A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
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Edward Teach is bored senseless and fed up of being alone. Despite his best friend's attempts to put him off, he applies to be on the TV show Naked Attraction in the hopes of finding love.
Stede Bonnet is also about to get naked on television, thanks to his friend Lucius jokingly sending in an application on his behalf. With his ex-wife's words in his head ("All we have is this one life."), Stede decides to go through with it anyway. Maybe his Prince Charming would be waiting on the outside of that yellow box?
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The Finer Things in Life by A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 May 2024
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Modern AU where Ed is Blackbeard the tattoo artist (because I mean look at him) and Stede opens up a fabric shop and tearoom across the road from his studio. Blackbeard should be horrified by the sight of such a ridiculous business venture in his part of town, but Ed just wants to drink tea and roll around in the pretty silks and cashmeres and ogle Stede and his sexy legs.
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You Are the Only One That Needs To Know by A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types
12 Mar 2024
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Charles has realised he's very much attracted to Erik, so he decides to go and talk to him about it. He gets a surprise when he walks into Erik's room...
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Some Things Are More Important Than Doing Good by A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Aug 2023
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**Contains spoilers for Good Omens Season 2**
I just finished season 2 and I am an emotional wreck, so here is my attempt to fix it. I'm still not okay.
(Rated M for a few swears and brief mentions of sex, might be overkill.)
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Jack was bored. Bored and horny. There was only one thing for it ... he unlocked his phone and flipped through his apps until his thumb hovered over a familiar yellow icon.
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AU in which Jack still owns a company called Hyperion and Rhys still works for said company, but it's not in space and there are no Vaults.
There is a fun little app called Grindr, though.
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The Mushroom Mine by Chrononautical
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Mar 2018
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Bookmarked by A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
17 Nov 2025
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Oakenshield Press by littleblackdog, pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jan 2013
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06 Nov 2025
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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07 Aug 2025
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After the war, Percy Weasley hides behind quills and protocol. Oliver Wood hides behind charm and Quidditch. They weren’t close at Hogwarts, but fate—and grief—kept pulling them together. Percy finds himself crossing paths—again and again—with Oliver Wood, his former dormmate turned Quidditch star. Told in snapshots across time, this is a story of grief, growth, and the quiet magic of choosing each other.
Bookmarked by A_Very_Respectable_Hobbit
30 May 2025
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