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In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB.
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*CURRENTLY ONGOING*
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I'm just making this SBURB fan session for fun, hope you enjoy it! I cancelled my previous one because I got an idea for this one, and I had ALOT more fun writing this than my previous fanfic.
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John Egbert gets way more letters than expected on Valentine's Day.
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Did you like the epilogues? Did you /read/ the epilogues? Oh, neither? Well, here's something else that could've happened instead.
I basically took the parts I liked from each timeline, added some of my own stuff, and here we are! Probably best read if you've read the epilogues, but you're not gonna be lost either way.
Most of it is fairly PG, but I will be adding content warnings to specific chapters as they come up!
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Cuckolding turns threesome: Dave/Nepeta/Karkat, hilarity ensues
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- English
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- 1,084
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- 1/1
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tales of delirious authenticity
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The Gods turn out to be a teensy wee bit more mortal than they initially expected.
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Homestuck Epilogues: Pizza timeline / Pizzastuck / Pizza AU by rufioh
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jan 2026
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What if there was a secret third choice John could have picked instead of Meat or Candy?
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John has made his choice. It was the only choice for him. Now nothing shall be the same...
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- Part 2 of Homestuck: Candied Meat
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You only need some basic knowledge of the Miraculous Ladybug universe. [MORE INFO IN START NOTES]
Adrien makes the mistake of sharing a cursed and deadly game with his class. Will the help of the mysterious kids on the other side of the obscure chat client the game has provided prove to be an asset or a curse?
John is about to open the door when Terezi tells him to stop. Her powers tell her that everything will go wrong if he opens the door. Just then, each of the other Beta kids gets a mysterious message from a Chum they've never messaged before. What is going on?
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Do you ever find yourself stuck with two choices, and wonder how you wound up in this situation? How you just realized that you had wasted all the time that should've been yours to make something of yourself and reach out to the people who mattered most to you?
John Egbert faces this realization when confronted with a seemingly innocuous choice in the form of two meal options: Stay. Or Go. And he realizes just how bullshit it is; he wasted SEVEN YEARS OF HIS LIFE!! And no matter how much everyone tries to reassure him that people just drift apart, that this is just how things were going to turn out... he doesn't like what's happened to his friends.
But hey, what the fuck are Retcon powers for if not for having a Do-Over?
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- Part 1 of Homestuck: Candied Meat
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As the light subsided and I held you tight, I felt nothing and everything, as I opened my eyes I stared into an eternal nothingness it spoke and gave me everything.
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While recovering from sickness, John is being taken care of by his girlfriends, Roxy and Vriska.
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Five Times June Got Kissed for Charity (and One Time It Was Just for Her) by eeveestark
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2025
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June reluctantly agrees to run a charity kissing booth for the local animal shelter and discovers that being out means that all those gay girls she's been friends with are lining up to kiss her.
AKA 5 times June tried to deny she was cute + 1 time she couldn't.
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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A story that tells the tale of Ruby (Yiffany) Harley-Strider-Vantas, Vriska Maryam-Lalonde, Harry Anderson Egbert and Tavros Crocker
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John finds his strength. Briefly.
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The Homestuck Epilogues (2019) were a fantastic exercise in deconstructing how a story could be told. They dealt wonderfully with issues such as unreliable narrators and weaponised text. However, they left quite a sour taste in a few peoples' mouths as the promised conclusions for the characters within were never really met.
The Homestuck Epilogues - GOURD is my attempt at taking the themes dealt with in The Homestuck Epilogues (canon manipulation, free will, etc.) and using them to approach the story differently.
Having read The Homestuck Epilogues will provide more context to the decisions made throughout The Homestuck Epilogues/0, but the only mandatory reading is the first 3 prologues (https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue/1), as this story picks up right after prologue 3. Reading both Homestuck and The Homestuck Epilogues is advised.
Enjoy.
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John is a normal boy living in Rome. But when he’s gifted a new slave and a revolt occurs in his cousins’ kingdom, his whole life is turned upside down.
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Roxy Lalonde gets asked to do a lot by a lot of people.
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John meets a pretty girl at a house party. Roxygen. They are probably OOC but it's an AU so sorry not sorry, I do what I want