AgentMalkere
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There is a certain joy to being able to say, “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” and then sitting back and admiring the explosions while munching popcorn. This is how Chase feels about the Z-Team.
Right up until the point where Robert gets hired at SDN.
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- Part 2 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The Importance of Side Projects by AgentMalkere
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
26 Oct 2025
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Even the most dedicated and focused of scientists have side projects. Infusing a tonberry with mako, however, was not one of Hojo's better ideas.
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Emerald catches a glimpse of something she desperately wants and doesn’t have.
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Bad Beat: slang. "a subjective term for a [poker] hand in which a player with what appear to be strong cards nevertheless loses"
Roman Torchwick isn't interested in being someone else's flunky. Unfortunately, Cinder is playing with a stacked deck.
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In just one universe, Ultear called out to her mother instead of turning away and the fate of Fairy Tail and the world was irrevocably altered. These are glimpses of a world where a single word made all the difference.
In other words, welcome to the Butterfly Effect - Fairy Tail style.
(Eventual Gajevy, Cobkina, Bixanna, and others.)
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Being true to who you really are is always a challenge.
(Welcome to the Dynamicverse, where being a dom, sub, or switch is a matter of brain chemistry.)
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The Phoenix Corps by AgentMalkere
Fandom DC Animated Universe, DCU (Animated), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
18 Jul 2017
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After the Justice Lords finally fall the world does not instantly go back to the way it was. The heroes who survived the Lords' reign slowly emerge from the woodwork to help put the world to right again.
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onward and upward by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jun 2023
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“Who are you? And what are you doing here?”
What is—?
He’s…
He’s awake. He’s upright. The fire splitting his spine is entirely gone. Instead there’s a fist pressed against his chest nearly hard enough to bruise, keeping him pinned to the wall behind him.
And Leon Kennedy is glaring at him, eyes angry and distrusting—and cold, that’s the strange thing. Cold, as if Luis didn’t take his last breath before those very same eyes not thirty seconds ago.
(Or: Luis, in a time loop.)
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
28 Feb 2026
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In which Luis might be in hell. Or he might not be catching what the universe is trying to tell him.
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
24 Jan 2026
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In which it’s very hard not to get to know someone when you literally can’t leave their side.
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“Is that..?” Prism looks over at Flambae. He's staring, mouth half open in shock.
The man dressed in a black skin tight super suit with a cowl and an unmistakable M stretched across his chest looks around the room.
“It's gotta be Prime, right?” Malevola puts down her sword. “Or Astral? Maybe?”
The man chuckles. “Not quite.” He pulls off his cowl to reveal a head of brown hair greying at the temples with a familiar notch in his ear. He has a pretty severe scar running through his right eyebrow and down his cheek.
“Holy shit.” Prism’s mouth drops open.
A time travel AU where an older Robert comes through a time portal.
Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
25 Jan 2026
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In which the thing weirding everyone out the most probably shouldn’t be that future!Robert’s so cheerful, but here we are.
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Soulmates find each other when marks are left behind.
Flambae's fingers got cut off, and his side of the bond flared to life. Sent to prison with a one sided bond and knowing his soulmate is the man who put him there, he's still not sure if he wants to live. But one thing he does know is this bitch in his head is just depressing.
Also known as: Flambae's journey to being somewhat ok, and falling in love with the man in the suit.
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17 Jan 2026
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In which Flambae walks into the prison’s therapist’s office because having your depressed soulmate rambling in the back of your head on top of your own problems is a lot. It may just be the best decision Flambae has ever made.
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Having multiple soulmates was something romanticized in stories, but absolutely loathed in practice. Made all the more complicated by the people experiencing it. Every bond was intermingled, looped and knotted up in others. It made the connections murky, the limits hard to grasp. Unfairly proportioned, a gift to some, a curse to others.
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“I just..” he motions up at the MechaMan suit. “I purposely stayed away. Tried to hide away from the bond. I felt like knowing me would only put them in danger. Heroes don't live safe lives. What if one of my enemies went for them because of me?”
“How about we look at it other way.” Robert frowns “If YOUR soulmate was in danger, would you want them to stay away? Or would you want them to let you help?”
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
27 Jan 2026
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In which every Z-Team member’s soul bound manifests in a different way.
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In which Robert didn’t realize until he started at SDN that he had more than one soulmate.