In an undisclosed but modern year, the U.S. presidential debate is interrupted and the two candidates killed, all by two familiar faces. After the country falls into utter chaos, it takes many different people from many different walks of life to come together and defeat an old enemy.
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Матильда совсем не против того, что происходит.
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I always want you when I'm finally fine by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
20 Mar 2023
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At a party hosted by socialite Katinka, Derek Zoolander and his archrival Hansel attend. After a heated argument, Derek and Hansel share a kiss and confess their feelings for each other.
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- Part 1 of Love and Fashion