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    There would one day be a thriving subgenre of historical fiction starring Katou Dan, the Hokage who presided over the end of the Second Shinobi War. It was ironic because thanks to a quartet of time travelers he had discovered that he was originally slated to be the sacrificial love interest. On top of that, once you run into time travelers you automatically lose the protagonist contest.

    (Sakura would be very happy being less protagonist-like. Unfortunately, the downside of having a friend with the unshakeable belief that you're unrecognized badass is the expectation that you do badass things with them. Side effects may include time travel, learning secrets you really didn't want to know and participating in technically treasonous activities.)

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    14 Jan 2024

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    Okay so this is like. Actually hilarious?? I mean there’s background sadness in that, well, the time travelers don’t get to go back (rip naruto, tsunade and shika among others), but if you don’t think too hard about that it’s like pure crack.
    Featuring: war ending via actual divine intervention (by who we aren’t quite sure. It could have been shikako… or the shinigami… or someone else… ), 11 year old kushinas campaign to get naruto birthed ASAP, orochimaru being moral out of spite, mito being a posh pre-teen, sasuke being inured to his teammates craziness, sakura not being inured to any of this shit, dan becoming hokage, and the continued existence of “being convinced to commit treason by nara shikako” as a trope.
    Also. This quote: Sasuke groaned and hung his head. "I knew that I'd need to give the shovel talk to a god one day. Dammit, Naruto was supposed to be here to help."

    So just. Re-read the thing. It’s worth

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    "Everything in the Princess' life was planned—what she was supposed to know, the process of choosing her groom, how many sons she'll have to bear—then you just come barging into her life and ruin the plan! But screw it, she—I—I've never been so happy that my plans have been ruined because of the one thing that went wrong. And that was you." [Fairytale!AU. Hiccstrid. Oneshot.]

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    13 Apr 2023

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    The wonderful break all the cliche fairy tale au I love so much. 10/10.

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    BotW/AoC - As Zelda struggles to unlock her powers, an errant comment from Impa leads Terrako to attempt something drastic: bring forth another Zelda to ask for help. It fails... but has an unexpected consequence. Link, Zelda, and Impa now remember all of their lives, and how they've fought the same battle over and over. And they're over it. They're ending the cycle. Now.

    Will include: Link taking no shit from Revali, Impa greatly relaxing her stance of propriety and tradition, and Zelda remembering how much fun her other lives could have.

    Oh, and the characters of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity dealing with a Link, Zelda, and Impa who are officially done following the rules.

    In other words: Chaos!

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    28 Mar 2023

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    Chaos! And remembering past lives— two of my favorite things!
    Nobody is ready for the new and improved Impa, Link and Zelda. Not Demise, not Purah, not the champions, and definitely not the King 😈. Entertaining AF.
    Sadly unfinished

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    Chicken Math: the phenomena in which one will continue to add to their flock, always ending up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math

    Qrow was not a chicken. He wasn't.

    AKA the one where Qrow adopts every orphan in Remnant

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    28 Mar 2023

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    Qrow’s a fucking chicken and we love to see it. Actually the funniest fic ever I die every time.

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    A different Team Seven, in which Kakashi becomes a teacher and everything changes.

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    07 Oct 2023

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    Kakashi gets good and his team do too. This changes things. Featuring surprise badasses (one of my fave tropes) and all of team 7 being adorable humans trying their best. With bonus good-friend-gai and master-of-the-clipboard-iruka. Also Kakashi is a soccer mom. It’s great. Unfinished and uhh. Not been updated for a few years so we shall see