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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    When Harry gets Ron’s wedding invitation, he also gets a visit by Hermione. And since he finds it impossible to deny her anything, he agrees to go to the wedding as her fake boyfriend. The why? Hermione says she wants Ron back. But maybe that’s not exactly what’s about to happen.

    Or simply, the dumbest idea Hermione Granger ever had.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Their friends have tried every trope in the book: only one bed, forced proximity, childhood friends, mutual pining, even co-parenting Crookshanks. But despite living half their lives entangled, Harry and Hermione remain firmly un-romantic.

    Until Lavender Weasley suggests the last resort: fake marriage.

    Now, tricked into attending a couples-only tropical retreat, complete with enchanted hot tubs, intimacy rituals, and enough sensual food play to make a house-elf blush, Harry and Hermione will have to keep up the act. Or possibly stop pretending altogether.

    Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary Fest, this is a trope-twisting, resort-core love story about crossing the line between best friends and soulmates… with the help of edible shower gel.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    The war is over and a mass exodus of Death Eaters has drawn the ire of the wider Wizarding World against the Ministry. The International Confederation of Wizards has instituted a Travel Ban against all British witches and wizards. Auror Harry Potter is working tirelessly to fix things, but Hermione can’t wait any longer to retrieve her parents, and she’s going no matter what the law says. She’s been by his side for everything, the least he can do is be at hers for this.

    In Australia, forced to forgo the use of magic, they’ll soon find that in a land of inverted seasons and upside-down emotions, everything is not always as it seems.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    "Nothing else mattered. The chaos of a real battle, lethal spells cracking against stone, bodies thudding on the floor… the scent of magic like ozone, charging the very air like the moment before a storm… all of it dissolved away. Hermione was dragged out of reality as if a portkey had taken her away. She didn’t feel the residue of the cruciatus curse nor the hard bite of stone as her knees impacted the floor.

    All she could see, all that mattered, was Harry."

    The battle at the Department of Mysteries goes very differently. Harry ends up critically injured and it's down to the people left who care about him the most to save him.

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    09 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    "Did you two forget to tell us something?”

    “There’s nothing to tell,” Hermione explains. “It’s a dumb game we’ve been playing for months. We call each other cute things and try to find the corniest ones. I’m winning.”

     

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    Harry and Hermione make a dumb game of calling each other petnames. It backfires in the best way possible.

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    04 Jan 2026