Statementends (Beewaggle)
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The First Time Cat Owner by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jul 2025
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Jon doesn't have it in him to destroy Peter Lukas, and Peter is a sore loser. Instead of running back to the Tundra like Jonah expects, Peter bashes Jon over the head and brings him out to sea with him. Apocalypse averted, world saved, and most importantly Jonah Magnus punished for stacking the deck during their wager.
Peter never had a pet before, but he's certain that looking after the Archivist is exactly the same thing. He just needs to keep his new cat fed and entertained. How hard could it be?
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The Ghosts That Linger by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jul 2025
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Tim makes his choice much faster than Jon and becomes a monster. He tries to make peace with himself and with Jon and who they both used to be.
If only to focus on more pressing concerns.
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To Be of Service to Grander Things by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2025
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Jonah Magnus doesn't hire by the needs of his household, or the suitability of the candidate. Even before becoming embroiled with his research on the Dread Powers he had always been more keen to hire those that were interesting over those that were competent.
His valet, Jon is very interesting.
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After the death of Gertrude, Jonathan Sims is promoted to Head Archivist. Michael Shelley, Gertrude's one remaining assistant doesn't feel slighted by Elias' decision. Honestly, he was really only good for making the tea. He's not entirely sure how he's going to relate to his new coworkers. They're all younger than him, and Tim keeps giving him suspicious glances.
But when Jon, out of nowhere, invites him out to the pub with the others he finds himself telling the story of why it is he joined the institute in the first place.
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- Part 3 of The Lonely Monster and the Archivist
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Taking Care of Something Most Precious by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jun 2025
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Its Perfect Archive was destroyed and ripped away from It.
The Ceaseless Watcher waits, and watches, and sees, and claims as soon as Its Archive is born in this new reality.
It's distressed to find the man that destroyed Its first has the audacity to try and claim this new one.
The Eye cannot comprehend how to intercede, but Jonah has some ideas.Or:
Jon has had the ability to just Know things since he was a child. He knows it isn't a gift from a benevolent god. Most of the time using or revealing the information backfires. He's learned to live with it. He has a life. A good one. He's happy aside from the unpleasant secrets he's forced to keep.
Martin loves his husband, but has never felt good enough. Never got a higher education, stuck in dead end jobs. He would give the world to Jon if only he had the chance to be someone. Someone confident. Someone important. He didn't expect to get the job at the Magnus Institute, but he's determined to keep it, and when Elias Bouchard takes an interest in him, well, it can only mean good things.
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The Lonely Monster and the Archivist by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jun 2025
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The Binding Series by Beewaggle, Statementends (Beewaggle), Statementends1 (blueberryshortcake1)
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 May 2019
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Desolation Martin Verse by Statementends (Beewaggle)
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 May 2025
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There was a note on the desk.
Jon wasn’t quite sure if it hadn’t really been there before, or if he had somehow overlooked it, but he picked it up now, a little cautiously, and began to read.
“Greetings,
“You have been selected as the next Keeper of the Infinite Archive. Congratulations. This position is non-negotiable and tenured until death.
“Thank you for your service.”
Bookmarked by Statementends (Beewaggle)
09 Jul 2025
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Doing magic and getting away with it by EmboldenedBirdbrain
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jun 2025
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Jon should have known someone would figure out he was Fae, and Martin should have known better than to fall in love with him. CWs will be added at the beginning of each chapter.
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Bookmarked by Statementends (Beewaggle)
23 May 2025
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Ever since the Quakes of 1818 there have been strange creatures known as cryptids that have been slipping onto earth. While acknowledged by the scientific community there is still a lot to learn about cryptids. Some are as common as raccoons while others have not been captured on film (yet). Join Jon, Martin, Tim, and Sasha as they travel the continental US filming for their show.
Sorry y'all it is just going to update when I have a chance.
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- Part 1 of Cryptid Watch AU
Bookmarked by Statementends (Beewaggle)
15 May 2025
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Jon did not find the comfort he sought, though he couldn't remember what exactly he expected to find. Instead, he stood before Millbank Prison, salivating over the Fear within. It's only a small morsel compared to the feast he once had, but it will have to do... Until-
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After the sending the fears to Somewhere Else, Jon finds himself without his memories in 1830s London.
There will very likely be a Hiatus until after May the Fourth
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Bookmarked by Statementends (Beewaggle)
15 May 2025
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Elias Bouchard didn't stay dead. This becomes rather complicated for him.
“You aren't supposed to be back in the office for another two weeks,” Martin accused. Elias blinked at him.
“I hardly see why this is an issue. Or any of your concern.”
“None of my concern?” Martin's voice pitched higher, and Elias leaned against the door frame, already feeling the strain of standing. “You almost died,” Martin scolded. “I ruined my jacket keeping pressure on-on the literal meathook sticking out of you while you laid there like a bloody pin cushion! And now, suddenly, it's ‘none of my concern’?” Elias stared at him.
“If you need your jacket replaced, I can certainly provide the appropriate funds. I'll arrange for the cost to be added to your next paycheck.”
“That's not the point!’ Martin splayed his hands wide.
Bookmarked by Statementends (Beewaggle)
11 May 2025