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    Kiryu is on a job in Sapporo and runs into someone he wasn't expecting. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Majima took his elbows off the table and slammed it with his palm, making the beer cans and the ashtray jump, laughing maniacally.

    “There's no way I'm comin' all the way out to this backwoods town without even tryin' to find my favorite dragon!”

    “Speaking of that,” Kiryu said weakly, “How exactly did you find me?”

    Majima's grin broadened. “Nah-ah, Kiryu-chan,” he wiggled his finger. “A guy can't go 'round revealin' his sources. Let's just say a little bird told me 'bout an apartment that the Dojima family had in Sapporo. Decided to check it out. Secured a spot in that cafe on the corner and waited for ya to show up. Honin' my detective skills.”

    “So when you saw me coming,” Kiryu said slowly, trying to comprehend. “You climbed up on that roof like a cat and jumped me?”

    Majima hee-hee-heed in response. “Ya gotta have that element of surprise in your life, Kiryu-chan. Otherwise, it's just plain borin’!”

    Kiryu looked at him incredulously. Rumor had it that Majima was batshit crazy. He was starting to believe it.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    I love this soooooooooooooo much

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Aziraphale loves to watch Crowley. Watch him be ravished by the humans. Listen to him whisper in his ear. After a thousand years, he even starts to want to get involved himself, to a point.

    But it's not until lockdown that things really start to heat up between them. Because now, it's just the two of them, they can't go to parties, there's no one to distract them. Aziraphale discovers a taste for pain, and slowly starts to uncover his dominant side.

    And Crowley will try not to let it slip that the angel is all he wants. He will take care of him, no matter what.

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    11 Oct 2023

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    fucking incredible

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Must he spell it out for him? “You could…” Aziraphale looks him up and down, then cocks his head towards the poncy fellow up on the balcony, raising his brows pointedly. “You know.”

    Possess him? Crowley frowns and asks, “You think so?”

    Aziraphale nods, eyes wide. The visual alone has instantly vaporized any alcohol content in his body.

    “I—well.” Crowley considers it, then winces. “I haven’t actually poked inside someone since… oh, gotta be 71, I think. Antoine Gay. Bollocksed that one up.”

    Aziraphale blinks, taken aback. In his (admittedly frequent) imaginings of Crowley in bed, he never envisioned him as the ‘poker’, necessarily. He seemed like he’d much rather enjoy getting poked instead. Repeatedly. Passionately. Perhaps up against an opulent pillar.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    Crazy aaf

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    “This is for you,” she says, pushing the vinyl over to Crowley. The demon barely even acknowledges it, his eyes still trained on Maggie and his posture still incredibly stiff. “I wasn’t sure what type of music you’d like, so I took a guess. Anyways. I – well, my nan… she always used to tell me that music was good for me. It was… cathartic. It could help me process and feel all those emotions that I had trouble putting words to. And,” Maggie smiles, “she said there’s no better cure for a broken heart than a good song.”

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    Five records Maggie gives to Crowley, plus one she gives to Aziraphale.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    HOLY BALLS

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Instead of "I forgive you", Aziraphale just about manages to say what he really means to Crowley during that last moment in the bookshop. Things go quite differently from there.

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    “And you’re sure taking Jesus Christ on a tour of London is what we really ought to be doing right now? I thought we were meant to be lying low.”
    “All I want him to see now is the British Library. I mean, I would have liked to take him to the symphony orchestra, but…”
    “No chance of getting tickets this short notice. Not without using a miracle.”
    Aziraphale nods glumly—then suddenly brightens. “Aha! I’ve got it!”
    Startled, Crowley bridles. “What?”
    “I can show him some magic! Everybody finds magic enchanting!”
    “No. No." Crowley threatens him with a finger. “No, you absolutely cannot show Jesus your magic tricks. Don’t you even think about it.”

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    02 Sep 2023