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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “You wouldn’t be jealous if you just took a bracelet,” Pete implores. “You know Mikey’ll give me whatever I want.”

    “I don’t need anything from Mikey,” Patrick says flatly. Pete, oblivious, hooks an elbow around Patrick and noogies him. It’s not very effective since Patrick is wearing a hat, but Patrick still makes an effort to kick Pete in the kneecaps as hard as possible. So feisty. Pete loves that.

    “I’ll get you a bracelet,” Pete announces. “What colors do you like? Orange? Bright ones? Do you like butterflies or unicorns?”

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    Mall au. Patrick works at Build-a-Bear, Mikey works at Claire’s, and Pete is a serial loiterer.

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    17 Aug 2025

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    Medic and Spy are competing to see which of them will win Heavy over. Heavy is not amused by this at all.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Sniper and Engineer think Spy is just always quiet during sex, until they hear him with Heavy. After that, they make it their mission to make Spy cry out while they fuck him.

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    22 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    William Beckett was horrible. Not that Travie had any space to judge, when he’s nearly just as bad, but it’s the truth. William Beckett was entitled, bloodthirsty, pretentious, and self-absorbed. He’s a caricature of a flamboyant villain, down to the ways he talks and dresses. He’s ridiculous and annoying and, technically speaking, Travie’s rival.

    But when Travie put his cigarette out on Beckett’s outstretched arm, grinning as he squirmed, none of that seemed to matter.

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    alternative summary: tfw you were a beatnik and now youre a vampire and youre fucking your weird ambiguously gendered vampire gang rival and you think you might have caught feelings but you don't know if either of you are capable of love. woopsie!!!!!

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    12 Apr 2025

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