BlueCookiesAbi
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Your Crooked Love Is Just A Pyramid Scheme, And I'm Dizzy On Dreams by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandoms: Transformers (IDW 2019)
01 Jan 2026
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Brainstorm sips loosely at his drink, nodding along at whatever Rodimus is saying. The words fly in one audial and out the other for as much as Brainstorm cares. No, his processor is focused on something much more entertaining. His eyes track Perceptor across the bar, watching the mech as he chats in a booth.
He drinks in the sight, the mech’s visage far a sweeter image than whatever lay inside his cup. Perceptor nods at Nautica, agreeing with her. A slight smile shines on his face and Brainstorm tightens the grip on his drink, jealousy flashing big and bright.
It should be him putting that smile on Perceptor’s face. They were simpatico, after all.
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Clawing Memories out from Whispers by BlueCookiesAbi for AnxiousEspada
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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After waking up sore, bloody, and covered in marks of interface that he has no recollection of collecting, Ratchet must figure out what happened to himself.
If only it were easy.
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Swirl Me Around Your Room With Feeling by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
18 Jul 2024
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When First Aid was kicked out of work for a mandatory break, he wasn't expecting much—maybe a lonely night out at the bar making awkward small talk with Swerve before he retreats to the safety of his room—when a chance run in with the ship's resident self-proclaimed genius changes everything. After a night out and some lab-based shenanigans, the two have found a connection that leaves them dizzy for more.
(My submission for the 2024 Transformers Reverse Big Bang)
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First Aid has been daydreaming about you and your touch. When you walk in on him, you decide to give him a bit of a helping hand.
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If You Were Church, I'd Get On My Knees by BlueCookiesAbi for LEMONERZEST (REYDELCASTILL0)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
02 Feb 2024
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Optimus knows he shouldn't be here. Shouldn't be watching. The proper thing, if he was a stronger mech, would be to never do this again.
But Optimus, despite everything, is not infallible.
And so, like clockwork, he returns; continues this song and dance of theirs.
Recent series
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BlueCookie's Podfics by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
24 Nov 2023
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Temporarily unavailable with Internet Archive being down, will be moved to a new site shortly
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Future Leo and Mystery Man by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
22 May 2023
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Future Leo is stressed and feels guilty in the apocalypse. His brilliant coping mechanism? Why, having sex with a fellow resistance member. Totally coping well. No way this could go wrong.
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Loss, Family, and the Love We Found Anyway by Purplepuma66
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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After stumbling into Middle Earth, Sigrid builds a life as Bard's adopted daughter and Dale's most practical princess. Her arranged marriage to Fíli, crown prince of Erebor, starts a tale of drainage systems, midnight meetings, and finding home in unexpected places.
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Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
19 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
13 Jan 2026
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Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...
Now what?
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Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
27 Dec 2025
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On an extended border mission, Kakashi finds himself falling hard for the one woman he's always considered entirely off-limits.
Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
22 Dec 2025
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
16 Dec 2025