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    A multifandom conglomeration of all my Whumptober fics in 2025!!!

    Day 1: Lamb to Slaughter (Linked Universe)
    Day 2: (AltPrompt) "I hate this job." (FNaF)
    Day 3: Isolation (Resident Evil: Biohazard)
    Day 4: "Don't be scared, I've done this before." (Evo SMP)
    Day 5: Quivering (TLoZ: Wind Waker)

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    Jack groaned and threw his hands out in exasperation. “Did you hire this guy just to piss me off or something? Is this about last week's token incident? Because I swear it wa—"

    “—First of all, not everything’s about you,” Steven butted in, shutting Jack up. “And second, you could use the help— I could use the help.”

    And before Jack could even get a word in edgewise, Steven rattled off, “You’re always talking to yourself, the kids don’t like your attitude, and you don’t even know our token to dollar exchange rate.”

    Jack didn’t see his point. “So?”

    Steven did not dignify him with a response. “His name’s Dave. Dave Miller. And he’s coming in later today, so be nice.”

     

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    Jack Kennedy finds himself reluctantly holding a soft spot for his weird, new, purple coworker.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    THE Davesport slow burn fic (I’ve read like 3 times)