Bones_Bard
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- Doctor Who (2005) (82)
- Nightsleeper (TV 2024) (13)
- House M.D. (6)
- Amphibia (Cartoon) (5)
- Chicago (2002) (5)
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The three of them spend a night together as House annoys Cuddy and Wilson in a way only he is allowed to.
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They tell me sometimes, trust your instincts but my instincts keep bringing me here for another slip of Vicodin through my lips. by Bones_Bard
Fandoms: House M.D.
08 Feb 2026
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A night in jail in agonising pain with no medication
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The pain is killing him, and of course his boss noticed so she has a single order for his, get some rest
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Addictive, this panic, days like this I wanna rip up my birth certificate by Bones_Bard
Fandoms: House M.D.
03 Feb 2026
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Everyone in the office seems to be attempting to win a competition on who can be most annoying, obviously they are not aware of said competition and it drives House mad
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When the shipment of Vicodin is delayed who is to say how House will react
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Mostly oneshots
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Shasha And Milo Fan Fic by Bones_Bard, Story_Writer43002
Fandom Shasha and Milo (Cartoon)
29 Jul 2025
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This is a collection of my Clashildr oneshots
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10 Times House Pretended to be His Fellows’ Dad (and One Time They Pretended He Was Theirs) by Redwri
Fandoms: House M.D.
04 Feb 2025
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What it says on the tin.
House has way too much fun.
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Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
02 Feb 2026
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Before Wilson can say anything, House splurts out, “She’s my daughter.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
A few stunned moments go by during which Wilson feels the need to sit down and reevaluate his whole life. House has a daughter. The man who fucking hates people has a daughter.
“So she’s your daughter. How come she… popped to your life only now? You knew about her before?”
House frowns his brows. “Of course I didn’t fucking know about her before! She’s fucking five! How could’ve I kept that a secret until now?
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Gregory House wakes up one beautiful morning to CPS behind his door. They inform him he now has a child. He calls in Wilson to help.
Because that's all he knows to do.
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
02 Feb 2026
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Bill Potts is captivated by the whimsy and passion of the Doctor's lectures, even though she's not a student of St. Luke's University and would probably be tossed out bodily if she ever got caught sneaking into his classes. But when she observes her hero gawking shamelessly at Clara Oswald, Bill is filled with righteous indignation on the English tutor's behalf...totally unaware that there is far more to the Doctor and Miss Oswald's relationship than meets the eye.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Teacher
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
09 Jan 2026
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“Hey Anne, did you know that the liver can regrow itself?”
“Uh no Marcy, I didn’t.”
“Yeah, it can grow back even if half of it is gone! That’s probably gonna come in handy right about now.”
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Marcy Gets Stabbed 2: Electric Boogaloo.
After an accident sends a metal pipe through the car window, Marcy gets stabbed. Again. Anne probably should pull over and call 911. She does not. Marcy is more amused than anything else. Sasha gets taco bell.This is the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
15 Nov 2025
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Who the hell liked Blue Roses anyways? by Cornuts360
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
15 Oct 2019
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Clara goes to the hospital to get surgery for her condition.
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- Part 3 of Hanahaki Whouffaldi Edition
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
14 Oct 2025