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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Dude, there’s a couple pigs comin’ closer and they’re eyein’ you up. Probably lookin’ for a public intox charge, you gotta get u-.”

    The rest of his sentence is washed away by a surge of indignation, and Jason jumpstarts his muscles into moving. Public intox? It takes a lot more than… Fuck, there go the rest of his tacos.
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    Out of all the ways Jason's seen a mission go wrong, this one is new to him. Because rarely does a night this disasterous start with a 'Cheers!'

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bat Burger™ and its subsidiary company SuperFoods LLC are not responsible for any injuries or dismemberments resulting in death suffered on company property. If in the event of death on company property, employees shall properly dispose of any biological material in accordance to Bat Burger™ company guidelines and policy.

    Before touching any biological material - to include solids, fluids, gasses, and miscellaneous alien or metahuman matter - employees are expected to properly sanitize their hands in a designated hand washing station. For proper handwashing technique see Sanitation Guidelines.
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    You never really know what goes on in a restaurant's kitchen. Especially in Gotham.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.

    Oh shit.

    “Wing, what does that wrapper say?”

    “Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.

    “Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.

    “Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
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    In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    When Jason overhears Dick suggest to Tim that they should go to Pride in costume, he assumes Dick will ask him and Babs too.

    A few days pass by, but the invitation doesn’t come.

    Or, the one in which Jason and Barbara realize they are not actually out as ace to the rest of the Bats, design ace and bi themed suits for the four of them, and ace it at Pride.

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Roy accidentally filing domestic partnership paperwork for himself and Jason a few years ago was mostly a Roy Problem. The domestic partnership automatically converting to a same-sex marriage upon the legalization of said marriages should be a Roy and Jason Problem. Somehow, Roy manages to make this Dick’s Problem as well.

    Luckily, there just might be a Dick and Roy and Jason Solution at the end of the tunnel.

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    17 Feb 2026