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    Being pregnant has never once stopped Ilya Rozanov from having his way with Shane Hollander.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has shared a file with you: Sex_statistics_presentation_2017.ppt

     

    (or: Ilya drops a bunch of hints about his love life to his teammates. They do not pick up on them)

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.”

    Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town.

    Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive

    Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏

    Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “I’ve always wanted to be watched,” he had admitted to Hayden. “It’s always been like… a exhibitionist fantasy of mine for someone to see me and Ilya together. Maybe we could start there?” He’d said to Hayden, who had been beet red with embarrassment for the awkward way he’d brought up the possibility of casual sex with his best friend of a decade. “I don’t know how I feel about like, a full on threesome right now.” Shane had laughed awkwardly, scratching at the back of his neck. “But… maybe we start with that.”

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    14 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    13 Feb 2026