Bipedal_Menace



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    Shane confesses he imagined Ilya the entire time he was with Rose Landry, couldn’t even stay hard without picturing Ilya’s mouth and cock. Ilya, burning with possession, demands the filthy details while he gets on his knees for Shane.

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    “Tell me again,” Ilya says, voice low, almost a growl. “Everything you thought about when you were inside her.”

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    “You know,” Ilya adds, like he’s continuing a casual thought, “Hotel was good idea. It’s warm, no ice, no… audience.”

    Shane’s grip tightens on the strap of his bag, but he still doesn’t respond. He keeps skating, eyes fixed ahead, pretending the words don’t land even as heat crawls back up his neck.

    “But no,” he continues, clearly enjoying himself. “You choose rink, very bold.”

    “Fuck off,” Shane exhales through his nose.

    Ilya keeps talking as they slow near the boards, skating lazy circles around Shane like he has nowhere else to be. “Next time,” he says mildly, like he’s already planned it, “We use a hotel. I promise, much less… scandal.”

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    Shane and Ilya get freaky on the ice, LIKE LITERALLY on the ice during the All Star Game week.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “Besides, we never get to find out how many times you can cum in an hour.” Rozanov wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

    “You are really annoying, you know that, right?” Shane huffed, but felt heat creeping back into his cheeks at the thought. “I doubt its more than two, like I said before.”

    “Yes, it says in my contract ‘must annoy other teams' players at least once a game’ this is why they pay me big bucks. Also best hockey in league, but mostly to annoy. Was this not on yours?” Rozanov was running his fingers up Shane’s thighs now, and he couldn't help the way his legs fell open in silent invitation, “I think you can do more than two, with my help. Five, I think, sounds like good start.”

    “Five?! Are you kidding me?” Shane scoffed. “That's not, like, even physically possible for a guy. In an hour? Good one, man.”

    “Two hours then, or three. I am not kidding. Neither of us have game tomorrow and plane leaves in the afternoon, we have time.” Shane felt warm at the thought having Ilya for that long. That alone made him want to say yes. “I can show you. Make you feel good, get you to five, if you let me. Will you let me?”

    Or pre tuna melt, Shane gets pushed to his limit

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “And why is a Russian prince inviting me to his matchmaking party? Do they need gentry chaperones or something?”

    “No, no, and it’s not a party, it’s a whole series of affairs, it’s…Shane, you’re invited as a candidate. A marriage candidate.”

    Shane pulls the phone away to make sure the line’s still connected and he hasn’t accidentally started watching Downton Abbey or something.

    Prince Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov meets Shane Hollander, Duke of Montreal.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Ilya fucking Rozanov is dry-humping the freaking ice! Shane stares unblinking, taking on the way the Russian’s pelvis keeps getting closer to the ice, trusting in someone invisible. The way his hips are drawing small circles at each trust.
    The way Ilya’s powerful back is stretched out, his hands holding the hockey stick against the ice, makes him ground deeply and slowly.
    Shane feels his mouth drying as he takes on the clearly inappropriate stretching. And to his horror, he can feel his cock twitching in interest.

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    At 19 years old, Shane Hollander is the best figure skater of his generation; the world is his oyster. Hockey has once been a part of his life, and he is fine with not mingling with it. But that's until hockey player Ilya Rozanov comes around, rocking his world by filming an ad with him.

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