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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://www.ao3.icu/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://www.ao3.icu/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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A Matter of Life and Death by Helyme
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Feb 2024
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When two boys appear out of thin air directly on top of a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier, it understandably raises a lot of questions. Fury is - well, furious. Steve is confused. Tony wants to know why. And how. And what. Thor just wanted to eat his sandwich.
Draco feels like all this is Harry's fault somehow (because it usually is), and Harry is really, really hoping he's wrong.
He's not.
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Harry and Draco find themselves accidentally transported back in time, to the first wizarding war.
Marauders era AU
joanne can suck my big trans dick
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A Dead Man's Guide to Reliving Your Youth by Spork_in_the_Road
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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After dying in the forbidden forest at Voldemort's hand--after going to the Kings Cross of his afterlife--Harry is returned to his 11-year-old self with no memories of his life before, just a vague sense of doom and weird knowledge of the wizarding world (and its inhabitants) that he can't quite explain. With only his ever-present sense of deja-vu to guide him into making better choices than last time, Harry embarks on a journey to save the wizarding world once again, and this time save himself as well.
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