Ark_of_Dumbness
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When Zanka is kidnapped by the Raiders, Jabber realizes he can't let his rival die. He breaks Zanka out, and, realizing he can't go back to the raiders without deadly consequences, reluctantly agrees to go with Zanka to Cleaner HQ.
There, he and Zanka develop into something more than just rivals.
Told in vignettes.
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07 Feb 2026
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"Time is almost up, Mister Cleaner," Jabber says as he turns around to see the sun peak over the horizon. A quiet sizzling sound comes from Jabber as he stands up to leave, his stride confident as he faces the morning sun.
Zanka barely manages to gather the strength to speak, but the words spill out of his mouth anyway. "I am going to fucking kill you."
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in which jabber is a vampire, Zanka is a vampire hunter, and the sound of Zanka's heartbeat pulls Jabber in like a siren song.
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31 Jan 2026
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One soul split in half by blah_blah_cherry
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
29 Jan 2026
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Not surprisingly, it only took Zanka a few steps to realize that he hadn't been magically teleported to a faraway land. Instead, he realized that his body felt weird, lankier, taller. His limbs felt awkward and uncoordinated. He could feel that the clothing on his skin felt different, that the usual training gear had been exchanged for a scrappy and thin shirt paired with shorts full of patchwork. He didn't even have shoes.
No, Zanka knew that this wasn't his body to begin with.
He couldn't help himself when elated giggling escaped past his lips. He was ecstatic. Overjoyed. He felt like he would vibrate out of his skin from the excitement.
The switch — a unique and extraordinary event of two people switching bodies. Not just any people could switch, but soulmates. Those who are meant for each other. One soul split in half, inhabiting two bodies.
And now, Zanka had switched. He had met his soulmate.
Or, the Janka body swap soulmate au everyone was craving for
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28 Jan 2026
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come and see by avoidingavoidance
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede & Trigun Stargaze (Anime 2023-2026)
06 May 2025
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After July, Wolfwood is left with nothing to his name but a piece of paper and a heavy cross to bear, so he returns to the only roots he ever had to try his hand at healing. It's a difficult process, but soon enough he'll discover that there's a damn good reason he can't let go.
A voice calls from the east. He just needs to hear it.
(A story about grief, healing, love, and one funny little housecat.)
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23 Jan 2026
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That Awkward Moment When You Have to Kill Your One-Night Stand by brichibi
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
28 Jan 2026
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The man underneath him is one of those lazily charming guys who can get you to abandon common sense in favor of a quick hook-up with no strings attached. His smile is full of red flags, the kind you purposely search for when you’re having a bad day and you need something to take the edge off. Normally, Zanka’s too proper to give in to this kind of poison, but a botched mission has him chasing something, anything, to take his mind off of it.
[Or, the one where Jabber and Zanka have a one-night stand, unaware that they work for two different organizations that despise each other. Oops.]
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18 Jan 2026