Bee_or_Die



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    “Look,” the noodle human said. “Here’s the deal. You’ve seen Annie, right?”

    Techno shook his head.

    “It’s a movie,” the human explained, unconcerned, “and a musical. In it, some rich guy needs a PR boost, and so he goes and picks up a penniless orphan for a week. The idea is the kid gets an awesome Christmas and everyone thinks the rich guy’s some awesome dude. I’m proposing a deal like that, except unlike little orphan Annie, I understand what the deal is going in.”

    Tommy gets fake adopted by millionaire vampire Technoblade to boost his public image in exchange for paying for Tommy's college when he turns 18. As expected Techno totally doesn't get immediately, totally attached.

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    Ilya locked his arm around Shane’s throat and drew him up onto his knees. The hold was snug, a real headlock, the kind that would make most men tap out. Shane didn’t tap out, but he stayed very still. His pulse galloped against the juncture of Ilya’s elbow, powerfully enough that Ilya could feel its insistent throbbing. Everything in the room had been pulled taut—the cord of Ilya’s shoulders, the line of Shane’s back, even the air between them had a rigidity to it. Ilya was breathing heavily, panting open-mouthed against Shane’s sweat-damp temple.

    “I could fuck you like this,” Ilya said. “I could fuck you right now, like this, not let you breathe, not let you come.”

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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

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    Here, Hollander takes a steadying breath. His pupils are blown wide. "Harder," he says, almost demands, like he's sure Ilya won't do it. Ilya feels a little crazed.

    There's a defiant edge to his voice. He's so fucking adorable, is Ilya's first thought. It's insane. His hand lands on Hollander's cheek again with a crack.

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    Geno can't. Sidney won't.

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    20 Feb 2026