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Korra can see, in an objective way, how Mako would’ve forgiven her for running him over.
“I mean,” she thinks, “I would have.”
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Part fourteen of the soulmate prompt AU out of my tumblr ask box.
-soulmates can see (all or portions of) each other’s dreams in real time. But not in the typical both-asleep-at-the-same-time visions. More like “oh hey you decided to take a nap in the middle of the important thing and I can’t fucking concentrate because your dream keeps invading my head.” Or even worse, there’s a major time zone difference (or 1 works days, the other graveyard shifts) and they’re hardly ever asleep at the same time & are always seeing shit in the middle of their day.
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- Part 14 of Femslash Soulmate prompt AU
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Nobody knew why the auroras had started.
Loki had watched them dance across the sky in all their marvelous cool colors, bathing his face with ever-shifting light as he stood in his sleeping robes. He did not worry about their origin or what they would bring, instead choosing to bask in their glory.
The next morning, a girl fell from the sky into the hills, half dead and screaming in a language nobody understood.
(or, a story of two young idiots who are clumsy in matters of the heart.)
(will update every wednesday)
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- Part 1 of Free Falling, or, Assorted Tales of Love
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Love happens in lots of strange and fantastic ways. These are the many ways my favourite ship (Choni) fall in love, as told through multiple Alternate Universes. Each chapter will cover a different alternate universe.
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when it’s done, there won’t be anything left by bubblegums
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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First dates usually go fine; unless you’re an anime character.
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Indecent Proposals by onekisstotakewithme for flootzavut, justalittlegreen
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
25 Jan 2019
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He doesn’t plan to say it, really he doesn’t, because he has a plan for this kind of thing, but sometimes when Hawkeye is around BJ, words have a habit of falling out of his mouth before he can stop them, and today is no different.
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Summer, 1995. by winter_writer15
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, MCU
01 Jul 2019
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After money troubles threaten Val Thompson's idyllic life in rural Italy, she is forced to open her home to an art student for the summer. Is this the push she needs to open her heart to love again? Or will she remain stuck as her now-emotionally stunted self for the rest of her days?
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Kiss the Girl by Molly_Hats
Fandoms: Huntress (Comics), Detective Comics (Comics), Batwoman (Comic)
13 Jun 2019
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Bette realizes she’s bi a little after Helena privately realizes the same about herself.
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Have yourself a merry little Christmas by marthies
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
22 Dec 2019
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Prudence was dead set on spending December alone in the Academy cleaning up her messes and searching for Nightmare Cures, till Sabrina Spellman happened. So she's stuck drinking hot chocolate, making cookies and celebrating Christmas and the nightmares kind of cured themself.
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After the events in China, Ada runs into someone very familiar. Can she help Carla repent for all the suffering she's caused? Will it stir something within her that she'd given up on long ago?
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Both have lost so much. But together, they can gain something back.
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Trope Bingo fill for Friends to Lovers square.
Daria and Jane negotiate new developments in their relationship. -
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the one where both cat and jade like each other but won't admit it, so the gang decides to help them out a little.
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The Five Times Kagami and Adrien Confessed Their Feelings In Front of Marinette and the One Time She Had A Disaster Bi Breakdown by Talik_Sanis
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
24 Jul 2020
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Being a wing-woman for two oblivious dorks like Adrien and Kagami is harder than Marinette thought it would be. Every date, it's the same thing: they confess their feelings for each other and then seem to forget about it. And they're so shy! They can't even look at each other while they're confessing. Instead, they have to turn to stare into her eyes for confidence.
Useless disaster bisexual Marinette is being wooed by two people who keep on trying to inform her of that fact.
And they keep on failing.
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- Part 4 of Adrigaminette Crack Fics
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Melody Over Reason by GlitraHasConsumedMe
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
03 Apr 2021
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The Rebellion- formerly the Horde until a change in management- is one of the biggest rock bands Brightmoon has ever seen, with popularity even starting to reach overseas to countries as far as Salineas.
Catra's been in the band from day one, and is positive it's her calling in life to play bass with these people she's grown so used to.
Catra's world seems to be completely thrown, however, when her lead guitarist and best friend Adora decides to bring in a replacement member to the team; The one person Catra can't seem to figure out, no matter how hard she tries.
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Glitra Modern!Bandmates!AU
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A Lemon-Blackberry Soufflé & A Medium Latte With Extra Milk by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 May 2021
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Momo has had a crush on Jiro ever since their time together in UA, and now they've graduated. All for One has been defeated and a new criminal organization is being investigated in Sapporo. As all of the former Class 1-A splits up for their own careers, although most stay in Sapporo to help out, they build the Plus Ultra Café, a place they can all meet and catch up with each other. Momo mainly tends to the café alongside her family's businesses and she hasn't seen Jiro for months, who is now the lead singer of Night-93, an internationally-known punk-rock band made up of her, Kaminari, Tokoyami, Sero, and another of Sero's friends.
When Night-93 finishes their tour and returns to Sapporo to help out with the investigation, Jiro comes crashing back into Momo's life.
But Momo's already determined to stay by the sidelines as Jiro's best friend because Jiro would never like her in that way. She'll just have to ignore the burning desire in her heart.
It should be easy, right?
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After dumping the Joker, Harley's been climbing up the walls and making a nuisance of herself to the whole crew. Frustrated, Ivy convinces her to go to a bar with a girl from a dating app to distract her, and takes Kite Man along for a double date.
Unfortunately for them, the Joker has a plan in store.
Set in mid season one.
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In which Vee and Luz are twins and Clara is a gay mess by stressed_chinchilla
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
20 Aug 2021
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Clara was certain of one thing. Noceda means trouble. That's why she always kept her distance.
But what happens when the new school year starts, and Clara finds herself meeting Luz Noceda's twin sister?
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- Part 1 of Clara and Vee's Love Story
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above my brother, I (and tangled spines) by RosellaWrites for cellophaneflowers
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
23 Nov 2021
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If asked at the beginning of their journey, Solas would have scoffed at the thought that the Inquisitor could harbor any desires beyond someone to warm his bed, or for honor heaped upon his golden head. But after traveling with him, harboring the mages with him, surviving Haven with him… he was no longer so sure.
Solas and Quinn Trevelyan are locked in a deadly dance of Solas's own making, neither holding sway over the other. This is the story of how they disarm one another with lewd quips, stories from the Fade, interest in art, and a burning curiosity to know the other inside and out.
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- Part 18 of OC Gifts
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Saw your face, heard your name by your_local_npc
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Mar 2022
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Lumine never felt grounded in one place, not since leaving her home with Aether in search of a new one. But now that she's alone, she felt more lost than ever before.
That was before she met Beidou, a beautiful pirate who Lumine can't help but feel drawn to. But due to her focus on the mission to find her brother and uncover the secrets of Teyvat, Lumine was merely content with simply admiring her from afar until she found herself getting drunk one day with an Archon and a Fatui Member...
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- Part 1 of Love Tales of Teyvat
- Part 3 of Sapphic Shit
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“I want to get a dog.”
Hermione isn’t startled by the door to her new office bursting open. In the last two weeks, since her latest promotion and accompanying upgrade to her own space at the Ministry, her friends have already made themselves at home.
This particular person who’s just barged in, however, always gives her pause. She takes a steadying breath, sets her quill down, and looks up from her desk.
Standing in front of Hermione is her current best friend, ex-not-exactly-girlfriend, and unrequited crush: Fleur Delacour.
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Hermione and Fleur adopt a pup together—despite totally not being in love with each other