BrainProblemSituation
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- MASH (TV) (11)
- The Monkees (TV) (6)
- Easy Rider (1969) (1)
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Hawkeye hadn’t had a real egg in forever. All at once, it was the only thing he wanted, and not the powdered stuff they glopped onto a tray in the mess tent - he wanted something real and fragile and perishable - fried, boiled, poached, something, anything. Early on in the war they’d been more abundant; what had happened?
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Hawkeye does what he always does.
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Something had loomed over Hawk’s life, and it drove everyone away eventually.
Set during the episode "Picture This"
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Hawkeye poured some powder into Trapper’s drink. Trapper met Hawk’s eye, raised his eyebrow and Hawk winked far more obviously than he intended to. Who could turn that down?
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- Part 5 of BrainProblemSituation's Kinktober 2025
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You keep having this dream. You're not quite sure how it ends. You're not sure if you want to know.
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BrainProblemSituation's Kinktober 2025 by BrainProblemSituation
Fandom MASH (TV), The Monkees (TV)
07 Oct 2025
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- 4,561
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Hawkeye’s imagination has to travel only as far as his tummy, where he is building a little baby who looks a lot like Beej. He assures himself it isn’t any more absurd than the truth: that he’s been sweet-talked into eating enough of the mess tent gruel to put on weight.
An interlude for 'Pillow Talk'
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23 Feb 2026
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“I’d like to take your temperature with a thermometer,” you say, finally drawing your hand away. Even though it’s gloved, it feels like it’s glowing with heat.
His eyes crinkle in his very best imitation of a smile. “And I’d like to see this thermometer’s M.D. The war doesn’t stop on account of my fever.” He clicks his tongue, and drops a piece of shrapnel in a basin. “I thought you knew that by now.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,531
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 68
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15 Feb 2026
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Mike wants a fight; Peter gives him one.
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29 Jan 2026
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It's a cold day in Korea, and Margaret wakes up hungover and unsatisfied.
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25 Jan 2026
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The Guns Have Stopped Their Firing, You May Wander Through the Hills by hawkeyesknitting for ScuzBrains
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Francis woke up to a warm, wet sensation.
Gift for Iggy ScuzBrains for the Mashholes gift exchange :::) Prompt: Post-war Deaf/HoH Mulcahy getting loved and appreciated, hawkahy finding creative ways to make their relationship work, filth. Debauch that priest.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,626
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 29
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 215
Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
23 Jan 2026