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Sometimes, Dennis thinks, life would be easier if he didn't feel guilt so easily.
Pretending that he doesn't have the flu to cover for everybody else who has the flu isn't one of his brightest moments. But Dr. Robby had looked so openly defeated when he had to send Santos and McKay home early in the shift, and when he jokingly begged for Dennis not to catch the flu...
Well, the overwhelming guilty feelings came into play at just the right time. Never mind the fact that he's been running a small fever since early that morning from the same flu that is terrorizing the department. Ibuprofen is a godsend, and guilt, Dennis knows, is a powerful thing.
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- Part 2 of Dennis Whitaker vs The Pitt
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16 Feb 2026
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Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by lockergirl
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2022
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A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.
NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.
Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.
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16 Feb 2026
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The crows continue to surround him. Maybe they know he isn't a real crow, sense the impostor. Tommy would have laughed if it wasn't for the hundred fucking crows watching him like a walking bag of food.
He is about to get ejected. He is about to fucking die.
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Tommy dies in the prison and respawns in the body of a crow.
Phil and Techno are clueless that this angry injured fledgling is actually Tommy.
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- Part 1 of Crowinnit
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11 Jan 2026
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big brother shaped by pale_and_tragic for Puimoo
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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It should be hilarious when Dick gets de-aged: another brown-haired baby to throw into the playpen, this one no doubt climbing everything in sight and cheerfully babbling nonstop. Only Jason isn’t staring at a cheerful toddler. He’s looking down at a tiny, badly bruised child, shaking in his little Nightwing suit, staring up at Jason with poorly concealed terror.
(The de-aging, and the aftermath, and Dick and Jason Going Through It.)
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26 Dec 2025
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When they say Batman has a hypersonic jet, some plane that can go 3,800 miles per hour, tens of thousands of feet in the air without so much as a creak or a groan in protest, most people would say: “Cool. That's so fast.” What they don't realize is how bad it sucks when that plane does eventually break. Dick likes heights, but even he can admit that 57,000 feet is simply too high of a fall.
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- Part 13 of Rin's Whumptober 2025
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27 Nov 2025