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    The brown-haired girl to her left gives her a small wave as she walks over,

    “Hi! I’m Dani. I guess we’ll be next to each other for this class then?”

    “Yes! Uhm.” Fi falters, feeling the heat rushing to her cheeks. Wow, one pretty girl speaks to her and she’s already made it awkward. “I’m Fi. Well, Fiona, technically, but my friends call me Fi.”

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    phyuri art school au! they're girls and they're artists and they're in love

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    854
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    "...An unusual silence makes Danielle come back down to earth and snap out of the sinful daydream she had been having. Her eyes regain focus, meeting Philippa's on the laptop. Philippa was looking at her with a look she wasn't unfamiliar with but one that still left her nervously flustered each time. A look of admiration, a look of desire. A look that dares to say everything Danielle dreams of hearing. They look at each other, silently speaking a thousand incoherent words, all of a worryingly non-platonic nature."

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    English
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    2,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    415
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    Phil likes her teaching job. She's almost a professor and is satisfied with her work life balance. She doesn't have time to fall for her hot, funny, secretly fragile new colleague.
    Dan hates her new teaching job. She's assistant lecturing for mediocre pay on a boring module and wants to get back to practicing law as quickly as possible. She doesn't have time to fall for her hot, funny, secretly fragile new colleague, either.

    Mann Tracht, Un Gott Lacht; Yiddish adage; "man plans, and God laughs".

    Language:
    English
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    104,801
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,014
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    Phil(lipa) opens up about something she never thought she’d be able to, and discovers that Dan(ielle) feels the same way.

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    English
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    3,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    402
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    When rebellious Princess Philipa is forced to visit a convent by her father, she was not thrilled, until she runs into a certain nun who seems familiar and very beautiful.

    Language:
    English
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    3,321
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    67
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    It’s 2014. Danique and Phillipa are skyrocketing to new heights of success after taking the BBC’s offer for them to replace The Request Show as Dani and Pippa on Radio 1.

    Dan and Phil are not together, and Dan’s closet is starting to turn into a sarcophagus. She struggles with guilt, shame, and her devastating romantic feelings for her friend. She’s got some filthy habits, too.

    Phil’s closet is… fine. It’s there because it’s what Dan needs right now, and that’s fine, because she doesn’t have a lot of feelings. Phil’s definitely, definitely dealing with everything just fine. Including her not-relationship with Ella, which she's totally not just using as a crutch so she doesn't have to deal with her feelings for Dan. Feelings she doesn't have, because she's fine.

    After they backstage-present the Brit awards for the first time, they make a huge mistake that they’ll never have to think about again.... Right?

    (my first and last “oh. oh.” fic)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    Phil(lipa) and Dan(ielle) have a snow day and end up having slow sex to warm up.

    Language:
    English
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    4,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    481
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    The Daily Mail unexpectedly influences Phil(lipa)'s and Dan(ielle)’s sex life.

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    English
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    4,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    516
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    Philippa has a big lesbian crush on her neighbour Danny.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    397
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    Phil works at a dyke bar in London. Dan is a divorced transbian who likes to visit dyke bars in London. Phil likes her quiet, modest life, and she's not really dating right now - especially not customers! Especially not rich ones. Dan is guarded, moneyed, and lonely. She's not looking for a relationship - they're nothing but trouble.
    Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan.

    Title: Someone To Lose - The Vaccines.

    Content notes attached to relevant chapters.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,798
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    Cister Daniel and Transfem Phil are making cupcakes

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    English
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    582
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    212
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    "I’m pretty boring, you know. You’d get tired of me pretty fast.”

    With a confident shake of her head, Fi says, “I don’t think so. Who else would tell me Lost lore while annihilating Guitar Hero? Who else would sit with me in my bathroom and comfort me after I got my period and fucked our weekend up?”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    413
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    Dani catches Pippa looking at a sensitive piece of fanart. Sexy times ensue.

    Phyuri.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,799
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,008
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    Danielle and Pippa relieve some stress after editing a video.

    Phyuri.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    891
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    yaz has been phillipa’s knight since they were kids.
    there’s a dance. phillipa secretly has magic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,292
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    94
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    They're on holiday, they're in love, and Fi wants Dani all to herself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,796
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    Dan gets her period along with some horrible cramps. Phil looks after her, and Dan reluctantly accepts.
    Cosy phlesbian phluff for your reading pleasure <3

    Language:
    English
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    4,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    668
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    As they start approaching Phil’s flat, Danielle can feel the familiar pressure building up in her stomach. Excitement, arousal, anxiety, it’s all the same at this point.

    Language:
    English
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    3,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,340
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    "My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand, taking mine, but it's been promised to another."

    Phillis Lester has taken a job teaching English at a Catholic boarding school, where her husband also works. Sister Daniel leads the church choir and tutors music. They're both committed, whether it be to a marriage or to God, but their lives are thrown off balance once they find they have a connection neither can deny.

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    Gender Swap AU because lesbians in a Catholic setting is too relatable. Taking inspiration from Ivy by Taylor Swift

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,936
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    318
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    Dan’s ears were compromised; water from another world began to fill up the drums inside her canals. For all Dan knew, bubbles and blather left the other person’s mouth.

    “I’m dying…” Dan said, her tongue fat in her mouth.

    “I don’t think that’s a possibility, my love.”

    “A-and my throat…” Dan practically coughed out, “am I getting sick?”

    The person came more into frame, in full definition. A contrast of pietersite and garnet fought for the turf in this woman’s eyes. Yet, that was the least interesting aspect on her body; her platinum blonde locks hanging loose over her shoulders contrasted with the shady ash of her eyebrows.

    “I don’t think vampires can get sick, either.” She tweeted in a sing-song.

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    Dan walks home from one of her jobs and gets attacked. She is saved by a vampire, whom she gave dubious consent to change her. Toxic yuri ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    294

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