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“Okay, I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Let’s hear it,” said Shinwu grimly.
Ikhan glanced at his computer. “First, the bad news. According to my calculations, there’s a 72% chance that Rai and Chairman Lee are together.”
The declaration was met with gasps of shock and horror. Shinwu outright growled, looking ready to punch something, and Sui had to physically hold him back. “I won’t allow this! Even if it's the chairman… I won’t let him hurt Rai!”
“Wait! Wait! You didn’t hear the good news!” said Ikhan, flailing his arms.
Shinwu barely got a hold of himself. “What?”
“There’s also a 97.8% chance that Rai and Chairman Lee are both mythical beings who are over two thousand years old.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, that makes sense.”
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A situation involving a stray cat, a rainstorm, and Frankenstein's OCD prompts a reflection on a misunderstanding between Rai and the schoolkids.
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25 Feb 2026
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His hands nearly shaking, Frankenstein stirs yet another spoonful of sugar into the strange Noble's tea. Six spoons now. It can’t possibly taste like tea at this point, and yet the look Raizel gives him becomes downright plaintive. God. Well then. He puts in one more and hands it back, completely uncertain of what will become of teatime.
But to his utter shock and horror, Raizel closes his eyes and drinks deeply. Then, his lips curve up ever so slightly. S-Seriously?
Suddenly something seems to come over Raizel. An almost… guilty look crosses his fine features.
“...Frankenstein,” says Raizel, whisper-soft.
“Y-Yes?”
“...please, one more spoonful.”
Eight. Eight teaspoons of sugar in one cup of tea. Raizel was going to develop diabetes. Noble physiology or no, it was simply not possible. The drink was sugar syrup at that point, not tea. Frankenstein shudders just thinking about it.
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Frankenstein discovers first Raizel's taste for sweet tea, and later how sweet Raizel is himself.
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25 Feb 2026
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Как не стать Небесным императором by tenkosh
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Mar 2025
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Се Лянь наслаждается счастливой семейной жизнью в деревне. Пока боги не приходят по его душу с просьбой стать новым Небесным императором.
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04 Feb 2026
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funny how you just break down (waiting on some sign) by WhenasInSilks for EyesofNeptune8004
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2022
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Luo Binghe’s hand is half-raised, and Shen Qingqiu is going to die and this is the hand that will—
“[Notice: In appreciation of your continued use of our services, System 2.0 is offering {Valued Customer} a complimentary Bonus Plotline! Do you accept?]”
aka, What if Luo Binghe could read Shen Qingqiu’s mind during the Jinlan City arc?
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15 Jan 2026
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A Lifetime of Stories by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Nov 2022
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“I’m afraid not,” Shizun said as he pushed the quilt aside at last. “There’s too much to do. Is that breakfast I smell? Did someone fire up the kitch—?” He paused and blinked at the spread on their table, all on Binghe’s own plates. His gaze flicked over to where Binghe’s cookery supplies were laid out on a cloth to either dry or cool down before storage. “Is that the Blessed Jade Pill Furnace?” Shizun asked, squinting. “With a grill tray on top of it?”
Binghe pursed his lips and looked away. It was. He’d honestly forgotten that the furnace had a life before he turned it into a portable stove. “Perhaps?”
Or: Binghe sets out to remind his master why life is best with Binghe at his side.
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