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The Freak Who Lived by DeviantHufflepuff (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2020
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ON HIATUS
When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he is kicked out of Gryffindor Tower by those he thought of as friends. It isn't until Snape finds him that the truth comes out about The Boy Who Lived
freaks sleep on the floor, freaks stay in cupboard, freaks don’t get to have friends.’ His Aunt and Uncle's words filled his head as sobs finally overtook his small frame. This is where he belonged, on the dusty floor all alone. He shouldn't be near other people; nobody wants to be near a freak.
That night Harry cried himself to sleep as panic and sobs wreaked havoc on his too-small body. He paid no mind to the cold or the aches in bones. When he woke up the next morning he refused to move. This was his place now, and this is where he would stay.- Language:
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- 94,069
- Chapters:
- 44/?
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 3,214
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
20 Jan 2026
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When Dumbledore dies at the end of their fifth year after trying in a cursed ring, Draco Malfoy joins the Order of the Phoenix and claims his Lordship of House Black to secure Grimmauld Place as headquarters. Against all odds, he falls in love with, and marries Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, their love was never meant to last. The Order of the Phoenix falls, leaving Lady Hermione Malfoy-Black and her sons Teddy Lupin-Black and Scorpius Malfoy the final survivors of the Second Wizarding War. With everyone dead, Hermione is tasked with traveling back in time to save everyone who needlessly lost their lives, with two babies in tow.
As Head of House Black, she shares an immediate connection with Sirius Black, and he just cannot resist. What follows is a harrowing adventure to change the culture of Wizarding society and kill Voldemort once and for all.
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- English
- Words:
- 289,389
- Chapters:
- 48/75
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- 1,807
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
16 Dec 2025
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Changing Fate by lyraonyx for NocturnalNighthawk, SerenaEW
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2023
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After Sirius dies right in front of him, a desolate Harry would sooner die himself than be sent back to the Dursleys one more time. Voldemort gets creative, however, and instead of dying, Harry finds himself rocketed twenty years into the past and straight into the memories from Severus' pensieve. Harry reacts without considering the consequences, as per the norm, and saves Severus from his family. He only meant to spare an innocent pain, but in saving Severus and securing his alliance, he has set in motion a series of ancient prophecies as old as written history and changed the course of fate forever.
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- Part 1 of The Tapestry of Time
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 159,441
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,606
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- 5,684
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
05 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter finds himself hurtled back through time, landing back to just after World War 2 ended, more accurately, on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place...SLASH, MPREG Orion Black/Harry Potter Death meddles in the Master Of Death's fate once again...he must be awfully bored!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 433,316
- Chapters:
- 86/?
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 11,458
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- 34,315
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- 7,863
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
11 Jun 2025
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“I…I’ve got to go. I can’t. I’m sorry.” Without another word, Hermione grabs a handful of floo powder and disappears within the emerald flames. […] She left leaving nothing but a trace of her jasmine shampoo, taking all his hopes and desires with her, setting them ablaze with the flames of the floo.
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After a drunken and reckless one night stand, Sirius and Hermione are in for a shocking (and life changing) surprise.
art by elivrayn, wantsgmarie and moonlu
- Language:
- English
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- 56,780
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 587
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- 2,852
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
17 Mar 2025
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Albus Dumbledore never left anything to chance. When the death toll rises at the battle of Hogwarts, the castle sends Hermione Granger back in time.
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- English
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- 68,471
- Chapters:
- 17/?
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- 1
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- 427
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- 734
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
17 Mar 2025
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Being sent back in time with one marauder’s son and pregnant with another one should make her more cautious but Hermione is done.
Introducing:
Hermione ‘Mommy’ Granger Grimm
Sirius ‘Mommy Issues’ Black
Remus ‘Tortured Poet’ Lupin
James ‘Loverboy’ Potter
Lily ‘Hearteater’ Evans
Regulus ‘Babygirl’ Black
And Albus, ‘Finally Being held Accountable’ Dumbledore
In the new hit fic where Hermione is a pissed, pregnant, single mom ready to take on Albus Dumbledore and the Dark Lord at the same fucking time because she’s Hermione Granger. Sirius is on his fucking knees and Remus is so, so grateful to be a dad (eventually). You’ll laugh, cry, and scream but we’re going to keep going. Found family might be hobbled together with a shotgun and duct tape but Hermione will keep these bastards alive if she has to commit every war crime known to man. We are rocking a sappy, kickass, romantic comedy about family and how Hermione would have done it better than these ancient fucks. Seriously, did they all share braincells and weak morals?- Language:
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- Words:
- 105,061
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Comments:
- 628
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
17 Mar 2025
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The Sea is Wine Red by gotham_girl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Jan 2026
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Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.
Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.
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- Part 1 of Sailing on the Winds of Change
- Part 2 of Gotham Girl's PJO Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,297
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Comments:
- 2,946
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- 9,428
- Bookmarks:
- 3,290
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- 261,158
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
13 Mar 2025
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you became the light on the dark side of me by Daisyapples
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 Jan 2025
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Moonlight lit up a darkened apartment. He blinked stinging tears out of his eyes. He couldn't recognise anything in the dim lights coming from the streets far, far below. Before he could do anything else, before he could even really take in where he was, a lamp flicked on and a gun was aimed at him.
A man with a metal arm stood wielding it with an ice cold expression on his face. “Who the hell are you?” he rasped, voice cold.
Jason shifted, blinking when he moved out of the shadows and into the light.
“Jason?” The man's gun dropped to his side. “Is that blood?”
“Buck, what's going on?” A boy emerged from the hallway, wearing red pajamas covered in multicolored books, and wiping his eyes like he'd just woken up. “What was that noise?”
Jason gasped when the boy pulled his hands from his face.
It was him. Little him. Tiny him.
He blinked but the kid was still there. This couldn’t be real — it had to be some type of dying dream. A hallucination, or coma.
“Buck?” Little him asked again, voice wobbling as his eyes darted between the two of them. “Is that me?”
Jason decided that this was a good time to pass out.
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- Part 3 of Don't Let Them See You Cry
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,222
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 1,689
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- 3,061
- Bookmarks:
- 462
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- 46,380
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
28 Feb 2025
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Stray Little Bat by Resident_Sunshine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers (Comics), Daredevil (TV)
25 Feb 2026
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Jason has lived a hard life, from growing up with an abusive father and a dead mom, to dying after a brutal attack, to digging himself out of his own grave, to his new father choosing to save his killer.
But what if fate had plans in store for him? What happens when he gets caught in another explosion after saving his sibling? What happens when he wakes up in a different box, in a different time, in a different world? Will he be able to navigate and survive?
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Or: Jason has a very bad no good time while caving slowly, much like a black hole. But then he gets killed and wakes up in the Marvel time line. Only difference is this time he no longer has a mission to stick to, and happens to be the same age he was the first time. Strap in for one choas gremlin with no more fucks to give, unleashed in a time line where Bruce can no longer hold him back. Stick around as he slowly pulls everyone in and forms one new family that will appreciate him fully, even if he may bite sometimes.
Plump with heavy angst, existential crisis, and a healthy dosage of crack to balance it all out.
⚠️ Will not commission art for any of my fics, so please stop asking⚠️
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- Part 1 of Guide to Co-Parenting the Multiverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 218,917
- Chapters:
- 41/?
- Comments:
- 979
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- 2,248
- Bookmarks:
- 533
- Hits:
- 91,694
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
28 Feb 2025
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I, the forgotten by Docileroll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Feb 2026
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Everything was fucked. Confused, betrayed, angry, hurt won’t even begin to cover how he felt, but Jason wasn’t going to stay put as they cart him off to Arkham for the simple mistake of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
He wasn’t going back there, not to Arkham, never again.
Fortunately he wouldn’t have to try to run, the portal swallowing him whole did all the work for him, now he was in a completely strange house with a gun to his forehead and a man with a metal arm staring him down.
He was never going to be offered mercy, is he?
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- Part 1 of The forgotten
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 161,161
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,309
- Kudos:
- 3,386
- Bookmarks:
- 791
- Hits:
- 91,504
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
27 Feb 2025
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The Doctor, The Mechanic, The Kid, Oh My by a_deep_breath
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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The fallout of a botched spell mixed with the Infinity Stones, leaves Tony, Stephen and Peter in Gotham. Their bodies are younger than when they left. They're doing the best they can to stay under the radar, not doing any superhero stuff. Tony just wants to keep Peter alive, kiss Stephen, and find them a way home.
Stephen's doctor skills, followed by Tony's mechanical engineering abilities get them noticed anyways.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,309
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 1,631
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- 6,271
- Bookmarks:
- 1,204
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- 98,646
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
25 Feb 2025
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Hermione really shouldn't have slapped Draco at the end of third year. Getting hexed in your Time-Turner apparently has dire consequences. Like having no choice but to live out your life twenty years in the past. It's almost like jumping down the rabbit hole. It doesn't help matters when you realise that you have feelings for the currently teenage father of your future best friend. She can still keep the timeline sort of on track though, right? Right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 409,602
- Chapters:
- 67/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 670
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- 1,163
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- 353
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- 64,228
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
02 Dec 2024
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The Return of an Heiress by SlytherinLovesAGryffindor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2022
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It has always been said that there is no place safer than Hogwarts... But that doesn’t apply when you’re the Dark Lord’s daughter and his most outspoken adversary is the school’s headmaster.
Returning to England after her seaside villa on the coast of the Albanian Riviera is attacked And her mother brutally murdered, Hermione Granger-Riddle is forced to enroll in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for her final year of education. Having to send his daughter deep behind enemy lines, Lord Voldemort decides to bend his own rules and recruit the most promising students into his daughter’s guard.
If chosen it’s a pass into the Inner Circle but there’s one catch...
Her guards won’t just bear the mark of a loyal Death Eater, they’ll become anchors to her unstable magic through means of marriage rites.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 163,529
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 943
- Kudos:
- 1,062
- Bookmarks:
- 430
- Hits:
- 60,489
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
22 May 2024
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Not Broken just bent by JamieWolf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Nov 2023
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FEM-HARRY A overpowered apparition and a wish for safety lands the Golden Trio in the Avenger's tower. Juniper Potter has trouble accepting help but for her friends she does it. But can she accept more from the Winter Soldier, will it matter as Voldemorts after her and Hydras after him? And what is her connection to Tony about?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 310,315
- Chapters:
- 47/?
- Comments:
- 402
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- 1,204
- Bookmarks:
- 676
- Hits:
- 88,749
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
05 May 2024
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,580
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Comments:
- 11,508
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- 41,585
- Bookmarks:
- 11,044
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- 1,246,082
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
12 Mar 2024
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Dumbledore stares at James. “Do you think it’s possible they are decedents of Charlus and Dorea Potter? Children or grandchildren perhaps?”
James scratches his chin. “I would have said no before tonight. Charlus and Dorea didn’t have any children. Not any that I know of, anyway. I suppose they could have had a squib… who these two could have descended from… The boy does look an awful lot like a Potter… but the girl… I’m not so sure. I never met Dorea.”
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
10 Mar 2024
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I have swallowed my pride (To say goodbye) by IzzyMRDB for Lady__Loki
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, RIORDAN Rick - Works, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian Religion, Ancient Egyptian RPF
02 Jun 2025
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"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." ~Robert Frost
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Rhea thought the fight was over when she handed Luke that blade. The war she fought for others was over. She was wrong.
Now a thousand miles and a thousand years from home, all alone with just the ghost of a curse to accompany her in her travels, she will only fight for the wars she chooses.AKA
Sent to the start of the Trojan War, Rhea Jackson does not wish to be involved in another war of the gods
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,385
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 61
- Comments:
- 4,079
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- 14,111
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- 4,476
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- 524,612
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
16 Feb 2024
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The Ghost of Heroes by Enigmaris, ScarletNightFury
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Danny Phantom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Jul 2020
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“Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.
“What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”
“I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”
“Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”
“Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”
Silence over the radio.Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up.
NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 1 of The Ghost of Heroes Extended Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 291,238
- Chapters:
- 69/69
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 19,800
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- 20,711
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- 5,126
- Hits:
- 696,505
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
31 Jan 2024
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Harry Potter and The Great Custody Battle by dajgen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’
Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.
Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?
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Updates depend on author's muse and sanity.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,520
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 2,126
- Kudos:
- 13,042
- Bookmarks:
- 4,584
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- 404,047
Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
05 Jan 2024