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    Ilya knows he's being messed with, but if butchering English in front of the entire Ottawa Centaurs locker room makes his husband laugh like that, he’s going to keep doing it.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    5 times Ilya Rozanov ruined his Shane Hollander’s “good boy” image & the 1 time he does it himself.

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    04 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    During their annual two weeks at the cottage, Shane and Ilya both fall ill (and claim the other is responsible for it) resulting in two days of coughing and chugging electrolytes while neither of them admit how bad they feel. Even though he attempts to hide it, Yuna can hear her son coughing over the phone and decides to go check on him during his yearly 'silent retreat', entirely unaware that he had company. Or that his company came in the shape of Ilya Rozanov.
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    Even with the blinds pulled closed to keep the lights out she could still see Ilya Rozanov in her son’s bed; arms wrapped around him tightly. They looked asleep. Not just napping but deeply unconscious. 

    Yuna supposed that was the effect of the half empty bottle of Nyquil on the nightstand.

    She swallowed harshly, stepping closer to the bed. Her son was tucked against Ilya, face buried against his neck as a source of warmth and comfort. “Shane...” she whispered, shaking him gently. “Shane.”

    He didn’t stir, breaths steady as he slept like a rock. Her eyebrows knitted together, gaze shifting to Ilya, who had his jaw resting on top of Shane’s head, one of his hands under his shirt to feel his skin against his palm. 

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    “You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.

    “I’m doing it,” Troy said.

    “Okay. But you don’t have to.”

    “Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”

     

    In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (centaurs read thirst tweets)

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