Be_fae_Do_crime



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    This is a series of one-shots that happen in the same universe: one in which Gotham is sentient and sapient, and in a symbiotic relationship with it's people. Civilians sing/hum/talk to her, which gives her the ability to siphon/lessen the bad things they're feeling. (Basically singing gives them comfort.) These feelings are an energy source for her, and allows her to become more powerful and able to protect her citizens in small ways (Like moving an uneven rock to the left so a poor underworked barista who's running late doesn't eat shit and break their nose.) And maybe more powerful ways, like helping a certain bird from his grave

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    What happens when aliens alter the Justice League Javelin and it can only run off orgasms?

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    08 Nov 2025

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    :333

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

    5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    JSVDISB Bruce suffering because he let himself be an idiot sometimes. Clark in all his midwest charm sums it up "theres not a thought behind those eyes beyond trying to get in my pants". LITTLE ROBIN DICKBIN AND BATDAD YAYAYAYAYAYAY

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    "mission parameters" by shipyrds read aloud.

    Original summary: "Bruce and Clark pretend to be married for diplomatic reasons. When they return to Earth, things are a little different."

     

    Length: 4h01m43s

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    05 Jul 2025

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    THE podfic got me into superbat, god i LOVE IT RA

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    Olivia Draper had been a good idea at first. She could pass for older than Tim could pull off while masculine and women really could get into places easier if they had a pretty face. With makeup and some stylish-yet-inexpensive clothes, Olivia could pull off most undercover ops. She was Tim’s Matches Malone.

    Then Hood had shown up on the scene.
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    When Jason met Olivia, he hadn't intended to pull a Bruce and take the scrappy teen informant under his wing. She just kept showing up where he was doing business. He had no other choice than to keep an eye on her. And kit her out with armor so she wouldn't accidentally get shot. And make sure she was being treated fairly by her mysterious boss.

    And, okay, maybe become her big brother.
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    AKA I write an enemies-to-caretakers story where neither party knows the other's identity until they're already invested.

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    27 May 2025

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    The fic that made me conductor of the genderfluid tim drake train
    Toot toot all aboard

    But no yea DELICIOUS in every way possible and feral tim <3

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    Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.

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    Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.

    Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.

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    14 May 2025

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    Nom! This is so very wonderful, and the story made me both laugh and cry :) Magic tim js always so fun, and I live for how this fic addresses it :)