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    This is my AU for anything lonestar!! There will be probably a lot of canon divergence and small differences and probably a wonky timeline but it’ll be fun! If it’s in this series it happened in the timeline

    Mainly focused on Nanteo and their growing family but there are interlude and non related fics as well!

    Hope you enjoy!

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    A series where I try to follow aerynwrite’s tumblr December Writing prompts!

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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”

    Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.

    “Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.

    Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.

    It was a good enough name, she supposed.

    Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.

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    26 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    “What do you want, Solace?”

    Will chuckled. “I’m here as one of the Anti-Leo-Valdez guards,” he leaned on the counter to Nico’s left, “Although I seem to infuriate you more than he does.”

    Glaring at him, Nico assessed his own emotions about the situation. Sure, Will pissed him off, but— “I would rather be smacked in the face by a pencil case than a massive fucking bag of flour.”

    Will didn’t laugh that time, to his credit. But his face was taken over by a massive fucking grin, simultaniously amused and infuriatingly self satisfied.

    ”Good to know.”
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    Nico is bad at identifying his own feelings, let alone others.

    Will is a flustered, snarky dork, who really fucking likes raspberry jam. (And Nico)

    They both have self esteem issues, but Nico works at a bakery, so it’s fine.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    The five demigod abilities of Will Solace, and the points of their discovery as he grows up, faces losses, and finds love.

    (These are short snippets of Will growing up, as well as some Solangelo sweetness!)

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    08 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Will doesn't cope well with the death of his siblings.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Will falls out of the chariot, eight entire times. There’s nothing funnier than watching him lose his shit at a splintered pile of wood that was once a carriage, helmet thrown to the ground in a fit of rage, accent so thick he’s literally incomprehensible. Nico never gets to see him like this. His stomach actually hurts from laughter on several occasions.

    Slowly, though, he starts to get the hang of it. He’s fast, after all, and quick to observe, to respond; the other teams struggle to land hits on him, in practice runs, and sabotage is difficult when your opponent seems to have an almost prophetic gift to see things coming.

    He can’t, however, steel himself to hit back.

    And therein lies the trouble.

    “For fuck’s sake, Will, I’m not asking you to kill anybody,” Clarisse snaps. “You need to get your head in the game!”

    Will’s shoulders curl defensively. “I know! I’m trying! It’s just —” He kicks at their broken wheel, in two clean pieces on the ground. “Do no harm.”

    “Do some harm. Or I’m gonna kick your ass.”
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    OR: Will is forced to chariot race. Things go very wrong, very quickly.

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    03 Feb 2026