Amphisbaene



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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    “What, like practice kissing?” Satoru makes a face. “Isn’t that kind of gay?"

    “Not really. Think about it. We’re practicing so you’ll be better at kissing girls. That’s, like, the opposite of gay."

    Yeah, now that Satoru thinks about it, that does make sense. Anyway, it’s hard to think clearly when Suguru is suddenly climbing onto the bed, invading his personal space and leaning in so Satoru can feel his breath against his lips.

    “So, no homo, right?” Suguru asks softly, interrupting his thoughts.

    “Yeah… Yeah, okay,” Satoru whispers.

    And then Suguru kisses him.

    In which everyone knows Satoru and Suguru are dating, except Satoru and Suguru themselves. (5 times they don't realize they're dating + 1 time they do.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Din and Grogu stumble upon a Jedi time key and accidentally travel 10 years into the past to the beginning of the Galactic Civil War. Din knows he doesn’t have a lot of allies here, so he seeks out the one person who’s just morally grey enough to help him out without asking too many questions: Boba Fett.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    This isn’t something they had done before.

    Naruto’s neck feels unbearably warm against Sasuke’s cheek as he’s pulled forcibly into an embrace, his irritated protests going largely ignored. It’s almost not really a hug so much as it is a cling, Naruto’s heels hitting Sasuke’s lower back, arm wrapping around Sasuke’s shoulders tightly. The shock of Naruto scrambling over onto his hospital bed isn’t enough to make the tears stop slipping down his cheeks, and he doesn’t have enough energy to truly resist – not that he truly wants to.

    “I’m so happy you’re here…”

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “I need you to marry Castiel.”

    They weren’t the words Dean expected to hear from his business partner’s mouth before their bakery-slash-chocolate shop opened for the day. He’d been quite happy being single—and who the fuck was Castiel, anyway?

    It turned out that Castiel was a Russian erotic novelist in need of a ticket to America, and Dean… well, Dean was a last resort.

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    01 Feb 2026