BeanSaysHi
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A Long Tail by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: God of War (Video Games), モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
31 Jan 2026
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WRITERS: dani, nyanko, mr skelly
A cold bite filled the air as the worst of Fimbulwinter had begun. Kratos had been stalking the forests near the home when he became aware of another being. This creature was far to large to be some ordinary human. However, it was far too weak to be some sort of god. Slowly, he reached for his Leviathan Axe before moving closer. The creature was mostly comprised of a long, red serpent's tail with the upper half of a woman. Could this be a gorgon who strayed too far from her home? He narrowed his eyes as he prodded her cold tail with his axe.
"Girl...are you awake?"aka
Frantic fanfic goes wholesome with the strangest mix of characters.
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- Part 27 of Frantic Fanfic
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- 377
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WRITERS: dani, mr skelly, luvfemboys
Sans encounters a strange merc yelling up a storm in his favorite food place.
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Scout is really just jumping to every universe now isnt he? Good for him, good for him
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- Part 26 of Frantic Fanfic
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- 378
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- 1/1
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- 3
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WRITERS: mr skelly, dani, sanjisfeet
Wittle Oncey did an oopsy woopsy and summoned a demon 🥺! What in the world could she ever want! Hopefully a thneed <3
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Frantic fanfic means we get to be silly with the most ridiculous of groups.
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- Part 25 of Frantic Fanfic
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- 285
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WRITERS: mr skelly, luvfemboys, dani
Down on his luck and struggling to pay for dinner, Greatest Swordsman Zoro finds alternative means to improving his life.
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The best yaoi of the batch.
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- Part 24 of Frantic Fanfic
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The strongest sorcerer meets the strongest merc by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Team Fortress 2
07 Aug 2024
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WRITERS: kitsunmiku, mr skelly, freakji
An unstoppable force meets an immovable and very, very, annoying object.
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Scout has returned to franticfanfic with a new enemy(?).
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- Part 23 of Frantic Fanfic
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Frantic Fanfic by BeanSaysHi
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Breaking Bad, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Fairly OddParents, Five Nights at Freddy's, God of War (Video Games), McDonaldland, Meru the Succubus (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), My Little Pony, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Original Work, pink sauce - Fandom, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Real Person Fiction, Sesame Street (US TV), Shrek (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Team Fortress 2, The Lorax (2012), Transformers - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), VeggieTales, Vocaloid, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Jan 2026
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An ongoing series where two touch-starved men figure out how to take care of each other in ways that no military field guide ever covered. Thankfully, when you already trust a person with your life, letting them see you at your most vulnerable isn't nearly as hard as it sounds.
Non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, a little angst, and a lot of comfort.
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22 Feb 2026
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He always had a sort of scorching at his chest. A never-ending flame, bugs beneath his skin. As if he was burning alive.
As if he never escaped his self-made grave.
Except… There, a hand slides over his. Cool, a running river between his fingers. A breath of the void in a world so loud.Soap smiles. Simon.
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A few weeks after they killed Graves, Soap and Ghost are summoned by Lumity to their realm. They find their Reapers tied by red strings, molten light bleeding over crimson. Lumity warns them Fate is plotting against them, that there's a traitor among them.
Johnny and Simon escaped Fate once. Now that the Revenant of Fate is after them, will they be able to do it again?
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- Part 3 of Revenant AU
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22 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god!” Soap’s mother exclaimed. “John, get over here, look at what's on the news!” She was loud enough that Ghost could hear through the phone.
“Soap,” Ghost cut in, trying to divert his attention, “Soap, stop. Stay where you are, don’t look.”
He ignored him, glancing at the TV to see that a news station was showing footage of a plaza outside of an important facility. Right in the middle of the square, strapped down to an old statue, was enough explosives to level the surrounding 10 blocks, at the very least.
Worse, though, so much worse, was a tall, well built man in all black military gear, hood pulled up and gloves covering his hands. Standing directly in front of the explosives.
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Home on leave, Soap has to instruct Ghost on how to disarm a bomb over the phone. The pair make a good team - but not every mission can end well.
Ghost has dug himself out of his grave once already. Can he do it again?
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- Part 3 of Scar's SoapGhost Fics
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21 Feb 2026
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On a routine op, Ghost disappears. They come after him, of course, but he’s nowhere to be found, with not a shred of evidence to say where he is— only a six year old who looks suspiciously like him, who insists he’s Simon Riley.
taken off anon 16/01/25
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21 Feb 2026
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20 Feb 2026