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    “You have a choice,” Cody begins. “I don’t want any of you to think that you don’t. If you want no part of this, all you have to do is say so. But if I know any of you half as well as I think I do, this choice won’t be particularly hard to make.”

    He takes a deep breath and counts his heartbeats against the reverent silence of the mess hall. “We may belong to the Republic, but we were made for the Jetti.”

    And thus, the 212th Attack Battalion abducts their General. (It's for his own health, really.)

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    03 Jun 2024

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives on Bandomeer as a Temple washout.

    When Ben leaves Bandomeer, it's after an unexpected rescue from an unruly group of pirates. The Jedi have made it clear they don't want him, and his time as a slave in the mines has taught him the galaxy isn't safe. He learns from Hondo how to make a living as a pirate. When the Clone Wars breaks out, it's the perfect opportunity to make big profits so long as one keeps their head down and stays neutral.

    But once Ben meets Commander Cody, neutrality isn't an option.

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    21 Jun 2024

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    The year is 1998. Australia is fucked to hell and back, but its neighbour New Zealand is doing surprisingly alright. Well, if it wasn't for the supply shortages, persistent earthquakes, and the government's increasing heavy handed attempts at censorship.

    Cody, a presenter at Radio Hauraki, is particularly pissed about that last thing. And he knows just what to do about it, too — all they need is a boat. Radio Hauraki started life as pirate radio back in the sixties, what's stopping them from going back on the waves?

    Also, if his coworker, Obi-Wan, could stop making his life a living hell that'd be great, but Cody is pretty sure the world will end for real before that happens.

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    06 Jul 2024

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    5 times Spock’s bizarre biology confused McCoy (and every doctor in the Federation), and 1 time even Spock’s confounded biology confused him, too.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    You know how some people will fake a proposal to get free dessert or champagne?

    Obi-Wan and Cody have figured out a neat trick to make some negotiations go more smoothly. This somehow saves the galaxy.

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