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mama, can I get another amen? by sleepyMoritz (Catherss)
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2018
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Before the headteacher of Essex’s Mutant Re-education Centre even opens the door, Matt knows he’s got a roommate.
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10 Feb 2026
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Butterfly House by murderbooks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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“What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”
“More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”
Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.
It only gets worse from there.
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
08 Feb 2026
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And then the doors to Paddy’s Pub open and Mac bursts in, phone still pressed against one ear, panting like he ran all the way here, all sweaty and red and excited. “Guys,” he says, “I’m going to pray away my gay.”
Or: Mac signs himself up for a conversion camp as the quickest way to find hot gay men. To protect Mac from STDs and heartbreak, Dennis teams up with Charlie to commit a hate crime that involves Dennis in a dress.
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
25 Jan 2026
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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
14 Jan 2026
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In which Dick is a selkie with a terrible revelation, and Bruce just wants to go back to sleep.
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06 Jan 2026
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beast by robotsdance
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Oct 2020
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Jaime is a person.
Brienne is a beast.
She has been a beast for a long time.
Even if she was still a person, it would make no difference.
But it doesn’t matter.
Because she is a beast.Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
04 Jan 2026
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how to divide the conquest of thy sight by streetlight_skeletons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jan 2024
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“So,” Jason says, quiet, eyes trained on Bruce yet clearly directing the remark to him. Dick feels strangely honoured to be included in his little aside, until he hears the ending. “He’s sharpened his stick at both ends.”
Dick has an incredulous, “What the fuck does that even-?!” bursting out of his mouth before he is quite rudely interrupted by a batarang rushing towards his rightfully confused face.
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Or,There's something wrong with Bruce. Dick lies between his crosshairs.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
17 Dec 2025
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when the man comes around by julodinae_sunsets
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 Oct 2022
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Alfred’s love is pressed shirts and warm food. And his love is a gleaming knife, too.
He would bleed for his boys. He would make others bleed for them.
And so he does.
(Or: the Joker must die, and Alfred Pennyworth is not a man who waits on others to do his work.)
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
13 Dec 2025
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“Today I thought maybe I – I had a look at my own insides. Just to see if I could.”
She sets another receipt on the pile. “Clark, honey, what are you getting at here?”
“Ma. I don’t think I’m human.”
“What?” she says. “Clark, don’t talk stupid. Of course you’re human. What else would you be?”
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
12 Dec 2025
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Prince Finnr was the worst of alphas. Rough and spoiled, and cruel enough even the whores he paid to fuck tried to hide away, and so drunk all the time there was no hope to get to him. Colt wasn’t the pretty whore he chose, but he was the omega willing to go distract him until they got her under control. What happened after couldn’t be called a simple distraction.
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- Part 1 of what love was.
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
08 Dec 2025
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There was a boy in Amato’s house. By the time he discovered the truth of why his brother had taken a child in, he had already all but adopted him.
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
08 Dec 2025
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your best kept secret / your biggest mistake by nightcycles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Bruce gets hit with a fear toxin that makes the victims think their mating bond has been broken – and the moment Bruce starts suffering the symptoms of a bond break is the moment the Bats begin to suspect there’s something he hasn’t been telling them.
(Enter Dick.)
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
02 Dec 2025
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Kryptonite Disposal Guys, Inc. by SpaceWall
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
22 Nov 2024
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When Tim’s parents start working with Lex Luthor, there’s only one thing to do.
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“Alright,” Steph said, after she’d tried and failed to suffocate Tim with his own pillow for taking her phone. “So what’s the next step of the plan, then? Does Superman have his own hotline? Do we just go to Metropolis and yell about it a lot?”
That might work, actually, but it would create a lot of opportunities for Luthor to know what Tim had done. Which would create a lot of opportunities for Tim’s dad to know what Tim had done, and for Tim to get disappeared by goons and drowned in the harbor, or sent to a reform school without any computer science classes, or something.
“Metropolis yes,” Tim said, “yelling no.”
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
28 Nov 2025
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“I always figured a witch’s hut would look more…” Tim wiggles his fingers over the windowsill, adorned with various kitchen herbs and Rae Dunn pottery. “You know. Hovel-y.”
“That’s because it’s an apartment,” Bruce responds. “Don’t touch that.”
Tim doesn’t know how he knows, considering he’s still inspecting the bookshelves and facing the opposite direction. He makes a face, setting the purple mug that proudly proclaims sweater weather in spindly font back down where he found it.
Whumptober: 2025
Day 1: “Please don’t cry.”
Lamb to the slaughter | Ceremony | Beg for forgivenessSeries
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
25 Nov 2025
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Robin gets shot for the first time. Batman does not take it well.
Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
25 Nov 2025
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It’s as he’s assessing Goon #1’s shoulders that he hears it.
Grhk.
The sound of someone choking.
(You are ten-years-old, and the world is wide open before you. You don't yet know how to worry for yourself. It is your father's job.)
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
24 Nov 2025
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Tim Drake never actually wanted to become part of the Robin-Batman-vigilante outfit. No, really. But the last Robin up and died, and now Batman is going crazy, and no one else is doing anything about it, so...Tim decides to become Robin. He might as well, right? At the very least it'll give him something to do while his parents are gone.
Still, Tim's not taking up the mantle until he can put a couple of things in order. Step one? Making sure the Joker can't get it into his head to kill another Robin. Not ever again. (Good thing Tim's not the one with a 'no killing' rule.)
And then after that? Well, after that it's only just a matter of keeping Batman from learning Tim's identity and subsequently chasing him off. Not until Bruce can get back on his feet and pick a new Robin, a real one this time. Easy-peasy.
Sort of.
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
16 Nov 2025
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Sometimes, Tim isn’t sure he’s real.
Tim isn’t sure when he started altering his appearance. Maybe he always knew how to do it. Maybe he learned how watching his mother in front of the vanity in her room, blue silk dressing gown wrapped tightly around brittle bones as she peered critically at her reflection, widening her irises ever so slightly, narrowing the bridge of her nose.
A good transformation, she’d told him once, is not over exaggerated, or particularly striking. It must appear completely natural at all times, or the trick is ruined. The game is up.
Tim’s nose is a little crooked. He doesn’t remember how long it’s been that way.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
- Language:
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
12 Nov 2025
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April 27th isn't anyone's favourite date, but it's somehow worse than usual today when Bruce gets his car stolen.
It's nice of Red Hood to come to his rescue.
Even nicer that Jason keeps him company afterwards.
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
07 Nov 2025
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Fresh from her divorce, Guinevere knows just where to find the kind of man she actually wants: a slave shelter.
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- Part 27 of Slavetober 2025
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
29 Oct 2025